Sorry for the super long hiatus, I just kinda wanted to move on to other projects since I felt like this story is starting to end its course, but I'll keep continuing it as long as I can, no matter how frequent I update.

Dixie Kong and 393 others are now friends with Honey Queen.

Birdo Odrib: So, I've been browsing a bunch of forums for the past few weeks and I've been noticing users using words in odd ways I have never seen before. Here's a good example: Some users got into an argument over Lady SaSa and one of them said "Spill that true tea!". Another one said "Lady SaSa is the goddess of pop and you will deal.". And another I saw was "Stay pressed that Lady SaSa is better than your faves in every way.". And this too..."I can't at this delusion." I know this sounds kinda ridiculous, but I've never heard word usage like that before in my life. Has anyone else seen users talk like this before?

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-Waluigi Wario: 'Stay pressed'? What the hell is that suppose to mean exactly? All these stupid slang words sounds like something that Daisy would say.

-Princess Daisy: Shut up you anorexic cow! I wouldn't talk like that EVER!

-Rosalina Star: I'm guessing that the word 'pressed' in this case means jealous or angry...or a combo.

-Iggy Koopa: That makes sense actually. I'd be 'pressed' too if Lady SaSa sold millions of more records than my favorite did.

-Goombella Goomba: My goodness, what is this world coming to? I really hope people don't talk like that in real life!

-Wario Wario: Get over it, sister. This is just a fad that will last for no more than a year. I'm tired of people saying crap like 'this generation is awful!' and 'I MISS THE OLD DAYS!'. It's like, shut up, no one wants to hear you complaining about all that.

-Diddy Kong: For once, I agree with you Wario. The whole complaints about this generation being bad is really getting old and overdone.

-Goombella Goomba: Well EXCUSE ME for having an opinion! And it's the truth too. People are more messed up these days than ever. All you need to do is look at the news.

-Miss Mowz: Goombella, I think you should just keep quiet on this one. It's obvious those two don't have any brains after playing overrated games like Halo 8.

-Dixie Kong: Bitch, don't you DARE be hating on my boyfriend!

-Princess Peach Toadstool: Can't we all just calm down and relax for once? And besides, it's better just to ignore that internet slang and let people do what they wanna do. It's that simple.

-Wendy Koopa: Why are you always bumping into everyone's conversations, Peach? Jesus, talk about being a wannabe-peacemaker.

-Goombella Goomba: I really would not wanna be talking if I were you, considering you came out of nowhere and commented on that.

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-Wendy Koopa: Shut your face! I get to do whatever I want since it's the internet!

-Miss Mowz: Hey Dixie Bitch, screw off. No one was talking to you.

-Goombella Goomba: No, you can't do anything you want. You really sound like some 12 year old who thinks the world revolves around them.

-Wario Wario: Miss Mowz, stay pressed that Halo 8 sold over 5 million copies in the first week in the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh no, wait, I get it now, you have that whole "It's popular so I hate it" mentality. Gotcha.

-Dixie Kong: Does it look like I care? You mess with my boyfriend, you mess with me! You would do the same thing too, so don't even try it!

-Bowser Koopa: Wario, sit your fat ass down. Everyone knows Pokemon Blue is the best game ever made. Stay pressed!

-Wendy Koopa: I'm not 12 years old you moron! And when did I say that the world revolved around me? And who said you could tell me what to do? I'm waiting.

-Miss Mowz: Seriously? You're really gonna go there? Nowhere did I mention that I hated Halo 8 because it was popular. That's stupid. The reason why I said what I said is because I played a demo of it and it looks exactly like the same crap that was in the past 5 games. But of course, since it's Halo, all the idiots are gonna buy it since they're so easily manipulated.

-Goombella Goomba: You don't have to say it in order to imply it. I meant that that's how you were acting. And no, I can't tell you what to do but calling out someone for bumping into a convo when you did the same thing is just ridiculous.

-Princess Eclair: ^Oh! Watch out everybody! We got a badass over here!

-Miss Mowz: To Dixie, no I wouldn't do that because I would never have a wimp who can't stand up for himself as a boyfriend. If people can't fight their own fights, then how the hell do you expect anyone to stand up for themselves?

-Wario Wario: Bowser...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the best joke I've heard all day. And Mowz, you've played the demo, but have you even played the whole game? If not, then you can't judge it so don't even try it, sis.

-Wendy Koopa: Whatever, Goombella. You can go live in your delusional little nerdy dream world while I go off and buy myself a car with my hard-earned money!

-Bow Ghostina: Hard earned money? You're sure you don't mean the money that you stole?

-Wendy Koopa: SHUT UP! I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING! IT'S ALL LIES!

