Well people i'm back and next chapter i'm starting reviewer chapters and anyone who's read any of Leaf Ranger's fanfics knows what they are.
And before you guys try to report me I asked him if I could and he gave me the go ahead.
Nero: -is looking through a monitor- why did I have to get stuck watching a monitor.
Me: Cause I said so...or do you have someone else in mind?
Nero: -leans into the mic- Activate Project Observer
-another pod appears in the center of the room with a chip in it-
Me: -points to the chip quizzically-
Nero: -picks the chip up and inserts it into the monitoring station-
EDI: Assimalated into system.
Nero: EDI your going to run security got it.
EDI: Understood
I do not own Naruto, DMC, or Mass Effect.
Well on with the show.
War and Uriel were sitting at a table playing Shogi, Kakashi's glares going unnoticed, when a random jounin asked the question on everyone's mind.
"Who's the proctor for the first exam?"
"Ibiki Morino," The Hokage answered, taking a puff of his pipe. This caused everyone but War, Uriel, and Kurenai to pale.
"Who's Ibiki," Kurenai asked in confusion, Kakashi, Asuma, and Gai shook their heads.
"Ibiki is the head of the Interrogation division, but he doesn't physically harm his victims," Kakashi began to explain, "he plays with their minds and makes them give him what he wants to know."
After Kakashi said that Kurenai paled and got a scared look on her face, War and Uriel merely yawned at that statement. This caused all the jounin, and the Hokage, to look at them in shock.
"So he tortures their minds big deal," Uriel said, not looking up from the game.
"How can you be so calm about this," Kurenai shouted at Uriel, Uriel merely brushed it off.
"We've trained them to resist several different methods of torture," War said calmly. This caused all the jounin to look at them confused.
"And why would did you do that Ikusa-san," The third asked, taking another puff of his pipe.
"In this business you never know what will happen, so I trained them to resist torture," War answered, before putting Uriel in check.
With Team 10...
Team 10 had just taken their seats and were listening to Ibiki explain the rules of the first exam.
"Each team will start off with 10 points and you loose two every time you get caught cheating," Ibiki explained, seeing everyone nod he continued, "when you loose all ten points the entire team is disqualified and will be escorted out of the room, now BEGIN!"
After he said begin all the genin immediately looked at their papers and saw the questions, two teams were then escorted out of the room. Naruto looked at his questions, then opened his mind and searched the mind of one of the chunin there, Hinata activated her byakugan and followed the movements of the person in front of her, Nero looked at Naruto and waited for a moment before he felt a presence in his mind he smiled and opened his mind. Saskue was sweating bullets because without his Sharingan he couldn't copy anything, Sakura breezed through the teast, and Kiba had Akamaru bark the answers to him. Team 6 was doing all right Ino used her family justu to go into Sakura's mind and copied the answers she then entered Shikamaru's mind and copied the answers down for him, and she then went into Choji's mind and wrote the answers down for him. Team 9 was doing ok TenTen used a system of mirrors so she could see the answers, Lee also used the mirrors to copy down the answers, and Neji used his Byakugan. Gaara used sand to blind one of the other genin and then he used his third eye jutsu to look at his answers, Kankuro asked to go to the bathroom and his puppet, Crow, hand him a piece of paper, and Temari well no one knows but she was somehow copying answers. When Naruto finished with his test he closed his mind off and listened to his ipod.(i do not own the song your fixing to read the lyrics too... but I wish I did. XD)
Living easy, Living free, Season ticket on a one way ride
Asking nothin', leave me be
Taking everything in stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing i'd rather do
Going down, party time
All my friends are gonna be there too, yeah
Ibiki was looking around the room and had a small smile on his face seeing some of the nervous expressions on some of the genin's faces.
I'm on the Highway to Hell
on the Highway to Hell
Highway to Hell
I'm on the Highway to Hell
Ibiki's smile faded when he saw Naruto leaning back in his chair with a content look on his face.
No stop signs, speed limits
Nobody gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, paid my dues
Playing in a rockin' band
I'm on my way to the promised land
Now Ibiki was letting his frustration show, when he realized all the other genin were looking at Naruto and finding some kind of hidden resolve.
OWWW
On the Highway to Hell
I'm on the Highway to hell
Highway to Hell
ohhh
Don't stop me
yeah, yeah oww
Ibiki's frustration was growing by the minute, which for the people who knew his interrogation techniques meant he was fixing to crank up a notch.
I'm on the Highway to Hell
On the Highway to Hell
I'm on the Highway to Hell
On the Highway to Hell
Highway to Hell
I'm on the Highway to Hell
Highway to Hell
Highway to Hell
Highway to Hell
Momma, Highway to Hell
Ibiki was storming over to Naruto a look of pure fury on his face, every step the fury only becoming more apparent, another two teams asked to leave.
And i'm goin' down, all the way down
I'm on the Highway to Hell
Ibiki was standing right in front of Naruto when he looked at the clock and smirked.
'See how tough the brat is when I give him a Ultimatum,' Ibiki thought as he walked to the front of the room grinning like a mad man, ten teams left along with 6 of the present Chunin.
" Alright you maggots time for the tenth and final question," Ibiki said sadistically, all the genin immediately put their pencils down and got ready for the final question.
"For those of you who fail this question," Ibiki said, sending a death glare towards Naruto.
"You will remain a genin till the day you retire," Ibiki said, praying to Kami that Naruto would raise his hand. To Ibiki's surprise Naruto merely shrugged and began to whistle, but at least three more teams were escorted out of the room. Ibiki sighed seeing as how their was no else who wanted to leave.
"Those of you remaining," Ibiki said, causing most the genin to lean forward in anticipation for the tenth question, "pass."
This caused the remaining genin to facefault, and Team 10 to yawn and start to take a nap.
"Then what was the point of the tenth question," Kiba shouted.
"This test was to test your information gathering skills," Ibiki explained, "the tenth question was to test how you react under pressure."
It was then a crash sounded from the nearby window and a poof of smoke the smoke cleared a sign was pinned to the blackboard with kunai and the sign said 'Konoha's Sexist Bachlorette, Anko Mitarashi'
"Hey Ibiki," said a woman, the woman had purple hair tied back in a pineapple fashion, she was wearing a tan trench coat with a fish net shirt on underneath it, and gray shin guards, "26 genin still left, man Ibiki you must be losing your touch."
"Either that or we got a good batch this time," Ibiki said, chuckling.
"Doesn't matter in the next exam i'll cut that number in half," Anko said, with a sadistic smile on her face.
"All right you maggots i'm Anko Mitarashi the proctor for the second exam, now all of you get your asses up and follow me," Anko shouted, and then it started to rain, followed by thunder and lightening.
"But it's storming outside," Sakura complained, which earned a scoff from Anko.
"Ninjas work any weather," Ank retorted, "Now get out of your seats and you better be at the Training Ground 44 in twenty minutes or you automatically fail, that statement caused most of the genin to jump out the window while Team 10 waited till the last second and Hirashined to Training Ground 44.
Well there's chapter 10 and next chapter is a reviewer chapter.
-big neon sign lights up behind me with the words "Reviewer Chapter" on it-
All you have to do is PM what you want to do and tell me if you want to bring any of your OC's with you.
Till next time PEACE OUT.