Gilbert turned red when he saw Matthieu sitting at the table. "Birdy, you're here." Canada nodded as the King sat him down and let go of his ears.

"So what are we playing?" Ivan asked cheerfully. "Ve~ how about football?" Feliciano asked happily. They all agreed and teamed up.

In one team: Gilbert, Torris, Feliks, Ivan, Raivis, and Eduard

In the other team: Ludwig, Feliciano, Vash, Canada, and Roderick.

Lily kept score

The two teams got into position, Torris was goalie for the red team and Vash was goalie for the black team. The game began and Canada instantly felt like he was in a war rather than a game. They all had the intent to kill and if he had to be honest, he wasn't great at football. Sweet looking Feliciano was the one who scared him most however. He did not expect the smaller man to be so into this, yet there he was shoving everyone away with a cheerful "ve". Black team was winning 5 by 3 and Canada felt the fear set in when Ludwig passed him the ball.

Canada ran as everyone else chased after him trying to avoid the occasional person kicking near his feet. Suddenly a voice appeared next to him.

"Hey, playing soccer I see. Thanks for the invite bro." Alfred now ran beside Canada who was trying to get to the goal that didn't seem to come. "What? I thought you didn't like being here. Besides it's football." Canada kicked the ball upward as Eduard tried to steal the ball. He continued to run. "Dude this place stinks of commie, I hate it. And no football is something entirely different." Alfred said still running beside Canada. "Listen pussy cat, that's American football, THIS is normal football. "

"Dude calm down. This is soccer, I know my sports. You're an idiot dude," Alfred said with a laugh. Canada was growing annoyed and spotted Roderick waving to pass the ball. "It's not soccer!" Canada said as he kicked the ball towards Roderick. He didn't realize how hard he kicked it until the ball hit Roderick in the face making him fall back. "Woah dude, chill." Feliciano just managed to kick the ball towards the goal. The ball was caught by Torris who threw it Canada's direction. The ball was coming towards him when he saw Alfred's glasses and giant smile on the ball chanting "soccer" over and over. Canada kicked the ball in the air as hard as he could. "FOOTBALL!" He yelled annoyed when his foot hit the ball and burst with glitter flying everywhere. He stood trying to understand what just happened as everyone stared at him.

"Mr. Matthieu it's only a game," Eduard said. "That's right, you should calm down" Torris said trying to wipe the glitter off him. "He like, totally ruined the game though," Felix whined. "And he injured my Ace!" Vash yelled from where he and Feliciano sat beside a bloody nosed Roderick.

"Oh maple, I'm really sorry." Canada said nervously. "I think we should teach him a lesson Da?" Ivan smiled at him while the rest nodded. "Get the queen on him!" Someone yelled. "No way, Natalia is scary, she will chase me too," Ivan said before turning back towards Canada. "Now, become one with me," Ivan said.

"Run, Mr. Matthieu!" Lily yelled as everyone else began to approach him. He froze in fear. He was then pulled by someone. "Shieße, don't freeze up. Run birdy, fucking run!" Gilbert yelled as he dragged him along. Canada snapped back and began running too. The two were chased through the maze and out into the forest. The two ran into the crazy trio from earlier. "Oh, Gilbert! Is this your girlfriend?" The hare spoke with a grin. "Francis!" The white rabbit smirked. Matthieu had to pull Gilbert to keep him running.

"She hates you," Arthur said sipping tea while Peter giggled pulling on Francis's ears.

The two continued to run before Alfred ended up running beside them. "Aw, the couple is eloping!" He said smiling as Canada sent a scowl. "Al I will skin you," he said as the other two gulped nervously. They could hear the screaming of the others who chased him. They got to the beach and saw ship beginning to leave. The three ran towards the water before Gilbert grabbed Canada and threw him on. Canada hit the floor of the boat hard and looked up. He saw the same dodo and lizard from before. "Oh, it's the bastard," Lovino said pointing to Canada. "Si, it is. What are-" "Tonio!" Gilbert interupted Antonio as he jumped onto the boat.

