[A/N- Thank you so much for reading this far, and if you've been reading since the beginning of this fic I salute you! I hope you enjoyed it.]

"Welcome to Torchwood three, Rhiannon," Jack announced, running his hand lovingly over the walkway barrier.

"My god…this place is amazing…" She looked up at the ceiling, her eyes widening as Myfawny flew over her. "Is that..?"

"Yeah," said Ianto, steepping forward, "That's a real pterodactyl. Her name is Myfawny," Jack took his hand, "Jack pretty much only let me into Torchwood because I helped catch her."

"Hmm…"Jack pecked his cheek, "And he was pretty good at handling a weevil attack. But wasn't the night we caught Myfawny the night of oour first almost-kiss, Mr Jones?" He rested his hands on Ianto's hips, looking into his eyes, and kissing him firmly on the mouth.

"I believe it was, Captain Harkness," Ianto murmured back.

They heard Rhiannon laugh, "Are they always like this?"

"What?" Owen asked, walking up to the computer screens, "They weren't like this all week?"

Rhiannon shook her head. "No…We didn't find out about them until last night."

"Oh…god." Owen sighed, deeply. "They've been with Ianto's family, meaning they'll be sex-deprived, touch deprived…you know, I'm betting you," He pointed at Gwen, "Twenty quid they'll be all over eachother at work tomorrow."

Rhiannon wrinkled her nose up. "Do they really do that?"

"Oh, yeah. Believe me, I've seen more of your brother than is right."

Gwen shuddered, "We've all walked in on them. Me, twice, Owen, four times…" Toshiko walked in, with a cup of coffee in hand, "Tosh, how many times have you walked in on Jack and Ianto now?"

Cringing, Toshiko spoke, "Approaching seven."

"They...have sex at work? Does your boss know?"

Owen sighed. "Jack is the boss. They really did tell you nothing, didn't they?"

Ianto rolled his eyes, "My family didn't even know I'm into guys, I doubt they'd be very impressed if they knew I wwas shagging my hundreds-of-years-old boss."

Jack looked around to see that Rhiannon was looking at him quizzically. "Oh yeah," He said, "Don't be fooled by my good looks. Owen, how much of their memories did you wipe?"

Owen looked up, "I gave them enough retcon each to wipe twenty minutes. I only gave the kids sedative, I doubt anyone would believe them if they went on about that cactu-"

"I told you, Owen," Jack interrupted, "That's racist!"

"Oh, so you are listening? You aren't too busy…" He pulled a face, trailing off.

Jack smirked, but walked up to the computer desks and put his arm around Tosh. "Anyway, Tosh, this is Rhiannon, Ianto's sister. Rhiannon, meet Toshiko Sato, our resident computer genius."

Tosh blushed, her fce illuminated by the light of the computer screen as she typed. "He's only saying that. It's nice to meet you, Rhiannon. I'd come down and shake your hand but I'm really busy."

Rhiannon smiled, and for a moment everything was cakm. Until Ianto's phone rang.

He sighed as he checked the caller ID. "It's mam, Rhi."

She shrugged, "Answer it."

"You sure?"

"Yeah. What's the worst that could happen?"

He scoffed. "You're not the one who's gay." He answered the call, turning hiss back on everyone else in the room. "Hey, Mam."

Jack laughed as Ianto winced and held the phone away from his ear. "Yep…yep, that was Jack…No I did not 'run away from the reception' to 'be inappropriate' with him…"

Owen covered his mouth, sniggering.

"For gods sake, mam! Work called. I needed to go in. Yes, I did see the bridesmaids. No that didn't make me change my mind about Jack, you may have noticed that they're not exactly my type…I'm not sassing you…"Tosh pursed her lips, trying not to laugh. Jack ssnatched the phone from him.

"Sorry, Mrs Jones, but Ianto's gotta go." He hung up, and turned to see Ianto staring at him wide-eyed.

"You have no idea whaat you've just done."

"Relax, baby. I'm good at winning people over. You of all people should know that."

"Yeah, but you can't flirt and sleep with my mother."

"I've done worse." He winked at him, and the room erupted into laughter.

#*#*#

Jack put his suitcase in the back of Ianto's car whilst his boyfriend said his goodbyes to his mother and father. Mrs Jones still had a stern expression on her face when she looked at Jack, but she no longer commented on them negatively.

"You really must visit more, Ianto, darling," Jack heard her say, "How about at Christmas?"

"I'll see if I can get time off, Mam."

"You'd better! Mica and little David missed you so much. They seem fond of Jack as well. But it would be nice to see you without the fuss of having a wedding to prepare for."

"Alright then. Well, I suppose we'd better be off."

Jack shut the boot of the car. "Goodbye, then. Mr Jones, Mrs Jones."

#*#*#

Owen stretched out, reviewing what he had written on an autopsy report, chewing on his pen. Tosh stood at a computer, drinking coffee, and Gwen was checking the rift-activity scans.

The noisy alarm signalled Ianto and Jack entering the Hub, and he looked up at them. Gwen went through the necessary greetings and niceties with them, but as soon as that was over, the couple departed to Jack's office.

Owen stood up, looking a his watch. "And…ten, nine, eight, seven,six, five, four , three, two-"

They all winced in unison at the sounds travelling down from upstairs.

"Like I said, ten seconds. Or thereabout, but…the details don't count. You two owe me twenty quid each."

~Fin~

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Song Titles Used:

Me and Mrs Jones / Billy Paul

I Don't Like Mondays / The Boomtown Rats

Highway To Hell / AC/DC

American Pie / Don McClean

Wish You Were Here / Pink Flloyd

The Way It Is /Bruce Hornsby

Mr. Blue Sky / Electric Light Orchestra

True / Spandau Ballet

Rebel Yell / Billy Idol

Behind Blue Eyes / The Who

Lean On Me / Bill Withers