-Goombella Goomba: Eclair, seriously...GO AWAY! Stop stalking me! No one likes you! I'm not even sure how or why Birdo has you on her friends list but she needs to get rid of you ASAP. You are a cancer to this site.

-Dixie Kong: Oh, so now my boyfriend is a WIMP? Tell me, if he's a wimp then why did he go on all those adventures years ago? I'm waiting.

-Bowser Koopa: It wasn't a joke you pompous pig. Pokemon Blue will stay remaining the game of the generation while Halo 8 will just be some try-hard game no one will care about in a year.

-Paper Yoshi: Alright, I'm totally confused right now. WHO IS ARGUING WITH WHO?

-Toad Suzuki: You're not alone, dude. I come on here to see a long list of mixed arguments. Jeeze, these arguments are really getting on my last nerves.

Bombette Boom: Can someone tell me what a gif is? I see it mentioned a lot on a lot of gaming forums but I'm so confused as to what it actually is.

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-Diddy Kong: Ah, more internet slang. A gif is basically an image that has motion. Like this: 24dotmediadottumblrdotcom / tumblr_m0aryaP1qI1r4231fo1_500 . gif. Just remove the spaces and replace the 'dots' with periods.

-Bombette Boom: Oh, now I get it! I can't believe I didn't see it before, haha.

-Sushie Fishie: I love gifs on other forums! Especially when I'm being shady. Heh heh heh. i35dotinypicdotcom / n3rbesdotjpg

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: Um...what the heck does shady mean?

-Jojora Icadora: I'm pretty sure it means being sneaky about insulting someone or something. Like, not a direct insult such as "Oh my gosh, she's so fat!" but more like "How many pounds did she put on since I've last seen her?". I know, it seems confusing, but I think you'll get it if you spend time on non-gaming forums.

-Sushie Fishie: Jojora got it right. You go girlfriend! lh5dotggphtdotcom / -2UvA-YI9CAw / TvFPKu3ZLZI/AAAAAAAAAHk / CAYAu8mZVXE / s400 / xfq96odotpng

-Kammy Koopa: Posting gifs everytime you make a comment does make you funny or clever in any way, sweetie.

-Sushie Fishie: mediadottumblrdotcom / tumblr_m9innhq0fw1rr3ccidotgif

-Kammy Koopa: Why would I be mad over something so stupid? Get a life.

-Sushie Fishie: But I'm not the one who stays over at Bowser's Castle everyday and comes up with 'evil' plans only to have them fail, am I? i35dotinypicdotcom / n3rbesdotjpg

-Kammy Koopa: You better watch it, missy! I could easily track you down and turn you into dust.

-Sushie Fishie: Is that why you didn't do the same thing to Mario in the Palace of Shadow? i35dotinypicdotcom / n3rbesdotjpg

-Kammy Koopa: ...I was giving him a fair chance at winning! It was totally obvious!

-Sushie Fishie: Right. Which is why you totally destroyed Twink in that little battle on Bowser's Castle. i35dotinypicdotcom / n3rbesdotjpg

-Kammy Koopa: I WASN'T GOING TO TURN A FREAKING LITTLE KID INTO DUST! IT'S AGAINST EVERYTHING I'VE STOOD FOR! I only vowed to turn adults into dust!

-Shy Guy: I don't understand the point of putting gifs after every comment that you post. It makes no sense and is incredibly stupid.

-Sushie Fishie: It's a fad on non-gaming forums, hun and you will deal. i44dottinypicdotcom / 2mw7a68dotjpg

-Shy Guy: But this isn't a non-gaming forum so you can shut it now.

-Sushie Fishie: Well, I'm bringing the fad over to Facebook so you can kindly find the nearest exit and have a seat. idotminusdotcom / iNAaCpY4i9TMhdotgif

Luigi Mario: AH! I just now remembered something! Eclair is married to the Chestnut King aka King Goomba!

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-Princess Daisy: Okay? And...?

-Para Troopa: Who would be married to her? LOL.

-Sushie Fishie: I'm not seeing the point here. imgbootdotcom / images / Richgirlplanet / pcdotgif

-Luigi Mario: Really guys? You don't remember Eclaire trying to hit on me, Mario and a bunch of other guys?

-Waluigi Wario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD THAT MADE MY DAY! SHE REALLY GETS AROUND, DOESN'T SHE? HAHAHAHAHA!

-Vivian Shaydes: Something has to be wrong with that Goomba. I don't think anyone could stand to be in the same room with that homewrecker.

-Princess Daisy: Hahahaha! What a...you know what, I'm not even gonna go there. I'm just gonna sit back and laugh at what a mess that girl is.

-Watt Bulb: You know that you're already destined for a marriage failure if you're gonna be with someone who is a total cad to everyone.

