Ask The Princesses!
Goombella: So guys… how'd that date go?
Dimentio56: It was…
Rosalina: Well…
Dimentio56: Satisfactory. (glares at Pauline)
Rosalina: (looks at Pauline) Indeed.
Pauline: … oh come on! You have to admit that was pretty funny!
Dimentio56: No.
Rosalina: Never.
Dimentio56: I'd die first.
Pauline: Eh, suit yourself… you should've seen your FACE!
Dimentio56: (eye twitch)
Daisy5643: (comes into room and sips iced tea) Hello, guys!
Samusaran101: (doing math homework) MEH! What's 8.3856 divided by 6.9576923?
Rosey: No idea.
Goombella: Nada.
Pauline: Don't know, don't care.
Samusaran101: … whatever. (burns workbook) BWAHAHAHAHA! TO ZE QUESTERINOS!
Goombella: Alright…
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: I'm here! Go me! Go me! Go—
Pauline: SHUT YOUR FACE!
LumaniiSDoesFanfiction: (sniffs)
BKB: Where's Khaos now?
Peach: (smirks)
Rosey: (comes in) Why can't you just leave the poor dude alone?
Peach: What fun would that be?
Daisy5643: Um…
(second random Rosalina appears out of nowhere)
BKB: Whoa!
Dimentio56: (faints)
Goombella: Ugh… not again!
(second Rosalina vanishes in a blinding light)
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: (singing) NOW I SEE THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD IN ITS BLINDING GUH-LOR-Y!
Peach: MY EYES!
Khaos: Hey, every—YOU!
Pauline: Uh… hi?
Khaos: (throws spear and traps Pauline in sharpshooter/cloverleaf submission)
Rosalina: The Imperial Trace!
Pauline: What the hell?! (passes out)
BKB: It's five seconds into the show, and two people fainted already. Damn… I wonder what the day will have in store for us today.
Dimentio56: (wakes up) Ugh…
Khaos: … Let's get started, then! Questions!
Goombella: Why did it take Frankly a while to identify you in Rogueport? Peach: Ever been involved in a racing accident? Daisy: If you have a tomboy nature, why do you wear a dress at times? Rosalina: If you were in a Mario Golf game, which hand would you prefer using? And how did you recognize the Imperial Trace submission hold used on Pauline?
-KhaosOmega
Goombella: Because he's an idiot.
Peach: Nope!
Khaos: Oh, Toadsworth says you have… did he EV—
Peach: THAT'S IT! (tackles Khaos)
Daisy: The only reason I wear a dress is because Nintendo makes me.
Rosalina: I am ambidextrous, so—
Goombella: Ambidex… what?
Rosalina: Ambidextrous… it means you have an equal amount of power in both of your arms, hands, feet, or legs.
Goombella: I honestly REALLY don't care…
Rosalina: (frowns)
Goombella: I mean… go on.
Rosalina: So I would be fine with either one. And I recognized the Imperial Trace because it was used on my own parents to hold them while torturing them for information about the whereabouts of my space portal.
Daisy: Aw! (hugs Rosalina) Your childhood was terrible!
Rosalina: O_O
Daisy: Cockle doodle next!
Samarusan101: Why weren't my questions included in the last two? *Takes out Oreos* I'll give you these if you tell me O3O Daisy: Why does Rosalina constantly contradict your "Cockle Doodle NEXT!" thing? It's funny -_- Peach: Are you trying to gather up a army of pink lovers, name them "The Pink Believers ", and lead them to conquer all other colours? If you are, I would help! X3 Hey...Goombella...would you like me to pry Eggman off of you? The jester guy: Who ARE you exactly? Rosalina: Umm...what's your favorite colour? XD Rosie: Do you like pasta? I could give you some if you do :3 *puts plate on top of bookshelf so a certain plumber in red can't get it*
-warriorkittytailsdoll
Samusaran101: OH! OH! I know Tails doll! He's from all those creepypastas!
Peach: (comes back injured with Khaos) Whew…
Goombella: O_O Okay then…
Samusaran101: OOH! OREOS! (grabs Oreos and starts gobbling them) NOM NOM NOM Sorry I didn't put your questions in! I forgot. XD
Daisy: You know… that's a VERY good question! (glares at Rosalina)
Rosalina: (gulps) Sorry…
Peach: Great idea!
