Jen: Looks around, umm… hey

Malik: ZZZZZ

Marik: Grrr…

Jen: You can't possibly be angry at me?

Marik: Let me think about that? Malik, (knocks him awake)

Malik: Yes, I think

Jen: How about I make it up to you with a new entry?

Malik and Marik: It better be a good one

Jen: I'll try.

Jen, Malik and Marik: Jen does not own anything what so ever in this story.

Malik and Marik walked the streets of Domino, hungrily for pathetic singers. So far, zilch. They were going insane, what a minute, they were already insane. Marik stops abrubtly in the street which leads to Malik walking straight into Marik.

"What was that for?"

Marik's ears twitched and that of so ever grin grew increasingly bigger. "Listen my furry friend, some desperate soul is trying to sing for us."

Malik listened too. "I hear it and its gut wrenching sounding and why am I furry?"

"Just because you are, come on lets hurry. This is what the doctor ordered."

"What doctor?"

"The Psychotic tone deaf doctor that is."

"Agreed."

The two dashed like bloodhounds sniffing or more like listening to the singing of their next victim.

While the blondes of chaos pursued their mission, Anzu ( yes I can see the readers edging closer to the computer screens to read about a girl for once and it being Anzu makes it even better.) was all alone in her house, hooking up a karaoke machine getting ready to sing her hearts desire. She started to sing, not pretty but more like a banshee.

"I hear it my furry friend, it is getting louder and worse. Let's hurry."

Malik trudged behind with all the equipment, "Why do I have to carry it?" he whined.

"Just do it my dog, mush."

The two started to slow down as they approached the building of doom. Marik ran up to the back, "I can see through the window, OH MY GOD!"

"What? Tell me!"

"That Friendship freak is singing …."

"Singing what?"

"I can't say so, come here and listen but try to stay sane."

Much later Anzu had exited the shower over her head much like a turban. "Ooh, messages from my FRIENDS!"

A/N: How wrong she was.

This is the Mizaki residence. We are not here at the moment but knowing that our friends miss us, Anzu is singing a song just for your entertainment. (here it comes) I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way and here's the beep.

Anzu startled herself by her voice, "oh no, this can't be good."

Message one: HELLO is this Anzu singing that she is a little female dog. It can't be. This is going to be on the front page, Anzu, the Friendship Loving Freak is a little Bitch, my oh my. Why do we torture the world with our voices? Later my bad little friend.

(this could be many different people)

Message 2: Anzu my dear, we should definitely do lunch and talk things over. You, me and Serenity should definitely go a little bar hopping. A couple new looks and you definitely can pull off the look, maybe even lay off the Friendship speeches and you can be good material for a nice man, Call me later hun, Mai."

"Oh no, how many people have heard this? I am ruined."

Meanwhile the "M"s recline back in some random chairs

"Mayhem is good."

"Indeed my furry friend."

Review of course! Sorry it took so long to update, hope you all had wonderful holidays and a Happy New Year!

Jen and any grammatical errors will be tossed aside because we know that Jen and grammatical errors don't mix.