Phantomhive: WAKE UP MY MINIONS!
Romano: *flipping her off * shut up! I'm trying to sleep!
Phantomhive: so you admit you are my minion? :D
Romano: HELL NO!
Spain: *hugging Romano in his sleep* shush lovi ti amo *falling back asleep*
America: *glaring at Phantomhive and Pocky* don't you guys live in me?
Pocky: yes ^_^
America: then why do I have to sleep on the floor?! That is so not cool!
Phantomhive: *sigh* because none of us can leave the room and beds would take up too much space.
America: then why don't you guys sleep on the floor?! Why can't I take the couch?
Pocky: because we refuse to sleep on the floor.
Phantomhive: *smiling causing an evil aura to appear* yep.
Italy: *waking up when he fault the evil aura* DON'T HURT ME! PLEASE!
Phantomhive: go kiss Germany until he wakes up.
Italy: *still scared* o-ok!
Romano: DON'T DO THAT!
Spain: lovi it's too early to be yelling *pulling Romano against his bare chest*
Romano: *blushing* p-put a shirt on!
Pocky: aww you know you like it ;)
Germany: *wakes up to Italy kissing him and blushes*
Italy: oh good your awake. Hey girls it worked like you said it would!
Pocky: yay!
Hungary: *drooling* yaoi! :D
Pocky: *waking the others* their all awake now!
Phantomhive: yay ok the first review is from Alois elric
Wow you wrote this it's amazingly funny I just got the courege to sign up and reveiw man your funny ok my dare I dare phantomhive too bring alois in for one whole chapter;)
Phantomhive: thanks! :D
-Phantomhive does some magic trick and the portal opens up and drops Alois Trancy inside the room-
Alois: what the hell?! Where am I?!
-Phantomhive and pocky glomp him-
Phantomhive: you're so cute!
Alois: *pushing them away* Get off of me! Claude! Come get me!
Phantomhive & pocky: *smiling evilly and starting to change forms, circling around him*
Alois: *shrinking back* w-what are you? Demons?
Pocky: *laughing* we're much stronger then demons.
Alois: *eyes tearing up in fear* c-claude!
Phantomhive: *floating up behind him and wrapping ghost-like tail around his waist* Claude's not coming.
Alois: *sobbing loudly* No! Please!
Pocky: *giggling sinisterly* hehehe screaming doesn't work.
Phantomhive: *tightening the grip around his waist and pulling out a dagger, pushing the blade to his throat* your screaming is giving me a headache.
Alois: w-what are you going to do to me?!
Phantomhive: Just cooperate and we won't hurt you.
Alois: w-what d-do I have to do?...
Phantomhive: *smiling sweetly* help us host this chapter! :D
Alois:…can I boss them around?
Phantomhive: I don't see why not.
Alois: *smiling* ok!
Russia: …I have a question.
Pocky: *smiling and hiding an ax behind her back* yes?
Russia: can I have my pipe back?
-The pipe appears in Pocky's hands-
Pocky: no I like it!
Phantomhive: maybe we should get started on the next review from Philippines XD
Kumust! (Means hello)
Little Phili here!
Okay first I must say. Hola Papa Spain! *hugs* Oh and Switzerland remember we have a date on Friday at 7pm!
Questions. I have so many!
This is for Papa, Germany and America
What is the 'best' fansty you had of your lovers?
Prussia if you're there too, who's the one person you think is just as awesome as you? Not counting gilbird.
Romano I know the answer but I'm going to ask anyway. Who are you in deep, deep, deep love with?
Italy what do you love more? Pasta or Germany?
And another for Germany. Do you have a old push broom that you don't know where it came from?
That's all for questions.
*evil smiles* And now for my dares muhahahaha!
Romano: I dare you to wear that very short maids dress that I found in your closet the last time I came over. And you have to be Papa's little maid for the whole chapter!
England: You must seduce America. And do it well!
Canada: Remember I'm doing this to get you notice. I am your friend after all. I dare you to wear an ALL leather outfit.
Japan: I forgive you for the whole World War Two thing with all the pain and scaring you put me through. Now I dare you to wear that one kitty outfit you let me use for Halloween.
Papa: You can thank your little hija later. You must pull Romano's curl for an hour! Roma you have to be a nice maid and do nothing to stop him!
Germany: Do the same thing but to Ita! Romano again you can't do anything to stop them.