Daisy: (looks at camera in horror) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Goombella: Yeah… I could use some help.
Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WarriorKittyTailsDoll: (comes and takes of Eggman)
Goombella: HA! Take THAT, Dimentio charming whatever! Thanks.
WarriorKittyTailsDoll: Don't mention it! (leaves)
Dimentio56: I'm Dimentio56…
Daisy: Oh, really?
Samusaran101: Oh my god!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: I didn't know!
Dimentio56: … I'm ignoring you all.
Samusaran101: He's an OC! (own character) He belongs to dimentio magician charming96!
Dimentio56: Excuse me? I don't 'belong' to anyone!
Rosey: (pats Dimentio56 on head) That's right, jester. Just believe what you want to believe…
Rosalina: I like sky blue.
Rosey: PASTA! (runs over Mario to get pasta)
Mario: MAMA MIA! (chases after her)
HEELLLOOOO love the story so far and I got a couple questions/remarks *1 min before I need to take my pills* Rosalina: I hope you and Dimentio56 have a happily ever after! You two make a cute couple! *frowns* *it has officially been 1 minute since I should've taken my pills* Peach: Do you ever think everyone around is trying to kill you? *twitches and spasms a bit* Daisy: Do you ever hear those voices when you look in the mirror? You know the ones edging you on and on... saying horrible yet equally wonderful things? hehehe *smiles evilly* Goombella: Have you ever looked in the mirror and cried..hehehehhe...hahahaha*gasp*whoo! *begins to have a psychotic episode* Pauline: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*gasps for air* hehehehe *I'd better take those pills now*
Rosalina: Um… thank you?
Dimentio56: … what she said.
Pauline: (wakes up) Oh crap… what the hell happened?! Wait, I remember… (stares at Khaos)
Khaos: … I should run now, shouldn't I?
Pauline: Naw…
Khaos: (relieved sigh)
Pauline: HIYA! (smashes him with frying pan)
Khaos: Ouch.
Pauline: I'm satisfied now.
Goombella: Good for you.
Peach: Er… no…
Pauline: (plotting) Hehehe…
Daisy: Say what?
Rosalina: Just answer the question.
Daisy: Nope. You're insane.
Goombella: No…
Khaos: Peach looks in the mirror and cries because she's so ugly.
Daisy: (holds Peach from strangling Khaos)
Peach: YOU FILTHY BASTARD SON OF A YOU-KNOW-WHAT! I'LL KILL YOU!
Khaos: You already tried that, like, five times.
Peach: I'LL DO IT WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!
Daisy: Peachy! Calm down, girl! In and ouyt, in and out…
Dimentio56: That person better take their pills… I mean, next.
Daisy: Okay, that's it! *takes out a knife, pins Daisy to the ground and holds the knife directly above Daisy's heart* If you say Sleeping Beauty is stupid one more time, this knife goes into your heart! Plus, look what I have. *holds up a picture of Mr. L* If you want this, say "Sleeping Beauty is not stupid. It's the best movie ever." or I'll tell Luigi that you like Mr. L better than him! You used to be my favorite Princess of Mario, but now that you say Sleeping Beauty is stupid, Peach is my favorite Princess of Mario! Ooooh! That's it, Daisy! You know what, Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian is way better than dumb Lord of the rings! It has humor, some romance, and only one epic fight! Lord of the Rings does not have that! Oh, look who I have, Daisy. *drags in Mr. L and Luigi* If you say that Sleeping Beauty is stupid one more time, I'll have to tell Luigi here that you prefer to date Mr. L over him. Sleeping Beauty has drama, lots of romance, and a battle! Your choice, Princess-who-doesn't-care-about-romance-even-if-it -deals-with-Luigi!
