Disclaimer: I do not own it. I have a boyfriend (Yay, go me! ^^) some ramen
noodles, and a crazy puppy, but no Lord of the Rings nor do I own The
Adventures of Mini-Goddess. (My puppy's name *is* Legolas though. ^_~)
HealerAriel: Yeop, guilty as charged! I am an anime fan. Actually, this one chapter is bases on The Adventures of Mini-Goddess: The Belldandy Files. Do you like anime too? Yeah, Legolas has also been based (slightly) and a character from an anime show. Miroku from Inuyasha! For all those who are not familiar with that show, Miroku is a pervy, Buddhist priest. But I luv 'em both all the same (but Legolas more because he is oh so hot!!!) I rock? Thanks, no one has ever said that about me before. Diabolically insane, yes, rocks, nuh uh. Enjoy! ^_~
Laswen: Nope, Elrond doesn't have a clue about Arwen's old job. More pranks you say? Sorry, not many pranks this chapter but I hope their antic are funny all the same. ^^
Gilraen3: Yeop, Arwen was desperate for spare cash, and Legolas. Erm. Well. Legolas is a boy so we have to forgive him, don't we? ^_~
SivanShemesh: O_O Beautiful writing? My, I'm flattered. No one has ever said that about my writing. THANK YOU!!!! ^^
Nirobie: YAY!!! I love having fans!!! I'm glad I have cheered you up some. Trust me, I know how you feel with the mom on your back thing. Everyday it's, "TERRI!!! GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THAT COMPUTER!!!" *sigh* sometimes parents just don't understand.
Shanya: Really? The funniest you've ever read? YAY!!! That's great! I'm glad you like my writing! I hope a can keep meeting your expectations!
feanen: Thanks, I'm glad you like it.
JenniferG: I'm glad you like my story. ^^ I know I'm going to sound kinda cheesy when I say this but, in all truth, it's your reviews (all of my reviewers reviews that is) that gives me motivation to write! *crickets chirp* ^_^;; Yeop, thought so. ON TO THE FIC!!!!!
Chapter 10: Legolas Baby-Sits
"NO!!! You guys can't do this to me!!!" Legolas shouted at the retreating forms of Legolas' parents.
"Sorry Legolas, but we have decided that Mithrandir is right, your mother and I need some time to ourselves and save our marriage while I still have enough brain cells to comprehend what the word vacation means." Thranduil said with a surprising amount of intelligence.
"That's fine, but why do I have to take care of Cu and Pilin'? Doesn't Lindor usually do that?" Legolas dismayed.
"Legolas, she always does the work around here. Take some responsibility for once!" Verne' scolded before slamming the door. Unfortunately, the gate landed on Thranduil's foot.
Legolas sighed and went to find his brothers, otherwise known as, the spawns of Sauron. At least Aragorn and Gimli were still asleep but what cause mortals to sleep for so long was a mystery to Legolas. He went up to their door and knocked, "Cu! Pilin'! Come on out here!" When he didn't get an answer, he opened the door. Fluffy had been removed and tied up in another room in the dungeons so in all appearances, the room was empty. Legolas could still sense his brothers though. "Come on guys, I won't bite you know!"
"So, you're not going to hurt us?" came Pilin's voice from somewhere in the room.
Legolas smiled, "No, I'm not gonna hurt you."
Cu spoke, "You wouldn't lie to us just because mom and dad aren't here, would you?"
Legolas forced a smiled, "No, of course not."
"Cross your heart?" asked Pilin'.
Legolas' eye was starting to twitch, "Yes, cross my heart."
"Cross your heart and hope to die?" chanced Pilin'.
"WOULD YOU TWO GET OVER HERE BEFORE I SMACK YOU!?!?" Legolas yelled. The twins ran over. "That's better. Alright, what does Lindor usually do with you two?"
"She usually plays a game with us." Pilin' declared.
"Alright then, what do you two want to play then?"
"KICK THE CAN!" shouted Cu.
"NO! POKER!" yelled Pilin'.
". Poker? Can you two agree on one game?" Legolas asked. He was dismayed when the two shook their heads. "Alright then, I have a solution." He ran into his room and walked over to Aragorn's sleeping form ad kicked the ranger in the side.
"OUCH!!! LEGOLAS!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" shouted a disgruntled Aragorn.
