Pairings: Xander & Dean (main) I'll list the rest as they come up.
Rating: R or the equivalent
Disclaimer: I don't anything, this is just my sick and twisted mind at work so enjoy
Warnings: Slash, Femslash, Male Pregnancy, Het and Attentive universe, Rape, Self-Harming, Family disowning, Murder
Chapters: 10/?
Summery: when Xander dies the 1st evil wins but the Powers That Be have other plans, they turn back time in the hopes of saving all, but this means Xander must leave Sunnydale forever and Make a new life for himself by uniting all the Hunters that could save them all.
Chapter Summery: Just some random fun around the BPRD now that it's got some new blood
Authors Note:
Ok once again over all crossovers are, Supernatural, Angel, Charmed, Buffy, Hellboy, Constantine, House MD and Dogma.
New crossovers mentioned: none for now
This chapter is just a Random fill in chapter that I though I'd have some fun with.
Where's you head at?
Xander's head pounded and his world was still black as he slowly came round, groaned loudly which unsympathetically got him a whack over the head with something hard. Then he understood why as his hearing levelled out.
"That wasn't nice the kid been out cold for over a week"
'That sounds like Jimmy but he's back at home with House not here'
"it's not my fault the kid try something that dangerous?"
'That defiantly sound like my Dean though he's sleeping alone for that, where's the love and the protecting me?'
"It was stupid and irresponsible to let him do that even with them there, he's only just learning his power and he could have killed himself"
'oh I know that voice, gods wraith himself this is going to be fun, better go face the music maybe I can play Jimmy enough to get House to leave me alone?'
"You can talk about being irresponsible House, just tell me it worked and I can go die somewhere less House associated?" growled Xander as his vision cleared and he tried to sit up.
"Hey don't try that again or I'll use the cane again, now lets check you over and then talk about the stunt you pulled" growled House back.
"It worked Xan, he came back with the kid and Papa Midnite who likes your idea of no guns in the War room or base except the surface levels by the way. Chas has spent what time House here hasn't had he laid up next to you, updating the archives with what we have in the computers and with Liz, Mary's, mine and Abe's help we've started computerising some of the archives.
We've also put both House's and John Winchester's journals and the information you gave us on Spike, Darla, Dru, Angel/Angelus and Penn into the system. Jimmy, Loki and Bartleby are helping on the Half-breed side of things with Constantine telling us what he knows. Plus Mary had a great idea, she's said we should keep a record of what hunters you go after. You know whether or not they join or not?
Constantine, House, Wilson, Bartleby, Loki, Abe, Liz, Chaz, Dean, Sam, me, Mary and even Papa Midnite have sighed in. you're the only one left Xander" said Myers as he gave Xander the book and a pen
"Gabriel refused she's down in the cells until she deal with things, I'll dig the security footage of Dean, Constantine and Red dragging her down there later. She took a swing at House even" laughed Myers
"Oh I want to see that, what's with the stuff down the side next to the name?" laughed Xander feeling better as he handed the book back.
"Codename or nicknames call them what you like, so we can tell each other apart. See
Hellboy - Red,
Abe's - blue,
Liz - Sparky,
I'm Wonderboy don't asked Red made it up.
Dean - Soldier boy,
Sam - Pretty boy,
House - Skippy,
Wilson - Angel Cake,
You - Pack leader,
Mary's Spooky,
Loki - Angel of Death
Bartleby - Watcher
John Constantine - JC,
Chaz - the kid,
He only get's that because he younger then you.
Papa Midnite - Midnite,
He threatened to curse Hellboy if he even tried, there are a few other for our absent friends but they will come up if they ever join us?" laughed Myers
"sounds like you've done a lot while I was out?" asked Xander
"Mile more to go, Xander. Once you feel up to it I'll show you round what's been done" said Myer with a smile
"For now get some rest Pack Leader" laughed Myer as Xander threw a pillow at him as he left before going back to sleep while House and Wilson watched over him.
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A few days later Xander was up and about, not fully healed and a headache to boot but House had given him pain meds and told him to relax. Xander took the map that Wilson gave him and went off exploring, he soon found himself on one of the archives levels heading deeper into the he heard voices so he followed it until he came upon a room.
