How Did This Happen?

Chapter X
A/N: My brain is broken at the moment, so I'm sorry if this chapter sucks. Thanks for all the honors (reviews, alerts, and favorites) that have been bestowed to this story! You have no idea how much they mean! Oh, Happy Valentine's Day!! I know there are some people who hate this day, but still… Have a lovely day! Thanks to Minty Flake fro reminding me. Oh, and I keep forgetting to put this… I have a forum for Get Backers up right now. If you feel like discussing anything feel free to go and post something up, despite of what the discussion topic is. I began to discuss Toshiki now. LOL.

"Okay, so Ginji. Ban, Juubei, and Kazuki are left… This means that Dr. Jackal's theory was correct!" MakubeX exclaimed, a fist in the air.

"Yeah, but how do we get the others back to normal?" Shido asked. He looked down at the floor and saw Juubei with a protective arm around Kazuki's waist.

"Perhaps they should get into bed together," Akabane suggested with a quiet smile on his face. After noticing that everyone was staring at him, he said, "It was a mere suggestion," he smiled again, "but you were all thinking that too."

Ginji looked at Kazuki and then at the others who were discussing their situation. "Ban-chan, do you think we'll get back to normal? I think I have a diaper rash."

"Does it matter?" the brunette answered. "There's not much left for samurai boy and girly to do, so I doubt we'll get back to normal."

The blonde's eyes turned watery. "Why do you hate that they love each other so much, Ban-chan?"

Ban looked away from his blond friend. If he had a cigarette in his hand, he would have taken a long drag out of it. "It's wrong…" he replied weakly.

"I don't believe that, Ban!" Ginji shouted, bringing the room into silence. "There's something else!" No longer able to hold back his tears, Ginji broke down and crawled away. Shido picked him up and handed him over to Madoka.

Kazuki looked at Ban and at Ginji. With a heavy breath, he tore himself away from his love and walked over to Ban. "Midou!" he shouted. Ban turned around and soon regretted it as a hand collided with his cheek. "You're cowardly! How much longer will you keep lying to yourself and to Ginji? You think those feelings are wrong only because you're trying to deceive yourself!"

Ban glared. "Shut up, freak! How dare you think you know more than me! You're wrong!"

"Am I? Your mouth may spill lies, but your eyes will never betray what you feel! You want Ginji! You love him! You want him to love you! You can't live without him!" shouted Kazuki.

"FINE! I WANT HIM! I LOVE HIM! I'M A FREAK JUST LIKE YOU!" Ban panted and fell to the floor.

Ginji paused his sobbing and looked at Ban, eyes wide and stained with tears. "Ban…" He did his best to clean his face and managed to escape from Madoka's grasp. He crawled over to Ban and hugged him. "I love you, Ban!"

"Do you guys have any idea about what happened?" MakubeX asked.

Himiko shrugged. "It looked funny."

"Yeah, but I doubt that's why Ban and Ginji are embracing now," Hven said.

"Kazuki," Juubei called. Kazuki turned to him and gave him a wide smile. "You did great, Kazuki."

The Fuuchoin smiled again. "Juubei, thank you. You gave me the courage I needed to do that. I love you." Kazuki made his way back to his love and hugged him, but…

"My, Mr. Kazuki, you have a wonderful backside," Akabane purred, much to everyone's discomfort.

"Wow, he's right. I would kill to have Kazuki's figure," Hven commented. Pretty soon everyone turned around and saw a naked Kazuki and Juubei embracing. Needless to say, both were turning red, a color almost never seen on either.

"This is… mortifying," Juubei muttered.

"Yeah…" Kazuki whispered, trying to cover his backside so Akabane wouldn't whistle anymore.

Moments later, both were fully clothed, but another issues had surfaced. "I thought for sure that all four would be back to normal. I guess not," Toshiki said.

"Maybe… Akabane's right," MakubeX mumbled, his face absorbing more color.

"I've been right before, my dear Kazuki," Akabane said with a wink.

A/N: Uh… Well, I think I might have to put a lemon in here… or a lime scene. How'd this happen?! I feel that I should thank Stratagirl for sending me a wonderful AMV called "Get a clue", since it inspired me to write this. Amazingly, the anime isn't even Get Backers! Thanks for reading!!