Disclaimer: I am not sugar high... HEHEHEHEH... I don't own...HEHEHEHEHEH...Naruto...HEHEHEHEHEH...heh
Character Interveiw
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MWAHAHAHAHAHA...CHAAHAHAHAAAHA
Rachel: Ok... since Sonya's sugar high... I'll start this story!!
Casey: KEKEKEKE...KUKUKUKUKU...KAKAKAKAKAKAKA
George: Snort... Snortady Snort... (spit)
Naruto: I thought you were a camel not a llama...
George:...(Spits at Naruto)
Naruto: ARGH MY EYES!!!
Rachel: Well... they've all lost it...so lets get on with the story...
Chapter 10: Casey's New Assistant
Casey and Sonya watched as Casey's assistant Serene was dragged in a straight jacket, and thrown into the back of a truck.
"N-no Raikage-sama don't touch that... n-no Raikage-sama that's breakable..." you could hear her saying from the truck.
"Off to the asylem boys" said Sonya to the people from the Asylem.
They nodded and drove off.
Sonya sighed, "That's the third one this month..."
"Eh heheheh" said Casey scratching the back of her head.
"Why haven't you gone insane yet Petra? You've been with Casey for years!" asked Sonya
"You just have to know how to handle her" said Petra, "You handle her better than I do though"
"I guess so... but she can be a real baka sometimes..." said Sonya
"Uh...I'm still here ya know..." said Casey
"Eh heheheh" (Sonya scratches back of head)
"Well I guess we'll have to find you a new assistant..." said Sonya
"Indeed, It will be hard to find one but it can be done..." replied Petra
Petra walked off in search of a new assistant for Casey.
"Well I gotta get goin" said Sonya, "I promised Aki I'd take her for a walk"
"Ok seeya!" said Casey as she watched her friend wave and then walk into the distance.
Casey started to walk down the street.
'I wonder what my new assistant's gonna be like' she wondered.
Hokage's Office...
"So why did you decide to come back?" asked Naruto.
"I dunno, I just wanted to come back" said the black haired boy.
Standing before Naruto was none other than the chicken butt boy himself, Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto looked deep in thought. (I'm not sure if that's even possible for him...)
"Aren't you happy to see me?" asked Sasuke.
"I am... but theres one problem..." replied Naruto.
"What's that?" asked Sasuke.
"...you have to get a punishment for leaving the village" said Naruto, pulling out a tophat full of scrunched up bits of paper.
Sasuke looked confused as he stared at the hat.
"Well don't just stand there! Take one!" Naruto said impatiently.
"Uh..right.." Sasuke said as he reached into the hat and drew out a punishment.
"What does it say?" asked Naruto.
"It says...I have to be the Raikage's new assistant..." said Sasuke
"Oh my poor Sasuke!! You got the worst one of all!!" yelled Naruto
"It doesn't seem so bad..." said Sasuke.
"You just wait my friend...you just wait..."
Raikage's House...
"Sasuke Uchiha? You mean the guy with the duck butt hair?" asked Casey.
"Yes that's him. He will be your new assistant starting today" said Petra.
"Well that sucks..." sighed Casey.
Sasuke entered the room.
"Hey... I'm supposed to be your new assistant" said Sasuke.
"Welcome Uchiha-san" said Petra with a bow.
"Yeah yeah hi duck boy" said Casey rapidly stamping paperwork.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?" said Sasuke moving to hit her, only to get blocked by Petra.
"Uchiha-san if you can not tolerate Raikage-sama then you cannot be her assistant" stated Petra.
Sasuke pulled back.
"That's better" said Casey,"Now go fetch Gaara ferret some food"
Gaara ferret was sleeping around Casey's shoulders.
'Gaara ferret?' thought Sasuke.
"Fine" he said turning and leaving the room.
"Oh and while you're at it get me a smoothie!!" yelled Casey
"FINE" yelled Sasuke
"Thanks duck boy!!" Casey called after him.
She heard Sasuke growl and slam the door.
A week later...
Sonya opened Casey's front door.
"Casey-chan? I'm here to return your manga!" Sonya called out.
She heard noises from Casey's office, and she walked up the stairs. She opened the office door to see Sasuke rocking back and forth in a corner.
'Not another one...' thought Sonya.
"What's wrong Sasuke?" asked Sonya crouching down next to him.
"R-r-r-raikage-sama" he stuttered,"S-s-s-she failed to meet THREE of her deadlines...THREE!!!!"
"Ok Sasuke just settle down" said Sonya
"I CAN'T!!!" he yelled standing up.
Sonya pushed him back into the corner. Suddenly Sakura came in. She saw Sonya and Sasuke, and obviously got the wrong impression. She screamed.
"Shut the hell up!!" yelled Sonya covering Sakura's mouth.
"Sasuke how could you!?!" she screamed through Sonya's hand.
"EH?!?!" Sonya and Sasuke stared at her as if she was insane.
"I can't live knowing you love someone else!!!" screamed Sakura. She grabbed a kunai and stabbed herself.
Sonya stared at the dead body on the ground.
"Oops..." she said. Sonya threw Sakura out the window and turned around.
Sasuke was holding the same kunai to his heart.
"I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE RAIKAGE STILL IN EXISTENCE!!!" he yelled stabbing himself in the heart.
"Argh...this is gonna be tough to explain..." said Sonya
She threw Sasuke out the window and he landed on Sakura. She put the manga on Casey's desk and left the room.
"I just love happy endings" Sonya said as she exitted the house.
Rachel: Well that's the end of the story!!
Me: (Asleep on ground)
Casey: (Asleep hugging Gaara ferret)
Naruto: SASUKE!!! SAKURA!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
Rachel: We're all better off now!
Next Chapter: Camp Kage
Me: (Starts snoring)
Rachel: Oh great...