R+V Ah my goddesses! Chapter 10 Ling-Lings lie!

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"I just met the goddess Ageha…..Mother is never going to believe this!" Tsukune stood in momentary shock after the goddess of lust, sex and childbirth disappeared along with her daughter.

Tsukune sighed happily as he began to run his hand across his arms, legs, chest and back as he inspected himself for injures he no doubt knew that he had.

Only to find much to his shock that there wasn't so much as a scratch on him from the jackals attack.

"Wow I guess when the goddess Ageha held my head against her breasts she must have healed my wounds as well." Tsukune cried happily no knowing that, his hypotheses wasn't the case.

Tsukune quickly went back to the ally way and retrieved the massive dead jackal. He then walked into the room that was used to give offerings to Mikogami. Tsukune laid the dead animal upon the alter and quickly set it on fire.

Placing his hands together as he got down on his knees he began to pray.

"I thank Mikogami for giving me the strength and wisdom to kill this demon that was harassing the daughter of the goddess Ageha." Tsukune said quickly as he left for his room. He then began to dig though his small pile under a table for the small statue of Ageha that he had repaired only to find it missing.

"Oh no…" Tsukune moaned as he thought of what his mother would say to him in regards to him worshiping a goddess that primarily catered to women.

Seeing as there was nothing he could do about it he closed his eyes and went to sleep.

Yukari, goddess of mischief and knowledge, crawled up upon Tsukune's bed. The pint size goddess smirked as she raised her small wand up and a large clay pot materialized out of thin air and proceeded to fall upon Tsukune's head shattering upon impact. The shattered clay pot disappeared.

Yukari smilled as she knew the clay pot she had summoned would bestow upon whoever it hit on the head a great idea! The goddess then bent down and began to whisper into Tsukune's ear.

"Tsukune listen to me, tomorrow when you have your lesson with Ruby take me along then take the two of us into the bedroom and-" Yukari paused as she cocked her head to the side as if listening to something that only she could hear. A ghostly shiver shot up her spine as she saw the curtains of silk flutter upwards in a nonexistent breeze, that announced the presence of another albeit invisible guest in Tsukune's room.

"I wasn't going to do anything bad to Tsukune you know that. This is for big brothers sake! He needs to get laid and become a man. If he would just loose his virginity to a beautiful woman whom he liked then he would be much more relaxed and have bit more confidence in himself. The other priestesses hate him and I know Ruby wants to sleep with him so where's the harm in helping them along lady Akasha?"

Suddenly one of Tsukune's clay jars rose up on its own and crashed against the wall quickly bestowing upon Yukari the queen mothers' silent demand that she stop the trick that she was going to do in regards to Tsukune.

"Alright! Alright Lady Akasha." Yukari trembled as she quickly got on the floor and began to bow rapidly.

Yukari glowered silently to herself as she watched Akasha disappear from Tsukune's room.

"Hummm, the queen of the gods may have forbidden me from directly giving big brother the idea of having sex with a woman, but she didn't say that I can't give him a shove in the right direction! Oh this will work perfectly! Oh you've done it now Yukari!" The small goddess mussed as she rubbed her hands together, wiling herself to disappear from Tsukune's room.

The hours then passed giving Tsukune sweet dreams and rest. The sun then began to show its warm soft rays in though the stone window upon the sleeping priest. A soft pale hand then reached across Tsukune's chest and gently stroked his cheek in an amused gesture.

Ling-Ling, goddess of mummification and embalming, gazed at the funny little priest to whom the other gods had mentioned. The goddess had secretly snuck into Tsukune's room when he was asleep and snuggled with him listening to his heart beat.

"So the other gods think that you're the one…." Ling-Ling sighed as she laid her head down upon Tsukune's chest listening to his heart beat for a few moments.

"So it is with you that we must place our hopes, our survival, and our salvation upon…..We who are all powerful must in the end rely on a human…..If that's true and you're our savior then the gods are in deep camel dung." Ling-Ling mussed as she let out a small laugh. The goddess smiled as she climbed out of Tsukune's bed and began to rip at her elaborate silk dress tearing at it before letting it fall to the floor. Ling-Ling then reached up and began to pull down Tsukune's lower robes leaving him naked in bed.

Ling-Ling smirked evilly to herself as she let out a gut wrenching scream that was loud enough to wake the dead that she looked after!

Suddenly a small contingent of guards entered and saw Ling-Ling screaming on top of a naked priest.

"Princess Ling-Ling," Captain of the guards looked upon the beautiful naked princess only to quickly bow down averting his eyes so as not to anger her, as the rest of his men fallowed suit as they quickly found the floor very interesting to look at as they too bowed down.

The captain of the guards gave a quick nod to one of his men. One of them broke from the ranks to find a handmaiden who would be able to give the princess new cloths.

"What are you doing outside the palace and with this priest?" The guard trembled as he asked. Ling-Ling glared at the guards, just as she didn't bother to glance at a slave girl entered holding a robe which she quickly threw over Ling-Ling's shoulders covering her naked body from view.

Ling-Ling sneered at the guards as she pointed to the still sleeping Tsukune.

"Fools! That stupid priest kidnapped me and raped me! Do your jobs and arrest him, or must I do everything myself!" Ling-Ling snapped as she clutched the silky robe around her shoulders.

The guards fearing Ling-Lings anger quickly advanced upon Tsukune. It was at that moment that Tsukune opened his eyes and found several sharp spear points aimed at his throat along with a naked woman.

'Oh gods what have I done now!'Tsukune thought as he looked from the guards to the mysterious woman who had appeared in his room.

One of the guards raised his fist and slammed it into Tsukune's head rendering him unconscious.

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