Dear readers CHAPTER 9 : It's him it's he it's JACKY CHAN SHINOBI ! ABYO'S POV :
Due to some PC problems i was unable to update chapters for awhile, i'm sorry, right now things are OK so i can write again, my friend managed to fix my PC and by all luck installed WINDOWS 7 ^^ I'm very happy, now please enjoy this chapter…
Anyway, on my way i found a teahouse, thank god ! I really wanna' sip of tea right now !
As i opened the door, slowly, i saw nobody, i started to panic, « Euh, is any1 home ? »
… Nobody answered ? Kay this is really weird.
As i was walking i saw a really weird picture of a random woman, who was very very fat.
« Eww… Who would want a picture like that… »
« That would be my wife young man » A weird old voice said, as i turned full of power i jumped out of conclusion, scared to death, « Waah ! What the—Oh, it's just an old man » i said relieved, « Yup, just like you said, i'm a worthless old hag, who keeps a picture of my dead yet still beautiful wife »
Beautiful ? Gotta' be kidding ! Well i dont wanna be disrespectful since she is dead…
« Ah yeah, so is this really a teahouse ? »
« It sure is »
« Ok, so can i have some… Tea ? »
« Sure you can »
« Well ? My Tea ? »
« Go get it yourself… »
« … HEY ISN'T IT THE SALESMAN JOB TO SATISFY CUSTOMERS ? » i asked full of blunt
« Listen here, boy, this is a Oriental teahouse, serve yourself there is the tea jar over there, go fetch a glass and quickly pay once your done ! »
I mumbled some words and just fetched my tea.
As i sat down the chair, i slurped it and quickly spit it out, eww ! That tea was gross !
« What is in there ?! It tastes like sock juice ! » I said full of yuck.
« WHAT ?! This is the best tea in the region ! How dare you critisize it in such obvious discust manner ! »
« …DUUHH, it's disgusting ? At least be thankful that i am an honest boy »
« Tch, if you don't like it then you can get out »
« Wait, there is something i need to ask »
« Be quick »
« Where can i find somebody to teach me how to be a full fledge Shinobi ? »
The old man looked at me with serious bold eyes, « Shinobi ? Are you serious ? » He said still staring at me, i nodded, he then looked at the wall crossing his hands on his back, « Being a Shinobi is something awfully hard, it's not something you can learn right now, Shinobi's start their training at an early age… Starting as a teen might cause chaos, it's an awfully very hard task to accomplish ! »
« I don't give a damn old man, i know Kung-Fu ! Want a demostration ? AYYYYYAAA ! » I yelled full of might while ripping my shirt off and fully shaking my beautiful hair, the old man wasn't surprised though… In fact, he actually yawned ! « Yeah yeah, nice nice, nothing much though… I've seen better… »
« WHAT ? I'm the most poweful kung-fu master back in my village ! (lies) »
« If you we're then your village must be full of weaklings ! »
« I outta—Anyways, JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO SO I CAN BECOME AN EXACT JAPANESE SHINOBI ! »
« MMH… You sure ? It's hard you know »
« I'm positive about it… »
« Seriously ?... »
« Seriously… »
« Well then, i'll teach you how to become a Shinobi ! »
« … Wait, you ? Why you ? Your old and glumpy, you have a very long beard and some eye bangs »
« Shut up ungrateful boy ! I kindly decided to show you the ways of becoming a ninja and this is how you treat me ?! How dare you ! »
« Yeah but i need REAL training from a REAL ninja ! »
« You have him right in front of you ! »
« … Wait, you ? You… You're… »
« Yes ! I am a Ninja Myself ! »
DOOOOOM…
I was awfully surprised, this… This is … A ninja ? Doesn't look like one, who had thought an old man such as he can be… A … Ninja ?
Anyhow, i had to start my training… Therefore right now…
« Ok, you won, now teach me ! »
« Wait hold on miland ! There is alot of things to do, first off, can you control your chi* ? »
« … My breasts* ? »
NOTE : In japanese CHI x2 means 'breasts' Abyo isn't good in Japanese, so he confused Chi Chi - For Chi, (who is actually In english : Mana, Japanese : Chakra, Chinese(dunno) : Chi)
« No you idiot ! CHI ! The chi who can control your spiritual energy ! »
« AHH ! Chi ! Of course i can ! Wait, how can i do it again ? »
« -FacePalm- + -Sigh- Okay, listen up, first off, we will start with some basics, then we will come back to the 'Chi' Part… »
And thats what we did, the old man told me to squat the way normal and polite Japanese people do, and damn it hurts ! How can they sit like that ?! I moved from parts to parts and started to feel bad and decided to tie* my legs a bit, but the old man hitted my head with a stick !
« OUCH ! Hey that hurts ! »
« STAND STILL ! If you can't sit like that you can never be a ninja ! »
Meanwhille…
PUCCA'S POV :
I'm waiting in the backyard of the school, for somebody… I don't really know who it was, neither if it's a joke or not, but, i just know that somebody put a letter on my locker, and something like 'Meet me at the Backyard…'
Anyways… It is probably a Joke… Maybe it is a Joke… yeah it's a joke, i've been waiting for 15 mins now, and the rendez-vous was at 5…
I decided to move but…
-END OF PUCCA'S POV.
GARU'S POV :
There she is, she's really waiting for me, i'm the one who wrote that letter, the truth is, i want to apologize for what i said to her, and Ching + Abyo too… But for some unknown reason, my feet won't buge… Ugh ! I decided to pull myself together ! She's about to leave ! I have to go there !
Just as i was going to finally show up, a shadow showed up behind Pucca, as she turned to face him… It was…
… SATORU ?!
TO BE CONTINUED… Please read this, it's from the Author (me) : EXTRA : TOBE : You said i was going to appear in the chapter AHRYUNG : Don't worry, you will on the next one ! TOBE : But it's pretty evil, leaving your readers on a cliffhanger like that ! AHRYUNG : But the chapter will be released very soon ! :O TOBE : Aren't you busy ? You have two whole projects ! AHRYUNG : … I know but… Pucca is my favourite one and i really want to please my readers ! It's very popular and they support me ! I won't give up on my other project but i'll focus on this one ! TOBE : I see… When is the next update ? AHRYUNG : In 3 days ^^
SORRY ! It's been a late update ! Really sorry, my PC Had various problems and i couldn't write anything ! Really sorry ! But i'm really happy since my readers are still loyal :) Thank you ! I had alot of reviews and i am VERY happy ! This fanfiction has still a long way to go but, the next chapter will be updated very soon !