"Mom and dad forced me to watch the twins and I need your help." Legolas said.
Five minutes later, Aragorn and Legolas were downstairs. "Alright, let's go!" Legolas said, hoping this was the end to their problem. It wasn't for both he and Aragorn walked over to Pilin' and his deck of cards. "Aragorn? Don't you think we should split up?" Legolas asked.
"But I want to play poker." Aragorn pouted. Legolas smacked himself on the forehead.
A few minutes later, in one of the cellars of Mirkwood palace, Cu and Pilin' were on a huge barrel of wine. "Don't you think Legolas is going to get mad at us?" asked Cu.
"No way, this is too much fun to be bad!" Pilin shouted with joy.
"GET OFF OF THAT YOU TWO MORONS!" Legolas shouted as he began to chase them.
"AHHHHHHH!!! KEEP AWAY FROM LEGOLAS!!! HE'S IT!!!" shouted Cu as he and his brother went into full reverse on the barrel. Legolas still chased them but in vain.
Legolas stopped when he was out of air. "Damn. Those. Two. Aren't. They. Ever. Tired.?" Legolas panted as he almost collapsed.
"Don't worry Legolas, here we'll give you another chance to catch us, here we come!" Pilin' exclaimed. Legolas gave a yell and began to run from the barrel only to be run over by the immense beverage container.
"I am never going to baby-sit ever again." Legolas moaned. Then he got an idea.
In the kitchen, Legolas mixed a few things together that he had taken from Gandalf's bag (without the wizard's consent). "Ah ha! There we go!" Legolas shouted.
"What's that?" Pilin' asked innocently.
"It's a pill that will make you and Cu do what I tell you to!" Legolas grinned, until Cu (on his other side) grabbed the two pills and threw them into Legolas' mouth who, unfortunately for him, swallowed them both. Legolas blanched, "Oh no."
"Weeeeeee!!! Throw us higher Legolas!!!" Cu exclaimed as Legolas threw him and his twin up and down. Legolas did so.
A few hours later, Legolas was more tired than he had ever been in his life. "Dammit. I'm so tired. Huh?" he looked up out the window as he heard thunder. "Oh, a lightening storm." he mused. He heard to yelps and then both his brothers ran over to him a clutched him. "Oh, so, you two aren't little monsters after all, you're just kids!"
"Legolas! Promise it won't get us!" Cu cried.
"Don't worry, nothing it going to get you two while I'm here." Legolas said reassuringly.
"Promise?" Pilin' said, wide eyed with fear.
Legolas smiled, "I'm the prince, you're going to have to take my word on that."
"Promise nothing bad is going to happen?" Pilin' asked again, determined to get an answer.
Legolas conceded. "Alright, I promise."
"Promise you wont get mad?" Cu asked. Legolas gulp. "Getting mad counts as something bad." Cu finished as his brother pointed to the giant barrel of wine that they were playing with earlier which was now broken with wine all over the floor. Legolas almost cried out until Cu looked up at him, "You promised you would get mad!" Cu laughed.
After Legolas finished cleaning up all the wine, he went over to the twins, "Alright you two, it's time to take a nap."
"Awww, Legolas." Cu whined.
"We don't wanna take a nap yet!" Pilin' finished.
Legolas smiled, "If you don't sleep you don't grow, and you don't want to be short forever do you?" The two shook their heads. "Alright then, let's get you two upstairs!" Cu stopped him.
"But you have to tell us a story, alright?
"Alright, fine, you win!" Legolas groaned.
Aragorn had finally gotten up and had helped Legolas set up the two for bed. Legolas told them their favorite story (which happened to be The Hobbit) but before Legolas had finished the story, Cu and Pilin' were fast asleep. "They don't look half as evil as the normally do when asleep do they Aragorn?" No answer. "Aragorn?" Legolas looked over and saw Aragorn asleep. "That's not a bad idea." Legolas mused as he nodded off.
After an hour, both Aragorn and Legolas were snoring loudly. Cu and Pilin' were standing up and watching the two sleep. "They snore so loud, I couldn't sleep." Cu whined. Pilin' nodded in agreement.
Finally, by the time Legolas and Aragorn had woken up, one of the guards came to relieve the prince from his duties.
OK, ya, I know. It wasn't very funny. I'M SORRY!!! *bows head in shame* I promise to do better next time. Really, there will be accidental love, crazy Lindor and lot's of Legolas choking Aragorn! PLEASE REVIEW!!! CLICK THE LITTLE BUTTON!!!!
