Kingdom Crazies
Ch.10 The Dark Figure Out The Window
Me: TEE HEE! This one is going to be funny!
Riku: And whats funny to her, is bad for us.
Sora: (gulp)
Me: It's not that bad you guys.
Riku: But you'll find a way to make it bad.
Me: Wanna know what is funny Riku?
Riku: What?
Me: I kissed you on my bestfriend's big screen T.V. today!
Riku: (blushes wildly) You WHAT?
Sora: Riku and BlueEyedFun, sitten in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes-
Riku: STOP IT!
Me: Tee hee!
Sora thought about it when he was sleeping. Maybe he was puting those things inside his head. But why? He would ask all his friends about it at breakfast in the morning. Soon morning came and Sora joined his friends at breakfast, like he said he would. Right in the middle of breakfast, when he was about to open his mouth he heard Aeris talk without moving her mouth like he saw last night.
"I wonder what that dark figure outside my window was last night when I was changing...Hmmm...Maybe it was a squirrel."
He then heard Yuffie talk.
"I wonder what that dark figure outside Aeris's window was last night. It sure did scare me when I looked out MY window and saw it crouching down near her window...Maybe it was an owl."
He then heard Riku.
"I hope Aeris doesn't know I was the dark figure outside her window."
Wow, Riku is a pervert, Sora thought. He then couldn't take it anymore.
"Guys! I think I can read minds."
"WHAT?" Everyone asked.
"Aeris, I think that potion you gave me cured me, but now I can read minds."
"Uh, oh." Aeris said.
Sora then heard Riku think.
"I hope Sora didn't hear what I said about me being the dark figure...Or last night."
Sora then began to speak.
"And Riku was the dark figure outside your window Aeris."
"WHAT!" Aeris's face turned red with anger and humiliation.
"YOU PERVERT!" She then got out of her seat to tackle Riku, but Yuffie holded her down.
"SORA! YOU JERK!" Riku yelled at him.
"Hee, hee." Sora said with an evil smile.
Aeris finally calmed down.
"Okay Sora, I'll try to find ANOTHER cure for you tonight, but for now, please ignore our thoughts."
Sora nodded. It was going to be tough though. He heard Riku think again.
"Sora better watch out. I have a little plan to get at him with. Muwahahaha..."
"I HEARD THAT RIKU!" Sora says outloud.
Riku just puts his head down fast and continues eating like nothing happened. Sora sighed. Trying not to read minds was going to be tough.
(back to talking with Sora)
Me: See! Wasn't that funny!
Riku sarcastically: Hilarious...
Sora: (giggle)
Riku: Why are you giggling again?
Sora: You two just look so good together! (giggle)
Riku: WHY I OUGHTA!
(BlueEyedFun hugs Riku)
Me in cheery voice: OH COME ON RIKU! Cheer up!
Riku: Why do you NOW have feelings for me?
Me: I don't really know...Cause I kissed you!
(Sora starts to sing the sitting in a tree song again)
Riku: I SAID STOP IT!