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I finally arrived at my house and I put on a white shirt that has in red writing Quit staring and get a life.
I hummed Happy Happy Joy Joy and then slapped myself. Damn you Ryou for making me listen that fucking song!
I brushed my hair, ate a piece of pizza and brushed my teeth. I know where the Pharaoh and Yugi lives.
I hummed I'm a bitch, I'm a lover and walked to there house. I was there in no time and nothing went wrong!
Holy fucking Ra...Yugi's grandfather is winking at me. That sick bastard! I bet the Pharaoh paid Yugi's grandfather money...or sex. I thour up and cursed the Pharaoh to hell! This old man will not stop me and I shoved Yugi's grandfather aside.
I yelled "You damn Pharaoh come down right now! I'll tell them that you have the smallest--"
The Pharaoh yelled "Quit spreading fucking lies you bitch!"
I smirked and repiled "Oh your just pissed that mine is bigger than yours."
The Pharaoh stated "You peverted--"
I stated "I'm talking about the Tv. How the fuck is that peverted? Unless you hump Tv's you sicko!"
The Pharaoh growls "Your trying to make me look bad."
I snickered and repiled "Your making yourself look bad...growling like a mutt which Joey is suppose to be the dog."
I maganaged to get inside the house while talking to the Pharaoh. Then the door bell ringed..Who the hell can that be?
Pegasus called "Sweetie come out now! Its your beautiful Pegasus."
I yelled "So I was right about Yugi's Grandfather and Pegasus fucking! I hate being right! AHH!"
Pegasus repiled while eyeing me up and down "You can join us and hmmm even yami too..Better yet watching you and Yami screwing.."
I will fucking kill him and the Pharaoh looks pissed off too. Then the door was busted down by Malik and Marik.
What the hell do those two want?!
Marik asked "Pegasus you sick son of a bitch..You think you can get away with this eh bitch?"
Pegasus pales and repiled "It was just a joke..after all Yugi boys grandfather is mine..."
Malik snickers and stated "Liar you just started dating Yugi's grandfather to piss off Yugi...You want Yugi..."
Pegaus cooly stated "No I want Bakura."
I felt ill and damn what is up with Pegaus wanting me...On second though I don't want to know..Talk about a twist.
Why does Ra hate me so much? Beauty is a gift yet a curse!
Pegasus smiles and said "I feel so much better now..Oh and Yugi's grandfather was just not doing it for me. Bakura will you date me or just let me screw you? I have a lot of money."
Hmm money or no money...screw the money because he is just plain ugly..he has only one eye...wait that was my fault...
I smirked and said "Hella no...Why not ask Malik since he is a slut."
Malik yelled "Kura you dumbass I'm not a slut! I'm a virgin!"
Pegasus eyes lit up and said "Malik I'll pay you money if you screw Bakura and only if I can watch."
Let does it I'm out of here...damn weirdo...Malik and Marik decide to follow me. There is only so much that I would do for money.
I decided to scream out "Yami will fuck anyone unlike me! Yami is Yugi's bitch! Yugi is a pimp and Yami is his little whore! Pegasus will fuck anyone that is too old or young! Tea is a friendship freak of nature! Joey is Seto's pet dog slave! Yami is a loser and he is gay! Yugi is gay! Pegasus is the gayest!"
Yep and I decided to ditch The Pharaoh and Yugi's house. Malik and Marik still followed me. Finally at me front door and I sighed.
Malik stated "Kura your dumb."
I just flipped him off and said "Go away."
Marik said to me "Ryou is going to be pissed off."
I snorted and asked "Who goes a damn"
Damnit they followed me home like a puppy!
I was close to my door and yelled "Hey look there is some hot ass hookers and there naked!"
Mairk left, but Malik stayed...son of a bitch...
I stated "Tea is coming by later to give me a friendship speech and wants to fuck you and--"
Malik left and that was how to get rid of Malik. Shit I'm tired and I went inside to my bed.
I put a spell around my bed room so no one can enter without my say so..I fell asleep.
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