F*CKING LAMS~

Eliza be mad cuz Alex ran away from her in their arranged marriage. And she's really mad. It's funny I promise you. Rly. I can't tell you cuz it ruins the surprise but it's great.

"Good morning, Alexander." Eliza opened the curtains, filling the room with bright morning sunshine.

"Ugh- um, good morning."

"Tomorrow is a big day."

"I know, honey do we have to talk about this in the morning?"

"Yes, Alexander! We are getting married!"

"Well duh."

"Don't talk to me like I'm one of your little friends!"

"Okay then, geez." Alex sighed. Another day closer to the worst day of my life…

Alex and John were both forced to marry women they hardly knew. It's not that he doesn't like her, but…

"Alex. You're staring into space again. Please stop."

"A-Angelina!" Eliza ran into her sister's room, sobbing. "I can't find Alex anywhere, and the wedding is in an hour!"

"I'm sure he's just nervous. Or maybe he doesn't want to see you before the wedding–they say it's bad luck."

Another 30 minutes passed.

"Angie… what are thirty ways to murder somebody with a tampon?"

Angelica looked surprised for a moment, but then said, "well, you could put a knife inside of one, or…"

"Alex!" John ran towards him happily. "I thought you weren't gonna show up…"

"John, I would cross the world the be with you."

"You're just exaggerating.."

"No, I would."

"You're so cute when you're trying to flirt."

"Oh, wait, let me just turn off my phone. I don't want Eliza, like, y'know, trying to track us."

"She doesn't even know me."

"I know."

Alex pulled out his phone. "Oh shit. She's heading towards us. How much longer until the plane gets here?"

"About a half hour. How far away is she?"

"About eight miles."

"Well it'll be hard for her to get in. She doesn't have a ticket."

"But she's with Angelica."

"Oh f-"

"John."

"Sorry…"

"Don't be."

The two decided to buy a donut. Alex got a coffee and a cinnamon donut, while john got strawberry frosted because he is smol and pure.

"Flight 7, boarding now." The loudspeaker announced.

"Are you ready?"

"As long as you are." The two lovers, hand in hand, boarded the plane, smiling as they did so. Sure they were leaving everyone behind, but who gives a crap about them?

Also halfway through the flight john fell asleep on alex's shoulder ^0^

A/N- hELLO PEOPLES! I count you as frens if that is ok but if not then that's okay I just want to feel loved. Did you like it…? Don't forget, reviews are great, and I always read them! If you are going to criticize, please have it be constructive, and not 'oh this sucks'. Have a great day!3 aLSO I NOW HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL it's FreakishFangirl just like this so Igbo you wanna check that's out then that's cool... bai *floats away on a Kawaii potato*