Chapter 10: Hugh Jackman

"There are so many places I want to go, sites I want to see." The students at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters were watching Flushed Away and the girls were fawning over Hugh Jackman's accent.

"How can he have a British accent in Flushed Away, a country accent in Happy Feet, and be from Australia? He's so amazing," Kitty said dreamily, with a sigh.

This made Logan uncomfortable, and he said, "Get over it. He's married and he's got kids."

The girls sighed grumpily and many ran to their rooms to sulk. It disgusted Logan.

He decided to check his e-mail.

Where'reUrEars,

We, I mean they don't have problems with people, I would know.

She is? God! All the good ones are taken!

You call Magneto Dorky Helmet Man? Can I use that sometime?

He is not! Stop saying that! You are really killing my ego, here. I guess that is true. About girls liking stuff like that. Maybe that's why I'm having trouble picking up chicks. Lasers are cool, but not as cool as indestructible, retractable, daggers which extend from the space in-between the knuckles of the left and the right hands.

Rogue isn't single, she has a boyfriend, but she isn't getting married like everyone else.

Yes, Storm is a girl. What is so EW about that?

That sounds fun! I should try that on summers sometime, the whole shaving cream thing. I'd probably pay for it, though. When I unleashed one of my paintball attacks on him, I was pretty close to losing one of my arms, and my paintball ugn.

I like the name Jean, too. It is so catchy and unique!

I don't care how much you want to know. I'm not going to tell you.

TheWolverine