The room reminded Xander of the Library back at Sunnydale High, a mass of books and files just like you'd find in any library and an office on the far side of the room. What was different was the large computer screen and several smaller ones that took up the far wall with a young man sat at it with his back to Xander.
"Coms check Red, Marco" said the young man as Hellboy appeared on the screen
"Polo" laughed Hellboy
"Coms clear thanks Red, how's things down in the Armoury? JC started drooling yet or has Solider boy beat him to it?" laughed the kid.
"Nah they both drooled, I'm sending JC to Skippy though he's got cravings for Cigarettes again. Can't lose him to those again? Hey Pack Leader you want Soldier boy back again or do I have to keep him?" asked Hellboy as he saw Xander on the screen, the kid in the chair turned round and smiled.
"Nah Red he's all yours, I'll warn you Angel Cake that JC's on his way up" laughed Xander as the screen shut down. The kid on the other hand just stared at him.
"How about you stop that and I make introductions, Xander Harris aka Pack Leader as I believe Red nicknamed me. I so have to talk to him about his thing for nicknames?" laughed Xander as the kid jumped up and hugged him.
"Hey not that I'm against it but your taken and so am I Kid" laughed Xander.
"Sorry?" said Chaz as he sat down
"it's ok kid, I helped you so now you help me ok?" asked Xander as Chaz nodded
"Cool, I've been out of the game for almost two weeks bring me up to date Kid, I've missed most of this?" said Xander as he grabbed a chair and joined Chas.
Chas typed something into the computer and brought up a map on screen, Xander watched as it went 3D and looked like something out of a video game.
"Hey this looks way to much like Resident Evil's Hive?" laughed Xander as Chaz blushed.
"That's were I got the idea, JC says I play it to much. Ok this is actually the internal map in 3D or the BPRD. The dots are us" said Chas as he moved himself to show Xander his tracker.
"Based on the trackers Red and Blue have used in the past. dots and trackers are synced up to the same colours:
Red - Demonic
Like Red or your Da Cole
Blue - other none humans
Like Abe, or Liz don't ask she asked for the tracker.
White - Angelic
That's easy enough to deal with
Yellow - Hunters
Green - everyone else
That's just mean people like me or Myers and Sam none combatants as Dean called us. Sam asked that he be taken off the Hunters list, he's found his calling down in the archives helping Abe out with the research.
We keep them on at all time so we can track each other in the building, tap on any dot on the screen and it will show you who the dot is, there health, location, ID and Com statues. All of our screens on base are touch screen technology so it easy watch" said Chaz as he hit one of the Yellow dots.
The screen changed instantly showing House's whereabouts, his profile and his record.
"See Skippy's currently on Level 18, in the Med bay and his Com link is online but not in use so take this and we'll do a Com check" said Chaz as he gave Xander what looked like a Bluetooth ear piece.
"yes it's Blue Tooth, put it in and I'll dial" said Chaz as he hit the link and House appeared on screen.
"What do you want Kid I'm busy" growled House
"Com check Skippy, Pack Leader's not mine, Xander just do what Red and me did" said Chaz
"ok Marco"
"Polo"
"Yeah he's online, anywhere anytime we can find you. So I'll get your tracker online too, talk among yourselves" laughed Chas as he disappeared.
"Kid" House yelled over the com
"Get him a Yellow Tracker, his possessions put him on ether side so he's a Hunter" said House as Xander laughed at the response.
"So what can I do you for Xander or did the Kid just call to bother me?" growled House
"JC is on his way up to see you, his craving for fags has come back. If he goes back he goes bad cure him House. Pack Leader out" said Xander as he let over and cut the connection.
"Catch Xan" yelled Chaz as he threw something at Xander.
"That's your tracker, clip it on your belt and push down on the light until it comes on. That's it your live and online now. Last thing now we have to do a Com check with everyone else so sit down and get comfortable" laughed Chaz as they started.
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"Polo, no problem Kid Pretty boy out" laughed Sam as he got off Com with Xander and Chaz.
Dean laughed as he found his brother on the floor, surrounded by books and his laptop totally in his element.
