Midnight: Howdy ya'll! Welcome to another fantastic chapter of 'Shippings that don't work out!' We have our first girlXgirl shipping :) So, who knows what'll happen! Also if you could go to my profile and vote on the poll, that would be great! Or you could just leave your reply here... I ask you "Do you want me to reply to your review?"

YBG: Hello guys! This is our first lesbian chapter, since a lot of our stories involved around guys often. A little bit of the ending was done by me, because I was tempted on doing something so devious.

Danceshipping (Mai x Tea)

"Why are you so mean, Mai?" Tea asked, on the verge of tears. She was at a duel arena on Pegasus's private island, dueling her heart out for Yugi's star chips. The person on the other side of the long playing field just rolled her eyes and flicked her blonde hair.

"Well?" Tea pried, clenching her left fist and trying hard not to crush her cards in her right. Tea took in a long breath and glared at the curvy woman across from her.

Mai, the woman that was facing Tea, put a well cared for hand on her hip. Her purple cardigan blew from the breeze that came from the ocean that surrounded the isolated island.

"You.." She said, very quietly.

Tea raised an eyebrow at Mai's response, she was expecting a snarky come-back, not a one worded answer...

"Me?" Tea asked, pretending to look offended. "Little old me?"

Mai gritted her teeth. "Yes. You. You're friendship speeches annoy the hell out of me, and your hair-UGH!- don't even get me started on that one! Plus, your clothes...what? Do you shop at Wal-Mart or something?"

Tea sighed. "That's the reason your mean? My speeches? My hair? My clothes?"

Mai looked down, so her golden bangs covered her eyes. "Yes."

Tea's eyebrows knitted, as her brain wasn't making sense of this. That was not a good enough reason to treat a person that way just because you didn't like the way they acted or the way they dressed.

"Are you-?" Tea asked, getting interrupted mid-sentence.

"Gosh! Would you quit it? Why do you have to be so damn annoying?" Mai asked with anger written on her face.

"Because she's in love with you!" Tristan blurted out. Earning him weird looked as if they were wondering what he'd been smoking. "What? I'm a Danceshipper!"

"WHAT?" Mai and Tea shouted at the same time, each of their faces turning bright red.

If he lived during my time, his head would've already been chopped off and fed to the gods... The spirit inside Yugi's puzzle thought, smirking. Even though Yugi still didn't trust the spirit, this thought made him smile. Though, chopping Tristan's head off would be nothing compared to what the girls were planning. Their eyes were already glittering with posibilities.

"Uhhhh, why are you looking at me like that?" Tristan asked with nervous sweat pouring down his face. Before he could defend himself from what was about to take place, he found himself strapped to a tree with his mouth covered.

"The winner gets to throw Tristan off the cliff," Mai said.

"Deal!" Tea agreed. "Now, where were we?"

Midnight: I know that the spirit can't remember anything about his past, but I think it would still take some getting used to thinking about GuyXGuy/ GirlXGirl pairings because being gay wasn't excepted until very recently. So yeah. This is meant to be funny and LOSELY based on the actual Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoon world. If you care that much about it being FACT based, please go get a life :)

YBG: Poor Tristan. That just goes to show you to never mess with girls.