HEY GUYS! SUPER SORRY ITS BEEN AWHILE! I just started school again... getting used to 8 classes is a lot more different than elementary school! I like it, though. Oh yeah, I forgot.
Ugh. School.
Ok, Let's move on! This chappie is not going to be the best, I'm gonna warn you. I had no ideas at ALL, so I relied on the comments! Thanks, Maplepaw46, for your suggestions! I used them!
Wow! Almost 60 comments! Wow! I am so honored! Luv you guys! Now going for 80! (nudge nudge wink wink... Just kidding!)
Anyway...new contest! Question: what is my favorite Warriors book? (Hint: it has a big battle in it.)
Laugh your butts off!
"So...the Warrior Games have come to an end..." Firestar quietly quoted, holding his furry orange head down. The Warriors of the clans below him silently followed lead, resting like that for a few moments.
"BUT IT'S NACHO CHEEEESE DAY!" Leafpool screamed, disturbing the silence, and throwing random chips in the air and catching them in the air with her mouth like a boss.
The clans cheered wildly.
"NACHO CHEEEEESE!"
Firestar's head whipped up, crying to the heavens, "THANK STARCLAN! LEAFPOOL WILL NO LONGER EMBARASS ME!" he shouted.
"Some things never change, Firestar..." Leafpool evilly and slyly grinned, mewing darkly.
Meanwhile, a sob fest was going on in the corner. Well, just Crowfeather, really, bawling like a kit over his golf club, hugging it.
"I'll never forget you, baby.." he tenderly whispered, kissing it over and over until Leafpool noticed.
"Hey, what do you think I'M for, mousebrain!' she howled, bowling him over into the bushes, covering him with bright blue lipstick marks.
"Back to your clans!" Firestar cried, holding up the Nazi sign.
"Oh, wrong one..." he muttered, replacing it with the Warriors Flag, a flag with the 5 clans on it.
The cats exited the clearing.
... ... ... ...
Dovewing was walking around camp, bored out of her mind, when all of the sudden she caught a glimpse of Berrynose inside of the warriors den, styling his hair into bitsy swirls.
She dashed in, surprised, only to see Berrynose in front of a hot pink mirror with stylish swirls covering his...pink fur?!
"Berrynose, what are you doing? You dyed your fur PINK?" she screamed, utterly shocked.
That was, until Berrynose turned around.
With a flourish, Dovewing saw that Berrynose was wearing stunning purple, glittery eye shadow, complete with turquoise eyeliner and purple lipstick. He had also somehow turned his eye color to a bright, bright fuchsia, probably using contacts.
"Why, don't you see, darling?" he cried, sweeping his arms wide around the den, voice one of a superstar.
Dovewing incredulously shook her head, blinking wildly. "No, I don't..." she sourly mewed, disgusted.
"Fashion! Get with the style of today! Fashion, oh yes, so entrancing... so beautiful..." he sighed, trailing off.
Dovewing just stared. Then, she noticed.
The whole warriors den was..purple!
"Berrynose, what did you DO?" she shrieked, dumbfounded.
Berrynose smirked. "Like it? The nursery is lime green and the apprentice den is hot pink!" he gossiped.
"I hope to include my new Fashion line of clothes, Berry's Tattletail nose, host color, pink! Isn't it wonderful!" he gasped, twirling his tail, looking about to faint.
All of the sudden, a deafening explosion shook the ground, slamming Dovewing to the ground (which was also hot pink.) Quickly forgetting the Berrynose incident, Dovewing raced outside.
A kit fell on her head.
"Wha-" And so did another one. And another. She had the nerve to look upward, where cats were falling from the sky! They must have rocked upward from the explosion.
The nursery had been salvaged beyond repair, and Toadkit, in the midst of all the random brambles just now floating downward, on his hind legs.
His eyes were glaze red, steam was pouring out of his ears, spitting foam, claws out, gripping onto his Xbox controller. The only thing still standing was the TV.
His Minecraft player person was now on fire, and in front of him was a player with default skin with no pupils, setting him ON fire.
"DIE HEROBRINE!" he squealed, kicking the ground viciously.
(Another quiz...do you know who Herobrine is on Minecraft? whoever answers first wins! If none of you know, I'll tell you in the next update.)
Firestar ran out of the Lader's den, wearing a hot pink sweater that read, 'PEACE LOVE AND PEETA.'
"Toadkit! Coool it!' he drawled, slapping on some dark-shaded glasses.
Berrynose raced out of his girly den, screaming, "SOMEONE LIKES MY STYLISH CLOTHES!"
Firestar's sweater was indeed in Berry's Tattletail Nose style, the tag still hanging on, reading $100.
Dovewing also noticed that he was wearing a peace sign necklace draped around his neck, also wearing fake long fur extensions and sliders.
Yes. Firestar had gone hippie.
Dovewing sighed once again, shaking her head.
Thunderclan would never be normal!
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