"It's mi amigo!" Antonio yelled as the two pulled into a hug. "Great you brought him along." Lovino glared at Canada who stood up. "And me," Alfred said sitting on the end of the boat with a smile. "Who's this?" Bella asked Canada. Before Canada answered they heard screams of a nearby boat. They turned to see the group that was chasing them waving. Lovino went over to see his brother. "Get him fratello!" Feli yelled from the other boat. Lovino turned to glare at Canada. "What you do to my stupid fratellino, you bastard?" Canada then felt arms grab him. Ned was holding him as Lovino came over. The two threw him back into the water before throwing in Gilbert too.

"And take your stupid rabbit!" Lovino yelled as Antonio scolded him.

Canada sank into the water and felt himself begin to drown. When he was at the bottom of the 'ocean' he felt himself begin to spin. He opened his eyes and saw Gilbert also spinning as the water began to go down into a hole. The two swam towards each other and held onto each other as the water dissapeared. They found themselves in the room with the small door. They coughed out the water they swallowed and looked over to Alfred who stood over them. "Quit messing around they're still after you." Alfred said pointing to the group rowing the boat towards them. Gil stood up and shut the door before pulling Canada and Alfred across the hall. They stood in the upside down room and stared at the hole above. "Now what?" Alfred asked. Gilbert threw Canada into the air screaming "FLY BIRDY, FLY!" Alfred watched Canada go up into the air, hit the ceiling and come back down hitting his head. "That didn't work," he said looking at a horrified Gilbert. The last thing Canada heard was Alfred and Gilbert screaming out his name before falling unconscious.

"Mattie, dude. Matthieu." "Come on Birdy, wake up." Canada slowly opened his eyes and saw America and Prussia standing over him. He sat up and looked at the two who were now lacking suits and animal ears. "It's about time, you wouldn't wake up." America said looking at his brother.

Canada blinked sleepily and looked around. "Huh?" Was all he said before a large cake was shoved into his face with a maple leaf frosted onto it. "Happy birthday," the two said in unison as Canada stared at the cake trying to comprehend what was happening. "You guys remembered?" Canada asked looking at the two. "Of course birdy." Prussia smirked as America glared at him. "Yeah dude, but thanks to Prussia I couldn't get you the cake with the American flag on it." America said crossing his arms. "Other people stopped by but you were asleep, so they just left a gift." Prussia said pointing to the table next to him.

Canada felt his eyes water as he looked at the presents stacked onto the table. He saw a giant bouquet of tulips with a tag that read "from: Netherlands, Happy Birthday." He smiled as he picked them up. His eyes wandered to the others. A box with tomato wrapping paper from Romano. Another one with the same paper under it from Spain. One with pasta wrapping paper, he could guess that one. One with adorable puppies on it that read 'Germany', that was a surprise. One big one with polar bears on it that read 'nordics'. A small one with plain red wrapping paper and a white ribbon that read Japan and China. Next to it was a white one with red ribbons above one with sunflowers. There were also a few bags underneath the table.

He picked up the one with maple leafs and read the name "Papa." He smiled and knew who it was. He opened it expecting a small cheap gift but felt his eyes widen as he pulled out the gift. He held a short french maid dress as Gilbert began to laugh. America pulled out the card from the bag and began to read out loud. "To Matthieu, may you have special fun with this for your birthday, love France." Canada slowly put it down before reaching for one from Poland. He wasn't surprised to find black high heels. "How about Japan's?" America said awkwardly handing him the gift worried. Canada opened it to find cat ears and stockings. "Well birdy, looks you got a whole outfit for tonight," Gilbert said winking at him. "Dude, I am in the room, please wait till I'm gone to do this!" America yelled. Canada put the gifts down slowly. "How about I just tell you about this crazy dream I just had?"