Peach: This will be the last scene I'll give you because of Daisy's attitude, saying that Sleeping Beauty is boring and stupid. If you want to blame someone for this, blame Daisy because it's her fault! Anyway, here's the last scene in the movie:
(Phillip follows the fairies up to the top tower where Aurora is sleeping. He walks over to her, leans down to her level and kisses her. Aurora opens her eyes and a smile crosses her face. Maleficent's curse has been broken! Everyone in the castle awakes along with Aurora, for when the curse came true, the fairies put everyone in the castle to sleep.) Stefan: (waking up) Oh, ah, forgive me, Hubert, the wine ... Now, you were saying? Hubert: (wakes up as well) Huh? I was? oh yes, well, after all, Stefan, this is the fourteenth century. Stefan: Yes, you said that a moment ago. Hubert: Well, to come right to the point, my son Phillip says he's going to marry ... (Hubert is interrupted by a fanfare, or to be more precise, by the first notes from the 'Sleeping Beauty Waltz'. The fairies watch the scene from a balcony, as Aurora and Phillip appear arm in arm, walking down the stairs from above.) Stefan: It's Aurora, she's here! Hubert: (wipes his eyes, mouth open and he stammers) And Phillip! (Aurora and Phillip walk up to the throne. Phillip bows as Aurora curtsies, then she fondly embraces her mother.) Hubert: (to Phillip) What does this mean, boy? I don't ... (Aurora kisses Hubert on the cheek.) Hubert: But, but, ... (Aurora and Phillip start dancing.) Hubert: (shakes his head) I don't understand! (he sees that Stefan and the Queen are smiling. he looks up at the fairies, to see them smiling as well. Then, he shrugs and sways along to the music.) (On the balcony, Fauna loses a tear.) Flora: Why, Fauna, what's the matter, dear? Fauna: Oh, I just love happy endings. Flora: Yes, I do, too. (notices that Aurora's dress is blue) Oh, Blue? (swings her wand) Pink! (changes the dress to pink) Choir: Merryweather: Blue! (changes the dress back to blue) Choir: (The castle disappears around Aurora and Phillip, and they keep on dancing in the clouds. All the time, the dress keeps changing its color from blue to pink and back to blue.) Choir: (Aurora and Phillip kiss each other. The storybook fades in, showing the exact same scene, and is slowly closed. The storybook says "And they lived happily ever after" below the picture. Still, the dress changes its color!) Choir: You'll love me at once The End
I know you,
I walked with you
Once upon a dream
I know you,
The gleam in your eyes
Is so familiar a gleam
And I know it's true
That visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you I know what you'll do
The way you did
Once upon a dream
Daisy: O_O
Spatterson: Say it! OR YOU DIE!
Daisy: NEVER!
Khaos: (shoots missiles at Spatterson and Daisy)
Daisy: WTF?!
Spatterson: I'll get you next time, Daisy! (runs away)
Khaos: You're welcome.
Daisy: OH YEAH?! Well… well… UGH! Give me time to think of a good insult!
Peach: (whacks Daisy hard with frying pan, knocking her out)
Rosalina: And that was for…
Peach: Being an jerk to the awesome Spatterson! (faces camera) Sorry about her, dear… sometimes physical violence is the only thing left to do!
Daisy: (stirs)
Peach: (whams her back down)
Daisy: Ugh… that hurt!
Peach: Deal with it! And repeat after me; 'Sleeping Beauty is the best movie in creation'!
Daisy: Okay… Sleeping Beauty is the WORST movie in creation!
Peach: THAT'S IT! (takes out pistol)
Dimentio56: Ladies! Calm down!
Peach: … fine.
Daisy: And by the way, Spattyson—
Rosey: Spatterson.
Daisy: … whatever… Luigi already knows! BOO YA! SLEEPING BEAUTY IS STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Samusaran101: Spatterson… PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! SLEEPING BEAUTY IS GREAT! (waves white flag)
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: YA!
BKB: I'm a guy, so… yeah… it's kind of not my thing…
Samusaran101: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, SHOW IT!
BKB: O_O
Goombella: I think it's dumb… who is stupid enough to touch a spindle on purpose?
Peach: SHE WAS UNDER A SPELL! (whacks Goombella with parasol)
Goombella: Oww…
Peach: (whacks Khaos with frying pan)
Khaos: What was that for? Why do you hate me so much? What's wrong with me?
Peach: Well… it's kind of the fact that you exist… if you know what I'm saying…
Samusaran101: YOU GOT THAT LINE FROM HARRY POTTER!
Dimentio56: (rolls eyes) Next!
I require to have the secret formula to your... kingdom. Yes.
-Plankton
Samusaran101: HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE TINY MICROSCOPICAL ONE-EYED CYCLOPS FROM SPONGEBOB!