-Tiny Kong: Just when I thought she couldn't get any lower. SMH.

-Donkey Kong: Why did she even get married if she wants to hit on all the guys on Facebook?

-Yoshi Pucha: Two words, DK. Extra money.

-Princess Eclair: Luigi, if you had bothered to look up the facts, you'll know that I divorced that guy last month. We are no longer together so I'm now sexy, free and single.

-Bow Ghostina: Well, you got two out of three of those right.

-Dry Bones: So tell me, Eclaire...how long did the marriage last? We're all dying to know.

-Ludwig Koopa: I bet 100 coins it lasted three weeks. Give or take a week.

-Dixie Kong: I'm betting that it was six days.

-Princess Eclair: Dry Bones, that is none of your damn business to know.

-Princess Daisy: But you're the one who revealed your divorce to the entire Facebook world, so...

-Princess Eclair: So, what? I don't have to answer any of your stupid and useless questions. Go back to Sharashaland or whatever the hell that irrelevant country is called.

-Wario Wario: No1curr about you, Eclaire. Just move off the planet already.

-Rosalina Star: No1curr? Really Wario?

-Wario Wario: What? It's part of the new internet slang fad. Either get into it or deal with it.

-Goombario Goomba: Hey, hold up a second! Luigi, didn't you block Eclaire before? How is she still posting on your profile?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: I noticed that as well. Please don't tell me you're having 'feelings' for her, Luigi...

-Princess Daisy: He better not, Peach! Or else I'm gonna have A LOT to say about it.

-Luigi Mario: Wait, WHAAAAAAAAAAA? I just now remember that I thought I blocked her too! How did I unblock her without...err...actually unblocking her? And how is she posting on my profile when we're not friends?

-Kooper Koopa: Your profile must be set on public then. Thing is, I'm not sure why you would do that and unblock Eclair...

-Luigi Mario: But I didn't! I would never do that! And if I did, then I don't remember doing it!

-Sushie Fishie: I smell a hacker on the loose. i35dotinypicdotcom / n3rbesdotjpg

-Luigi Mario: NO! You really think so?

-Donkey Kong: I'm thinking it as well. That's the only explanation for everything.

-Luigi Mario: So...who could this hacker be then?

-Princess Eclaire: It's not me, if that's what you're thinking. I just visited Luigi's profile, only to find out I'm not blocked anymore and his profile was public so I simply commented again. :D

-Dixie Kong: Yeah, we'll be sure to keep that in mind. *rolls eyes*

Goombrian Goomba has now joined Facebook.

Goombrian Goomba is now friends with Goombario Goomba.

Goombario Goomba - Goombrian Goomba: Hey bro! Glad to see you finally made an account. This is gonna be so much fun!

-Goombrian Goomba: Thanks. I've been wanting to get one of these in a while. I think I know how everything works too.

-Goombario Goomba: That's cool! You're gonna love it here. Don't forget to add my best friend, Mario!

-Goombrian Goomba: Mario? Why the heck are you friends with him?

-Goombario Goomba: Um...because I went on an adventure with him. And I'm also a fan of him too. Don't you remember me telling you all this?

-Goombrian Goomba: Oh...yeah. I definitely remember now.

-Goombario Goomba: ...Okay then...is there a problem?

-Goombrian Goomba: Well...it's just that...I think Mario is overrated.

-Goombario Goomba: Excuse me? Did I see that right? You think he is OVERRATED? Explain yourself right now, mister.

-Goombrian Goomba: I just think he's not all that great that he's hyped up to be. I mean yeah, he saves Princess Peach a lot, but what else does he have to offer?

-Goombario Goomba: Are you kidding me? He offers us loads of amazing games, comics, forums, websites, etc. He is Nintendo's MASCOT. Without Mario, Nintendo would be in huge debt!

-Goombrian Goomba: His games? Really? No offense, but every single game that he has starred in are all re-hashed. It's the same plot everytime. They bring nothing new to the table. It's really hard to believe that all his games sell millions. I just don't understand the appeal.

-Goombario Goomba: I don't know you anymore.

Princess Toadstool Peach and 58 others are now friends with Princess Ember Ashes.

Princess Ember Ashes - Princess Toadstool Peach: Hey girl! I haven't talked to you in SUCH a long time!

-Princess Toadstool Peach: Ember? Is that really you? Oh my goodness! It's so great to see you again! If I knew you had a Facebook account, I would've added you right away!

-Princess Ember Ashes: Don't worry about it. So, what have you been up to all this time? How have you been?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: I've been better than usual. Other than that, it's the same old stuff going on. Well, except for the fact that Bowser has been kidnapping me less of course.