HealerAriel: Yeop, guilty as charged! I am an anime fan. Actually, this one chapter is bases on The Adventures of Mini-Goddess: The Belldandy Files. Do you like anime too? Yeah, Legolas has also been based (slightly) and a character from an anime show. Miroku from Inuyasha! For all those who are not familiar with that show, Miroku is a pervy, Buddhist priest. But I luv 'em both all the same (but Legolas more because he is oh so hot!!!) I rock? Thanks, no one has ever said that about me before. Diabolically insane, yes, rocks, nuh uh. Enjoy! ^_~
Laswen: Nope, Elrond doesn't have a clue about Arwen's old job. More pranks you say? Sorry, not many pranks this chapter but I hope their antic are funny all the same. ^^
Gilraen3: Yeop, Arwen was desperate for spare cash, and Legolas. Erm. Well. Legolas is a boy so we have to forgive him, don't we? ^_~
SivanShemesh: O_O Beautiful writing? My, I'm flattered. No one has ever said that about my writing. THANK YOU!!!! ^^
Nirobie: YAY!!! I love having fans!!! I'm glad I have cheered you up some. Trust me, I know how you feel with the mom on your back thing. Everyday it's, "TERRI!!! GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THAT COMPUTER!!!" *sigh* sometimes parents just don't understand.
Shanya: Really? The funniest you've ever read? YAY!!! That's great! I'm glad you like my writing! I hope a can keep meeting your expectations!
feanen: Thanks, I'm glad you like it.
JenniferG: I'm glad you like my story. ^^ I know I'm going to sound kinda cheesy when I say this but, in all truth, it's your reviews (all of my reviewers reviews that is) that gives me motivation to write! *crickets chirp* ^_^;; Yeop, thought so. ON TO THE FIC!!!!!
Chapter 10: Legolas Baby-Sits
"NO!!! You guys can't do this to me!!!" Legolas shouted at the retreating forms of Legolas' parents.
"Sorry Legolas, but we have decided that Mithrandir is right, your mother and I need some time to ourselves and save our marriage while I still have enough brain cells to comprehend what the word vacation means." Thranduil said with a surprising amount of intelligence.
"That's fine, but why do I have to take care of Cu and Pilin'? Doesn't Lindor usually do that?" Legolas dismayed.
"Legolas, she always does the work around here. Take some responsibility for once!" Verne' scolded before slamming the door. Unfortunately, the gate landed on Thranduil's foot.
Legolas sighed and went to find his brothers, otherwise known as, the spawns of Sauron. At least Aragorn and Gimli were still asleep but what cause mortals to sleep for so long was a mystery to Legolas. He went up to their door and knocked, "Cu! Pilin'! Come on out here!" When he didn't get an answer, he opened the door. Fluffy had been removed and tied up in another room in the dungeons so in all appearances, the room was empty. Legolas could still sense his brothers though. "Come on guys, I won't bite you know!"
"So, you're not going to hurt us?" came Pilin's voice from somewhere in the room.
Legolas smiled, "No, I'm not gonna hurt you."
Cu spoke, "You wouldn't lie to us just because mom and dad aren't here, would you?"
Legolas forced a smiled, "No, of course not."
"Cross your heart?" asked Pilin'.
Legolas' eye was starting to twitch, "Yes, cross my heart."
"Cross your heart and hope to die?" chanced Pilin'.
"WOULD YOU TWO GET OVER HERE BEFORE I SMACK YOU!?!?" Legolas yelled. The twins ran over. "That's better. Alright, what does Lindor usually do with you two?"
"She usually plays a game with us." Pilin' declared.
"Alright then, what do you two want to play then?"
"KICK THE CAN!" shouted Cu.
"NO! POKER!" yelled Pilin'.
". Poker? Can you two agree on one game?" Legolas asked. He was dismayed when the two shook their heads. "Alright then, I have a solution." He ran into his room and walked over to Aragorn's sleeping form ad kicked the ranger in the side.
"OUCH!!! LEGOLAS!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" shouted a disgruntled Aragorn.
"Mom and dad forced me to watch the twins and I need your help." Legolas said.
