-1KHMK: I, AM, SO, COOL!

Avery: when have we got into another dimension?

KHMK: (does the cabbage patch)

Everyone: umm…

KHMK: I like cheese! WWWWWWWOHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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Doesn't matter how others boss you around,

It matters how you boss yourself around.

- Me.

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"SORA! RING THE BELL!" Avery yelled upwards.

"I DON'T SEE A BELL!" Sora yelled back.

"IT'S A ROPE, MAN! ARE YOU BLIND? HOW MANY ROPES CAN THERE BE?" Avery bellowed, gone crazy. Logan walked away, over to Lilly who was sitting at the fountain, lying on her back counting the always there stars. She was humming to herself.

"Ya know Lilly, your getting weirder by the second." Logan sat easily on the bench, legs draped over the arm rest.

"Yep." Lilly muttered, whispering 468 stars to herself.

"Hm." Logan caught what she was humming to herself.

"Do you like waffles?… Yeah, we like waffles!…. Do you like pancakes?… Yeah, we like pan-"

BONG! the scene in the fountain changed.

Lilly screamed and fell in the fountain. Her knees, backside, arms, and the ends of her hair were dripping wet. She rolled out of the fountain, and fell on the stone ground.

BANG! The bell rang again. The scene changed again.

Lilly was angry. Mad. Furious, agitated, livid, fuming, enraged, a.k.a. ticked off.

"SORA! YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP ONE DAY, AND BE DEAD!"

DONG! The scene in the fountain change to a clean, glowing keyhole.

Puzzles was strutting about, trying to gain more attention and/or get food.

Sora was standing on the edge of that clock tower ledge whatcahmacallit, and looked down. Avery screamed something at him. That contained a swear word. Sora jumped down, and when he almost hit that ground, nearly mauling Avery with his gigantic shoes.

"AGH! I am surrounded by primitive beasts!"

"FULKAY!" Puzzles squeaked at her.

"He says he's not primitive," Logan translated.

"Yeah, well, he's gonna be primitive when I'm through with him!"

Then there was a crash. And a rumble. And a giant purple and gray thing falling from the sky. It made a loud sound like,

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!"

No, wait, that was Logan screaming.

Pansy.

"What? I already kicked this guy's butt!" Sora pouted. Avery stood up taller and crossed her arms across her chest.

"You? Ha! I don't see you being able to make the air flammable!"

"Yeah, but he gets meaner." Lilly said, jumping over the arm that tried to smash her to bits.

"Nothing could be meaner than Avery." Sora said, hitting that Guard Armor on the end of it's elf shoe.

Suddenly the guard armor fell to the ground. Sora stood waving the Keyblade above his head, hitting Goofy in the head with it.

"See? I kicked it's butt! Two times!"

"I wouldn't be to sure of that." Lilly said simply.

Sora put his Keyblade down. "Ya know Lilly, I think you have psychic power or something, because you really are a psycho, because this guy's dead! Dead as a doorna-"

"Sora?" Logan squeaked, his eyes wide.

"What?"

"Turn around."

Sora turned around.

And staring him right in the face, was the fully mean, nasty, Opposite Armor, a.k.a. The Upside Down Lego Guy.

"I think this is the one and only thing that's meaner than Avery." Sora blinked, then the Opposite Armor hit him. He hit the wall on the side, sank to the ground.

Goofy ran over to Sora, who shook him off.

"Lilly, WATCH OUT!" Avery screamed. Out of instinct Lilly ducked, not knowing if the attack was coming which way. Anyway, Lilly felt a breeze sent her hair flying all over the place. But the thing that flew past her head, which happened to be the Opposite Armor's right arm, or old leg, whatever, flew and…

SLAM!

Flew smack into Logan and Puzzles, who were now sprawled out on the ground, not looking' to good.

Gasp! Oh no he didn't.

Lilly gasped. "Oh no he didn't."

The OppositeAromor slammed it's foot into the ground, as if to say, "Oh yes I did."

Lilly's hands felt all tinglely. Sort of like when your foot falls asleep, but lighter.

Lilly moved her fingers around, trying to shake off the feeling. It was, generally, annoying.

"Avery! Blow it up like last time!" Lilly jumped on the park bench, and jumped on the railing that was the ledge on the walk way.

"Hey, you could've have told me that at the beginning! I can't light a candle now if I tried! I might freeze it instead!"

The tingling in Lilly's right hand was making her hand tremble.

"Donald! Do something!" Lilly hit the Opposite Armor in the left arm, ignoring the growing tingling.

"This is not the best time!" Donald said, trying to cast a cure spell on Logan, but Logan fell right back down again.

Now, as I might think, you don't really like it when your foot, hand, or any other part of your body, I might think you would dislike it.

Triple that for Lilly's hand.

You know when you go to the movies. And when you spend close to two hours in the dark theater, and you go outside and you scream because the lights to bright?

Quadruple that for what the funny light that came next.

Because in Lilly's hand was a bow, and not the kind that you put in your hair. The kind that involved arrows and sharp rocks on sticks.

"LILLY! THANKS FOR MAKING ME GO BLIND!" Avery screamed, covering her eyes, which were watering like Lilly's mom watches those cheesy Soap Operas.

"What do I do with this thing?" Lilly held up the bow stupidly, at arms length.