Daisy: We must protect the secret formula! COCKLE DOODLE NEXT!
Oh dear, Samusaran101 you deserve this rose more than me. (Gives rose back to you.) This story is so wonderful and funny, in fact, you deserve a whole bucket of roses! (Hands a bucket of roses to you.) Ok, Question time!
Peach: Oh! Victoria secret! You have good taste my friend! What's the up and down side of being a princess?
Daisy: Did you know Luigi has a teddy bear named Jake? (That he STILL sleeps with!)
Goombella: Any game huh? Ok. How about Mario kart? It would be cool to see you in that game! You would be the first person i unlock!
Pauline: Ohhh! Nice! Who's your favorite rapper then? OK OK! I got the lyrics for the song!
Lawson Learn to love again: There's a place we know/ what's cold enough won't grow/ we have seen the dark/ and the darkness took its toll/and the journey waits for no one/ if no one breaks the mould/ and our hearts are stronger than we know/ Ohhhhhh / that you and I could learn to love again after all this time/ maybe that is how I knew you were the one/ that you could still believe in me again after all our trials/ maybe that is how I knew you were the one./ to awake and know we made it through the storm/ and someone saves their sweet embrace for you and you alone/ Ohhhhhh/ that you and I could learn to love again after all this time/ maybe that is how I knew you were the one/ that you could still believe in me again after all our trials/ maybe that is how I knew you were the one./ Oooooohhhhhh/ silence says we remember/ we remember/ two lost souls in the shadow/ in the shadows/ that is how I knew you were the one/and that is how I knew you were the one./ ( song ends.) Well, that's it. I hope you liked it! You should listen to the song sometime!
Rosalina: Y-you didn't know...? It's kinda obvious Waluigi likes you...but...then again...he is a sneaky little rascal isn't he? I guess it was only obvious to me then. He even wrote a poem for you. (Which he OBVIOUSLY didn't send.) Anyways, Oh my goodness! You're giving away free Lumas?! I want one! I promise I'll love it and care for it! I'll even let you come and visit! Please? I understand if you don't give me one though. They ARE your little ones after all.
Samusaran101: Oh wow! MineCraft sounds like fun! I think i'll take your advice! Thanks for explaining. And again, keep up the great work! I can't wait for the next chapter!
-SuperGuest
Samusaran101: Yay! Thanks! (starts eating roses) Mmmm! Tastes like chocolate!
Dimentio56 and Rosalina: O_O
Samusaran101: YAY AGAIN! MineCraft is great! But it costs money!
Goombella: Almost everything costs money…
Samusaran101: … whatever.
Peach: Why thank you! Well, it's fun to wear dresses and make decisions for your kingdom! But it's boring sitting on your throne doing nothing most of the time.'
Daisy: XD Really? That's hilarious!
Goombella: That would be pretty cool, I guess…
Pauline: I like Pit Bull.
Samusaran101: There's this guy in my class who's always rapping! He's sexist!
Dimentio56: Okay…
Pauline: Song sounds good. Maybe I'll listen to it sometime.
Rosalina: I suppose so. If you want a Luma, just give a description of what you want its behavior or looks to be, and I'm sure I'll have it.
Peach: Next!
Princess Toadstool: (bows) How long have you been friends with Princess Daisy and Princess Rosetta (Rosalina's beta name in Super Mario Galaxy)
Pauline: May I have a copy of your dress? It looks fabulous.
Rosetta: (fixes eye with no problems what so ever so you have 2 electric blue eyes)
Princess Daisy: (gives you footage of Mr. L singing pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows in the shower)
Goombella: Look up deviantart they have really nice pics of you as a human.
Dimentio56: Have a shield to protect you from that stalker of a fangirl.
-epic Mario fan
Peach: I've known Daisy ever since we were kids.
Daisy: Yeah! We're BEST friends! (glares at Spatterson)
Peach: … of a sort.
Daisy: O_O
Peach: And I met Rosalina about a month ago.
Pauline: Sure thing. (copies dress) Here you go.
Rosalina: Wow… thank you very much!
Dimrntio56: (stares)
Pauline: (whacks him)
Dimentio56: OUCH!
Pauline: It isn't polite to stare, jester…
Dimentio56: I wasn't staring! I was… looking for a few seconds.
