Me: Okay Imma try and atleast get half way through this since school starts in an hour.
Paul: Why up so early *raises perfect eye brow*
Me: My dad woke me up *yawns*
Dawn: Sucks
Me: I KNOW! Anyways let's welcome CUBCHUU AGAIN! I WOV YOU YOUR AN AWESOME REVIEWER!
Hi again! Yes. Pokemon can kiss...
Ash! Marry Dawn and May because I'm an Advance/Pearl Shipper! If Dawn and May says no, Tobeh will kill both of them!
Misty... Can you get Paul for me? I love him! I've already plan the wedding and our kids' names... Tiffany, Travis, Agnes... (100 names later)
Drew! Don't you dare get angry! You're already married to Harley and he... I mean SHE needs a child!
Dawn and Bloody, Paul's MINE! *glomps him*
Peace out everyone!
Me: OOOHHH SO POKEMON CAN KISS :o THANKS CUBCHUU I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING AN HOUR EARLY BEFORE SCHOOL :D
Ash: *shrugs* here we go again, Dawn May will you marry me?
Misty, Paul, and Drew: *growls and twitches*
May and Dawn: um...what if we say no?
Me: Tobeh will kill you
Tobeh: YESH! FINALLY! SAY NO SAY NO SAY NO!
Dawn and May: LIKE HELL YES ASH WE WILL!
Ash: *grins like an idiot*
Misty: *hits Ash over the head with mallet*
Me: well we'll do the wedding next chapter O_O
Misty: *drags Paul to the door* Come on I'm taking you to Cubchuu...
Paul, Me, Dawn, Reggie: SAY WHAT?!
Me and Dawn: *growls and grabs Paul's legs and pulls hin away from Misty* You will not!
Misty: *takes out mallet* I WILL!
Paul: ...
Me and Dawn: *recoils in horror*
Misty: That's what I thought *smirks and drags a scowling Paul out the door*
Paul: *scowls*
Dean: *scowls*
Liam: *thinking about cheese*
Me: atleast have him back by the next chaper please! Drew Harley needs a child...so don't get angry...
Drew: HOW CAN I NOT?! HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HE'S A SHE?!
Harley: I HADE A SEX SWAP DREWSIE!
Drew: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAAAAAT!
Harley: *drags Drew out of room*
Drew: *crying while clawing his nails on floor making them bleed*
Me: That's me when someone tries to take me around the mall *glares at Tobeh*
From room: OH MY GOD HARLEY'S GOING TO RAPE ME! MAY, BLOODY, SOMEONE HELP ME GOD DAMMIT!
May: ... *walks into room*
Harley: *pinning Drew to bed and sees May* Hiya hun *grins*
May: *growls and grabs Harley's shirt and throwing him out making ANOTHER hole in roof*
Me: *sighs*
Drew: Thanks May
May: *walks out ignoring Drew*
Drew: O_O
Tobeh: OHHH A little LOVE DRAMA!
Me and Dawn: PAAAAAUUUULLLLL TT^TT
Reggie: ?
Me: atleast I still have Reggie! *grins and glomps him*
Dean: *glares daggers at Reggie*
Reggie: *blushes and sweat drops*
Tobeh: anyways PLEASE WELCOME MAX SATERDAY BURNS TOASTER, I LOVE YOUR NAME IT'S SO RANDOM!
Imma bringin the ranger cast. Keith: marry you're buizel.
Ben: kiss summer or I will murder you.
Kate: Kill bloody.
Dawn: viciously kill Silver
Tobeh: ALRIGHT! *snaps and ranger cast pops out of thin air*
Ranger cast: Where the hell am I?
Me: My show *shrugs* anyways Keith you must marry your buizel!
Kieth: O_O Uh...Okay? *sends out buizel* uh...will you marry me buizel...?
Buizel: ...bui bui?
Keith: ...
Buizel: *shrugs* bui bui, buizel.
Keith: Thanks?
*insert awkward wedding here*
Me:...
Tobeh: ...
Everyone else: ...
Me: Ben kiss summer or Max saterday will kill you...
Ben: *blushes and kisses Summer*
Summer: *blushes madly and kisses back*
*ten minutes later*
Ben and Summer: *still kissing*
Me: *puking* anyways...wait...YOU WANT ME TO DIE WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Kate: YOUR ANNOYING! *stabs me*
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: I AM IMMORTAL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA-
Kate: *shoots me in the head*
Me: *dies*
Dean: *sighs* once again...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: *sweat drops*
Tobeh: well the authors dead so...Dawn kill Silver in the mose viciously way
Me's spirit: YEAH!
Everyone: AH!
Me: what?
Gary: I thought you were dead!
Me: what I can't live to see the sexy as hell Silver get killed by Dawn? Besides I'm only a spirit I will leave after this.
Dawn: *looks at weapons* hm... *smirks and takes AK47, Katanas, torcher devices, flame thrower and other things I'm to scared to put up and drags Silver to room*
Silver: I WILL REMEMBER THIIIISSSSSSssssss...
From inside room: *bloody screams are heard with the sound of bones crushing as Dawn laughs*
Dawn: *walks out Tewntie minutes later with blood on her body and a maniac smile*
Everyone: *slowly backs away from Dawn*
Me: if only Paul seen the whole thing...
Paul: *from video phone* I did...
Me: PAUL! O_O WHERE YOU AT?!
Paul: At cubchuu's it's pretty nice here actually.
Me: *huffs* so it's better than my place?
Paul: yeah because I aint getting tortured *blinks* wait why are you a ghost?
Me: Kate killed me *shrugs* now I must go back to heaven see ya *rises to heaven*
Tobeh: ...aw well, we may have some time for one more review so let's welcome 'Breana'
Ash: Kick someone in the balls
Misty: Die you hair purple
Gary: Be nice to Ash
Dawn: Slap Cartman
May:Make out with Drew
Ash: REVENGE! *tries to kick may in the balls*
May: *twitches* I AINT A BOY YOU MORON!
Ash: oh otay o3o *kicks Liam in the balls*
Liam: *falls on ground* ow...
Tobeh: HA TAKE THAT! Anyways Misty here *hands purple hair die*
Misty: *crying while applying die* My beautiful orange hair...
Gary: *sighs* this is torture...hey Ash your an awesome trainer you know that *grins*
Ash: *blinks*
Gary: I mean, your probably better than me.
Ash: *blink blink* *faints*
Everyone: ...
Cartmen: EH WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
Tobeh: your on a show, the host is *points at my dead rotting body* so I'm in charge.
Dawn: *walks up to cartmen*
Cartmen: Hey baby-
Dawn: *slaps cartmen making his fat little body fly through the roof*
Cartmen: AAAAAAH YOU SON OF A B-
May: *makes out with Drew*
Drew: *blushes*
*One hour later*
May and Drew: *now on coutch*
Tobeh: Oi in the bedroom!
May and Drew: *blushes and seperated not looking at eachother*
Tobeh: *rolls eyes*
Dean: *sulking*
Liam: *thinking of bacon*