"WHAT THING?" Avery blinked,, until her eyes were not like the Pacific Ocean anymore. "SHOOT THE UPSIDE DOWN LEGO GUY, STUPID!"

Lilly held up the bow, closed one eye, and aimed for the Heatless sign on the Opposite Armor. Then she found out something, it's bad.

WHERE THE HECK ARE THE ARROWS?!?!?

"Oh no… how do I do this?" Lilly asked herself.

"JUST PRETEND! PRETEND THE ARROWS ARE THERE!" Avery screamed, waving her arms up in the air.

Avery, pretend? Imagination, Avery? HA!

Lilly aimed again, for the Heatless sign. She did pretend the arrows were there. She pulled the string back, farther and farther. Then she let the string loose.

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"Logan, guess what time it is…." Avery taunted quietly, but impatiently.

Logan grunted softly.

"Time to GET UP!"

"No, ma, five more minutes…" Logan turned over and hugged Puzzles to himself.

"Okay, now that's just scary." Lilly said, laughing. Logan, hearing this, opened his eyes. His eyes jumped around for a few seconds, and then he yelped and jumped away from his ridiculous position.

Lilly and Avery laughed like zebras.

Logan ran is finger through his strawberry blond hair. He looked at his shoe.

"I had a dream where we went into a Disney game and met a guy who became girly and jumped over a waterfall…"

"Dream? That's the last few hours, man." Sora staggered over, looking like he was gonna barf.

"Really? Geez man, if that was a few hours ago, we've been away from home for days."

Everyone was quiet. That is until, Goofy came running klutzily over, away from Donald, who looked murderous.

"Gwarsh Donald, I was only trying to help, it's your own fault that you burnt off your tail, A-yuck!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SNEAKED UP BEHIND ME!" Donald yelled, casting a thunder spell that missed Goofy by centimeters. His tail feathers were burnt off, making him look like a newly plucked chicken.

"Snuck, not sneaked, Donald." Avery said, having read most of the mystery books in this clan.

Donald spun around, only to make a loud "BAAA!" sound before running around after Goofy again.

Everyone started laughing.

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Now Sora and Co. were boarding the Gummi ship, and Avery and Donald went somewhere.

"Where did they go? HEY!" Sora cupped his hands around his mouth, and bellowed, "WE GOTTA GO!"

"Yeah, I wanna go to Agrabah," Lilly said dully, flicking lint off her short-sleeved hoodie. (I love those things!)

"Lilly how do you know where were gonna go?" Sora asked.

Lilly stretched out her legs and yawned. "Video games."

"What's that?"

"Video games? Their my life."

"Life?"

"Yeah,"

"So you wouldn't be alive without video games?"

"You wouldn't either."

"So video games control the universe?"

"Not mine, yours."

"Mine?"

"Yeah,"

"My brain hurts." Sora grabbed his head.

"No, duh," Lilly said blandly.

"Hey look, A-yuck, they're back!"

Goofy pointed to two figures, one abnormally short, the other one tall. Both were carrying a few large wooden crates, by the way they were walking, the boxes were heavy.

"Hey could you guys help us over here? I don't want to get back pains fifty years early." Avery poked her head around the corner of a box, but her voice was muffled. "It's kinda heavy."

"What's in these?" Logan asked, pointing to the few that Donald was putting down.

"In those two are potions, that one's ethers, an' that one's for the things we got at the Accessory shop." Pointing to each one of the boxes, one by one, as if counting them.

"What about that one?" Logan asked issuing to the one that was behind Avery.

"Oh this one? Nothing…" Avery taunted, picking it up and walking on the ramp that went into the Gummi ship cockpit.

"What's in it?" Lilly and Logan asked at the same time, but Puzzles was complaining that he needed a bath.

"Oh, you want to see it?" Avery asked, as if this was the first time they had asked.

""Yes!" "Yeah!" "Fulkay!"

Avery slowly went around the box, and unhooked the hinges, and slowly opened the crate slowly. In it was….

"OH MY GOSH! AVERY? WHERE YOU GET THIS STUFF?!" Lilly screeched in joy.

"Huey, Dewy, and Louie say that stuff winds up around town all the time, and keep it in a box in the back, 'cause no one want strange objects form other worlds."

In the box, were most of the items that a thirteen-year-old might find amusing, including,

"Roller skates, camcorder, poster of many different Hollywood peeps, Ew, look, that picture's of the cheerleaders at…" Avery read the small print on the paper, "Westchester Hawks, 2004, Play-offs. Gross, let's burn it. Um, lookie some cheap sunglasses, we can use them next time Lilly decides to blow up…. A fifth grade math textbook? We'll burn that too… AND MAY I PRESENT TO YOU, THE MIGHTY TWO LITER BOTTLE OF GREATNESS!"

She pulled out a two-liter bottle of a generic brand of Cola, from some place called…

"Kroger? What's that? Sounds like the Frosted Flakes guy…" Logan read out loud, having never seen a Kroger brand soda before, only Publix, was confused.

"That's a place up north where the lettuce taste like someone dipped it in bacon grease." Avery said, because she often took trips up to New Jersey to see her cousins, Aunts, Uncle, etcetera. They had to stop for food on the way up, but where else to stop but there and McDonalds?

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KHMK: YAY ME!

Avery: What's wrong with her?

KHMK: Oh yeah peeps, I'm gonna set a review amount!

Avery: you will never update again?

KHMK: not unless five different people review! PLEASE?