Pauline: Or minutes…
Goombella: Or hours…
Daisy: Or the rest of your entire life…
Dimentio56: … shut up.
Daisy: SUH-WEET!
Peach: (wrinkles up nose) Gross!
Daisy: You mean SEXY!
Goombella: As a HUMAN?! Those sick, twisted f—!
Rosalina: (clears throat and points to Rosey)
Goombella: … fairies.
Rosey: Okay…
Dimentio56: Thanks… I'm going to need it.
Daisy: Cockle doodle—
Goombella: Is that really necessary, you crazy tomboy?!
Daisy: Yes Goombella. Yes it is. Cockle doodle next!
Goombella: I've been right behind you this whole time... Daisy: (teles legolas to her) He's all yours!
Peach and Pauline: There's only one way to settle on who gets Mario... MORTAL KOMBAT! Dimentio56: Incoming Mimi glomp in 3...2...1... Rosalina: Your opinion on Dimentio?
-dimentio charming magician96
Goombella: THERE YOU ARE YOU SON OF A B—
Rosalina: Goombella…
Goombella: … Blooper. Son of a Blooper. I'M GONNA KILL YOU! (runs after DCM96)
Peach: Mortal Kombat?
Pauline: What the hell is that?
Samusaran101: SCORPION! SCORPION! SCOR—
Everyone: O_O
Samusaran101: Fine, I'll explain… MORTAL KOMBAT IS THE AWESOMEST—
Rosalina: Most awesome.
Samusaran101: Whatever… GAME IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! IT HAS VICIOUS BEATINGS, BLOOD, GORE, GUTS, VIOLENCE, CHAINS THAT RIP PEOPLE'S HEARTS OUT, WEAPONS, BLADES, TACOS—
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: REALLY?!
Samusaran101: No…
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: (sniffs)
Samusaran101: AND MILEENA THE THROUGHLY DISTURBED WOMAN WHO EATS PEOPLE'S FACES OFF! ^_^
Peach: … oh.
Pauline: Well…
Peach: Let's go!
Pauline: Bring it on! (tackles)
Dimentio56 and Rosalina: (watching)
Daisy: (takes out popcorn)
Samusaran101: LEGOLAS!
Rosalina: Dimentio? Or Dimentio56?
Daisy: Does it SAY Dimentio56?
Goombella: The world doesn't revolve around him, girl.
Rosalina: I-I know that! I was just asking… I don't know who Dimentio is, so I cannot answer that question.
Goombella: Poor you. NEXT!
Peach: Would you rather eat a pie made of mud or drink cat spit? Daisy: Don't you think tarantulas are the cutest things ever!? Cuz I sure don't. Rosalina: How many licks does it take to get to the Toostie Roll center of a Toostie Pop? Goombella: Have the ability to fly or turn invisible?
-Corny354
Samusaran101: Here is our new OC… CORNY354! (applause)
Corny354: Hello!
Samusaran101: Excited?
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: Or nervous?
Corny354: Hmm… both, I guess!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Samusaran101: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Corny354: Um… is this normal?
Dimentio56: They're practicing their evil screeches.
Corny354: … ah.
Peach: Um… I guess I'd go with… the mud pie. I'd just put a LOT of sugar on it!
Daisy: They're adorable?
Corny354: What?!
Daisy: You heard me, woman! I love their cute, frizzy murderous hairs and their pretty venom filled grime stained scissor-sharp teeth!
Corny354: O_O
Rosalina: Um…
Daisy: THREE! I saw the commercial!
Goombella: The one with the owl?
Daisy: Yeah, that one!
Samusaran101: Okey dokey…
Goombella: Nope… I'm only human.
Samusaran101: No you're not…
LumaniiSDoesFanfiction: You're the mushroom in my old lady's garden!
Goombella: For the last time, no, I am not!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: Then you're that bad mushroom I ate for dinner?! I knew it all along!
Goombella: (covers face)
Dimentio56: Well… it looks like we're done here.
Samusaran101: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Daisy: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Goombella: Bye, everyone.
(Peach and Pauline come tumbling back in)
Peach: GIVE UP MARIO YOU JERK!
Pauline: NEVER!
A/N: Wowser! That was the longest chapter EVAH! XD Don't forget to review!