A/N: The "fight" with Liz and Dickie is actually a fight me and my brother had like ten minutes before I wrote this. LOL. Sorry its sooo short but I want the dinner and the um...desert to come hehehe in the next chapter! Thank you for all the reviews I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course to my wonderful beta. YOU ARE FREAKING AMAZING!

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner that is what I truly wish to be. 'Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer wiener-"

"You would always have more dates that me!" Lizzie cut in laughing.

"Having guys here for a bang and then them leaving isn't exactly a date." Dickie shot back.

"If your wiener was half as big as a Oscar Mayer one you would get laid more." She said tying her hair up in a pony tail.

"Shut the hell up." The phone cut through their conversation and they both ran for it.

"Hello?" Elizabeth answered. Dickie ran to get the extension.

"Hey honey." Elliotʼs voice came through the phone.

"Hey dad." Dickie said from the other phone walking into the kitchen.

"Kids I wanted to know if you two could meet me at ZaZa tonight?"

"Well Elizabeth has a wam bam thank you' mam coming tonight so if she's back before he comes, in more ways than one, I'm sure we can make it."

"Excuse me?"

"Dad I so do not have that."

"The only reason why anyone but my twins should be in that apartment is to pee. And even then their bladder better be damn near ready to bust." Elizabeth kicked the chair that he was currently leaning back in out from under Dickie.

"Shut the hell up douche bag." Dickie hit the floor mumbling a shit.

"I'm sure they do dad. After they're done."

"Alright, I'm through listening to this. Meet us there at seven. Love you both. Behave. Elizabeth don't let me catch any men in that apartment besides your brother. And goodbye." Elliot hung up the phone.

"Dickie I totally hate you."

"Whatever."

"Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!" Elizabeth said raising her hand and running towards her room.

"Bitch."

"Blue balls." Lizzie closed her door as a plastic cup came hurling towards her.

"Oh fuck. Harder." Kathleen's head slammed into the wall. Her cell phone came alive next to them. "Damn. Hang on." Kathleen reached over for her phone. "Yes?" She answered breathless.

"Hey honey."

"Dad!" Kathleen whined as terror spread through her. She looked at James as he pulled out and pulled his jeans on looking around for his shirt.

"I was wondering if you could meet me and your brother's and sister's at ZaZa's tonight."

"James stop." She whispered. "Uh sure dad. What time?"

"Kathleen what are you doing?"

"Fuck dad. Homework. What time?"

"Seven. Kathleen Stabler-"

"Seven dad, got it. I'm 23 by the way. What do you think I'm doing. Got to go. See you then. Love you." And she hung up pushing James into the wall.

"Kath isn't your dad like a detective?"

"Captain."

"Shit stop." He said as her hands moved down to cup him.

"Why? What do you think he's going to do? Arrest you?"

"Well yeah."

"Don't worry," She pressed her body into his grinding slowly. "I won't let that happen. Beside's he's got nothing to charge you with."

"What about defiling his daughter?" Kathleen shook her head.

"Hey dad." Maureen answered out of breath.

"Please tell me your not fighting with anyone and your not doing something I don't want to know about."

"Don't worry dad. My sibling's aren't around and my boyfriend's out of town. I'm running."

"Okay good. You have a boyfriend?"

"Yes dad. I am twenty seven."

"Yeah I know. Can you meet me and your siblings at ZaZa's tonight?"

"Sure. What time?"

"Seven."

"I'll be there about seven fifteen. My class lets out at seven."

"How much longer are you in the city?"

"Um. My class ends in four days."

"Then back to Virginia?"

"Yep. Are you with Liv?"

"What? Why would you ask that?"

"Because you sound really happy. And now your getting nervous."

"I am not nervous."

"Sure."

"Goodbye Maur."

"Bye dad. Tell Liv I said hi. Love you both!" She laughed.

"Love you to. Bye."

"So?" Olivia asked when he set the phone down.

"Dickie can't get a date. Elizabeth has more lover's than I do. Kathleen was having sex while I was on the phone with her and Maureen says hi."

"Oh well. Glad everyone's good." Olivia laughed.

"Shut up." Elliot smiled.

"So they'll meet us a seven?" Olivia asked popping her fingers.

"That's what they said. Maur will be there at seven fifteen. Don't be nervous Liv." Olivia nodded as her stomach fell. Of course she was nervous. There was no turning back after tonight.