-Princess Ember Ashes: Ah, that's cool. Yeah, nothing really exciting has been happening with me either. Well, that's a lie. There IS this one guy I'm dating...hmm hmm!

-Princess Toadstool Peach: Oh, that's splendid! I'm so happy for you! What's his name?

-Princess Ember Ashes: His name is Roy Koopa!

-Princess Toadstool Peach: What.

-Princess Ember Ashes: ?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: You just said...Roy...Koopa...

-Princess Ember Ashes: Yes I did. Why? Is there a problem?

-Roy Koopa: Yeah Peach, is there a problem?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: Oh. No...there's not. Not at all. I have to go now. I need to go...wax my eyebrows! Yeah. I'll talk to you later!

-Princess Ember Ashes: Well, bye I guess. Wonder what that was about?

-Roy Koopa: Who cares? Now, where would you like to go for our 7th date tonight?

-Princess Ember Ashes: Hmm...let's go somewhere different. Somewhere...simply casual. How about Burger Queen?

-Roy Koopa: ...Please tell me you did not just type that...

-Princess Ember Ashes: Type what? Burger Queen?

-Roy Koopa: YES! THAT WORD! Uggggghhhhh...excuse me while I heave into Kammy Koopa's toilet.

Toadney Spears: Hello fans! Just wanted to let you know that the show I'll be judging on, 'Y Factor', will be premiering on September 12! Don't miss it!

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-Toadjina Ludacre: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! I PROMISE TOADNEY I WILL WATCH EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE SHOW AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOU ONLY!

-Sushie Fishie: Woo! Party over here! lh5dotggphtdotcom / -2UvA-YI9CAw / TvFPKu3ZLZI / AAAAAAAAAHk / CAYAu8mZVXE / s400 / xfq96odotpng

-Bow Ghostina: Why is a talentless popstar a judge on a talent show?

-Toadetta Maraj: Hey! Don't be hating on the princess of pop! GTFO!

-Bow Ghostina: What? I'm only speaking the truth. She can't sing. She can't dance. Well, she COULD dance but she doesn't even try nowadays.

-Toadetta Maraj: She CAN sing you hater! She just doesn't want to put the effort in. But she doesn't have to, she's freaking Toadney Spears! She could have a 90 minute movie with her only eating french fries, and it would sell millions! So you can find the nearest exit and have a seat, hun.

-Bow Ghostina: -Sigh- Whatever. Just another mindless slave to add to the list...

Princess Daisy: Alright, can you guys stop talking in this internet slang? It's like you're speaking a different language. Also, enough with the gifs. They're so pointless.

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-Boomerang Bro: Why do you care so much about what other people do on the internet? Just let them do whatever the hell they want. There isn't any law that forbids talking in a certain way or posting gifs.

-Bowser Koopa: Daisy's just mad because it's that time of the month for her.

-Princess Daisy: Shut it, Bowser. My period was a week ago.

-Sushie Fishie: Gifs are everything though and you will deal. .

-Ludwig Koopa: Oh Daisy, just quit your complaining. Stay pressed at the fact that a new fad has taken over and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

-Paper Yoshi: 'Pressed'? What the hell? Where are you guys getting these totally different meanings from?

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: I wanna know this too. I need to know how and why this is spreading all over the internet.

-Wario Wario: Psssshhhh! Get over it peoples. Why can't you just let it all go? Seriously, if you think it's bad then leave the internet. No one is asking you to stay here.

-Boomberang Bro: Exactly Wario. If you guys think it's that annoying, then do something about it instead of just sitting there and complain about the same thing over and over again.

-Princess Daisy: Ooooh, Mr. Bigshot eh? Fine. You win. I'll just be using words and meanings the correct way while you guys conversate in illiterate sentences. K thx bai.

-Lakilulu Cloudster: Daisy, you are such a nag! My goodness, it's no wonder you have more haters than Peach does! There is even a few Anti-Daisy clubs on the internet. AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY PRESSED!

-Princess Daisy: I could really care less if a bunch of no-lives create anti-fan clubs about me. And why the hell did you even add me as a friend when you were gonna insult me anyway?

-Lakilulu Cloudster: Because I thought you were gonna be a cool and laidback girl, but it turns out I was wrong! You're just a bitter, naggy and selfish witch! You make me sick! You make me wanna eat a bunch of cucumbers, puke them out, and eat it again!

-Princess Daisy: See ya.

Princess Daisy has now blocked Lakilulu Cloudster.

-Shy Guy: El oh el smiley face have a nice day!

EOC.

Whew, finally done. This took a lot longer to write than I thought it would but oh well. And Teketeke 3 will be updated very soon, if you're wondering about that. Please review.