"I really need to curse Red for that nickname" growled Sam as he looked up at Dean who pulled up and chair and laughed at Sam.
"I think it suited you, so what's up Sammy you sounded freaked out over the Com?" asked Dean
"I was going though dad's journal and something occurred to me and your not going to like it Dean" said Sam who sounded worried.
"Saaaam"
"I found a pattern with the demon that killed mom, look Dean? He killed Uncle House's partner, then he killed mom, dad says he tried killed uncle Severus's partner but he was a werewolf and fought him off. after that he killed Jess are you seeing the pattern yet?
He jumped to me because you were single and other then dad and me you had no other emotional connections. Now you have Xander…"
"you think he will try and come after Xander?" asked Dean worriedly
"Yes, if he's not got the whole Xander could end the world thing he might do, but also if he has he might come after him for that reason so he can use him?" said Sam as Dean nodded. Standing up Dean hit his Com and looked at Sam who followed him.
"This is an all members alert from Soldier boy, meeting in the War room now that mean you and Pack Leader Kid this is about Pack Leader. Soldier boy out" said Dean as he hit the lift and became impatient.
Leaving the lift a few minutes later he saw everyone confusedly gathering in the War room as he and Sam stormed into the room. Taking their seats everyone even House fell silent as Sam manned the computer as Dean spoke.
"Sam has recently found something out that not only puts Xander in danger but us all, the demon that killed our mother has so far killed House's partner, our mother, attempted to kill our other uncles partner and Sam's girlfriend. According to Sam it missed me because of my lack of social skills as Sam put it but now…"
"your involved with Xander?" asked House
"yep and if he keeps up his pattern he will try to hit Xander, ether because he's Dean's lover meaning he's not playing with the First Evil for the greater evil? Or he will come for him to use him against us? Ether way Xander and us all are in danger" said Sam as Xander sighed and bowed his head.
"It's not you fault Xander, this was started long ago, your just being played" said Hellboy as he walked over and put his hand on Xander's shoulder.
"I'm not running from it" growled Xander as he looked up.
"I've know something was coming for me ever since I left, this is just another reason to watch my ass. I'm a Hunter that came out here to bring our kind together and that's what I will do. The stronger we are the more chance we have to win this fight so are you guys still with me?" asked Xander as everyone nodded and a chorus of 'Hell year's' went up.
"So now that Dean has panicked us all we can talk about something else important, the FBI are poking around I think their going to try and take this place from under us since we have no head of the BPRD. So I propose we take a vote here and now, whoever get's chosen can pick their second in command. Let me say this though don't vote on me just because of the past I had, in my opinion I'm the worst one to vote for if I turn I'm expecting you all to deal with me" said Xander as the other nodded and took the pen and paper past around.
"Write down who you think it should be, Leo, Cole, Papa Midnite and John Winchester are also counted in it as well" said Xander as the room fell silent as they wrote. Once they were all done Xander collected in the votes and stood before everyone.
"Ok there's thirteen of us not counting Mary, Cole, Leo and John Winchester have cast their votes earlier. So there's 16 votes in total, well 15 since Skippy's vote has been disqualified since Dean's Impala doesn't count as a legitimate candidate. So with 15 votes congrats Skippy the BPRD is yours may the Gods and Goddesses help anyone who crosses your path" laughed Xander as for once House was gosmaked and Jimmy was laughing his ass off.
"So first point of new business is yours Skippy you need a second?" said Hellboy with a laugh.
"That's easy dealt with sorry Angel but I have another in mind, if I have to lead this hell hole then I'm torturing the git that put this idea in Xander head" said House as he pulled out his cell and dialled before connecting it to the speak in the centre of the war room table.
"John Winchester"
"Congrats little brother, I got the BPRD so you get to play my second. No complaining that's an order, get your ass back here ASAP and drag those two excuses for Half-breeds with you. As of today they work for me now, the Power can fuck off. They want to protect Xander the can do it here. House out" said House as he hung up before John could argue.
"If that's all dismissed, get back to work and if you must I want heads of departments chosen by the end of the week" growled House as everyone left with speed.