Five minutes later, Aragorn and Legolas were downstairs. "Alright, let's go!" Legolas said, hoping this was the end to their problem. It wasn't for both he and Aragorn walked over to Pilin' and his deck of cards. "Aragorn? Don't you think we should split up?" Legolas asked.
"But I want to play poker." Aragorn pouted. Legolas smacked himself on the forehead.
A few minutes later, in one of the cellars of Mirkwood palace, Cu and Pilin' were on a huge barrel of wine. "Don't you think Legolas is going to get mad at us?" asked Cu.
"No way, this is too much fun to be bad!" Pilin shouted with joy.
"GET OFF OF THAT YOU TWO MORONS!" Legolas shouted as he began to chase them.
"AHHHHHHH!!! KEEP AWAY FROM LEGOLAS!!! HE'S IT!!!" shouted Cu as he and his brother went into full reverse on the barrel. Legolas still chased them but in vain.
Legolas stopped when he was out of air. "Damn. Those. Two. Aren't. They. Ever. Tired.?" Legolas panted as he almost collapsed.
"Don't worry Legolas, here we'll give you another chance to catch us, here we come!" Pilin' exclaimed. Legolas gave a yell and began to run from the barrel only to be run over by the immense beverage container.
"I am never going to baby-sit ever again." Legolas moaned. Then he got an idea.
In the kitchen, Legolas mixed a few things together that he had taken from Gandalf's bag (without the wizard's consent). "Ah ha! There we go!" Legolas shouted.
"What's that?" Pilin' asked innocently.
"It's a pill that will make you and Cu do what I tell you to!" Legolas grinned, until Cu (on his other side) grabbed the two pills and threw them into Legolas' mouth who, unfortunately for him, swallowed them both. Legolas blanched, "Oh no."
"Weeeeeee!!! Throw us higher Legolas!!!" Cu exclaimed as Legolas threw him and his twin up and down. Legolas did so.
A few hours later, Legolas was more tired than he had ever been in his life. "Dammit. I'm so tired. Huh?" he looked up out the window as he heard thunder. "Oh, a lightening storm." he mused. He heard to yelps and then both his brothers ran over to him a clutched him. "Oh, so, you two aren't little monsters after all, you're just kids!"
"Legolas! Promise it won't get us!" Cu cried.
"Don't worry, nothing it going to get you two while I'm here." Legolas said reassuringly.
"Promise?" Pilin' said, wide eyed with fear.
Legolas smiled, "I'm the prince, you're going to have to take my word on that."
"Promise nothing bad is going to happen?" Pilin' asked again, determined to get an answer.
Legolas conceded. "Alright, I promise."
"Promise you wont get mad?" Cu asked. Legolas gulp. "Getting mad counts as something bad." Cu finished as his brother pointed to the giant barrel of wine that they were playing with earlier which was now broken with wine all over the floor. Legolas almost cried out until Cu looked up at him, "You promised you would get mad!" Cu laughed.
After Legolas finished cleaning up all the wine, he went over to the twins, "Alright you two, it's time to take a nap."
"Awww, Legolas." Cu whined.
"We don't wanna take a nap yet!" Pilin' finished.
Legolas smiled, "If you don't sleep you don't grow, and you don't want to be short forever do you?" The two shook their heads. "Alright then, let's get you two upstairs!" Cu stopped him.
"But you have to tell us a story, alright?
"Alright, fine, you win!" Legolas groaned.
Aragorn had finally gotten up and had helped Legolas set up the two for bed. Legolas told them their favorite story (which happened to be The Hobbit) but before Legolas had finished the story, Cu and Pilin' were fast asleep. "They don't look half as evil as the normally do when asleep do they Aragorn?" No answer. "Aragorn?" Legolas looked over and saw Aragorn asleep. "That's not a bad idea." Legolas mused as he nodded off.
After an hour, both Aragorn and Legolas were snoring loudly. Cu and Pilin' were standing up and watching the two sleep. "They snore so loud, I couldn't sleep." Cu whined. Pilin' nodded in agreement.
Finally, by the time Legolas and Aragorn had woken up, one of the guards came to relieve the prince from his duties.
OK, ya, I know. It wasn't very funny. I'M SORRY!!! *bows head in shame* I promise to do better next time. Really, there will be accidental love, crazy Lindor and lot's of Legolas choking Aragorn! PLEASE REVIEW!!! CLICK THE LITTLE BUTTON!!!!