sorry we havn't put up our new chapters for sooo long. Dallis here refused towrite chapter 9. actually I think she gave up on the whole story so now some other peoples Liza and amber are helping. Liza had most of the ideas for this chapter so iI hope you like it.

another thing you should know is that the chocolate pudding story is actually a true story. read on to find out more.

Chapter 10

James woke up to the sounds of mini sized versions of Rebecca.

"Daddy, Daddy, DADDY!!" they screamed.

"Uhh, who are you exactly?"

"Why, Jamesy-poo, how could you ever forget our seven children!" James spun around to see Rebecca staring lovingly at him.

"WHAT?!?!? How the heck did this happen?!?!?!" James freaked out.

"Oh, and James," Rebecca started, "I'm pregnant."

"AAHHHGG!!!" James woke up in cold sweat.

"Jamesy-poo!! You're awake!" Rebecca sounded a little too cheerful.

"Oh God, not you again. How did you get in here?" James asked her.

"Jamesy-poo, guess what?" Rebecca started again. "I'm pregnant!"

"AAAAHHHGGGG!!!!!!" James screamed as he woke up (for real this time) to see Rebecca hovering over him.

"How did you get in here!" James yelled.

"I blew a hole in the wall to be with you!!" Rebecca cheered "I brought Chocolate Pudding!"

James gulped as he remembered the incident from his fifth year.

Flashback

James, Sirius and Remus were gulping down chocolate pudding that they had stolen from the kitchens as fast as humanly possible. Sirius was talking about his new girlfriend Lindsay Okabe.

"Hey, I was wondering if chocolate pudding could be used as a lubricant?" Sirius asked.

Remus answered, "Well, I suppose it could be used as a lubricant because it's all slimy and not sticky. Wait a second…NO YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX WITH LINDSAY!!!!"

"PADFOOT!" yelled James, "YOU BIG FAT FING WHORE! SHE'S 3 FING YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU!"

"Hey, hey guys calm down. I just saw it in my parents fridge over Christmas and it tasted kind of funny as if my dad had put it on his…well…you know what."

"Ewwww Padfoot! That's gross!"

"Shush, I hear someone coming!"

End flashback

James shook his head furiously trying to forget.

"I'm sure the headmaster won't be very pleased with you, Rebecca!!" James said twitching.

"But the headmaster won't find out, Pooh-bear." Rebecca cooed.

"How? He knows everything!!!" James questioned.

"Let's just say the potions master left his door unlocked, and he will have a long nap." Rebecca shrugged.

"Why? I mean WHAT!!!!" James shouted.

"Hey James can you keep it down please I'm trying to sleep!!!!" Remus groaned.

"Oh sorry. Rebecca? Do you know where Sirius is? I need to talk to him."

"Oh yeah, he's trying to calm down Dallis." Rebecca said.

"Why what happened?" James asked curiously.

"Dallis heard amber saying something about Sirius. Love hurts." Rebecca stated.

"Wow. Sirius and Dallis must be inseparable. And she must love Sirius a lot to put up with his ex-girlfriend." Remus said.

"Yeah, she was never the calm and quite type was she? How long did their relationship last?" James asked.

"Two days at the max." Remus shrugged.