France: I also have a dare for you. This is pay back for trying to rape me at the Chistmas party! You can't say anything perverted, if you do I will came there and slap you in DA FACE!
Those are my questions and dares. Bye luv you all!
*dark evil aura of death* Oh and if you don't answer or do my dares I will hurt you in your sleep. Bye XD
Switzerland: oh no…*grabs gun*
Pocky: Spain! Answer the question!
Spain: umm my best fantasy…*thinks for a few minutes before smirking* Romano wearing a maid dress
Germany: does Italy training like he's supposed to count?
Pocky: is he wearing clothes?
Germany: *blushing* no
Phantomhive: then yes it does! America, your turn!
America: *smiling devilishly* England in his pirate outfit.
Pocky: Prussia your turn!
Prussia: well…if I had to pick…I'd say…Phantomhive.
Germany & Austria: hey!
Prussia: sorry guys but she pretty awesome with her knives and stuff…..and also scary.
Phantomhive: yay! *hugs him*
Spain: *grabbing Romano's butt* I believe it is your turn my little tomato
Romano: *blushing* you already know….
Hungary: *holding her frying pan* SAY IT!
Romano: AHH! Ok ok! I am deeply in love with the tomato bastard!
Spain: aww I love you too lovi!
Phantomhive: *smirking* Italy! Germany or pasta?
Italy: *gets a freaked out look and starts crying* i-i-i-i-i-I don't know! I love Germany but p-pasta taste soooo good…but then again Germany also tastes good
Everyone but Germany, Italy and Romano: *dying of laughter*
Romano: DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!
Phantomhive: hahahaha answer the question
Italy: can I just say I love them both equally?
Pocky: nope.
Italy: *still crying* then I guess Germany.
Pocky: Germanys turn!
Germany: well….I think there was one that bruder set on fire…..
Prussia:…it was Gilbird!
Gilbird: -_-
Phantomhive: *handing Romano a short maids dress and pushing him into the closet* put that on!
- Romano stepped out in the dress-
Spain: hey Romano *pointing to a wrapper on the floor*
-Romano grumbled and bent over to pick it up; Spain took the opportunity to peek under the short skirt, Romano straightened up and threw away the trash much to Spain's disappointment-
Spain: *moving his hand to Romano's butt and guiding Romano's hand to his hard on, he whispered into his ear* boss has something for you to clean
Romano: *blushing a dark shade of red* n-no!
Alois: *smirking* do it! The dare said you had to!
Romano: I don't have to listen to you! You're not even a country!
Alois: the scary chick said I could boss you around :D
Phantomhive: he's right
Spain: *dragging him to the rape closet*
Phantomhive: ok iggy you can seduce America when they get out, in the mean time put this on to make the seducing easier
Iggy: *sigh* alright *peeking at the clothes* I haven't worn those in a while *going to put them on*
Phantomhive: *handing Canada the all leather outfit* here you go put this on
Canada: *red* m-mable… *going to put it on*
Pocky: japan! Go put on the kitty outfit!
Japan: *doing as told*….
-Spain and Romano came out of the closet and Iggy came back wearing his pirate clothes-
America: *blushing when he saw him*'
Phantomhive: sexy…I think Iggy's gonna get to top…Hungary I will kill you slowly and painfully if you don't record this!
Hungary: *was already standing there with a video camera* I'm already on it
Iggy: *smirking that pirate smirk he hadn't done in so long, grabbing him by the collar of his bomber jacket and pulling him down so that they were at the same level, says with a no nonsense but obviously pirate voice* get your sexy ass in the closet
America: *flustered and couldn't help getting aroused, he went into the closet as told, thinking* maybe it won't be so bad for England to top just once…
Iggy: *smacking his butt when he turned to go and following him still smirking*
-Canada came back in the all leather outfit and France nearly had a nosebleed-
France: *pulling Canada into his lap and putting his hand on his knee then sliding it up his thigh*
Japan: *coming back in the outfit*…..
Phantomhive: wake up Greece
Japan: meow…
Greece: *waking up* kitty! *hugging him* japan you're a neko
Japan: it's a costume…
Greece: still… *leaning in and giving him a quick chaste kiss, a little scared*
Japan: *blushing a dark red*
Greece: *taking it as a good thing sense he didn't yell and kissing him again*
Hungary: *set a timer for Spain*
Spain: *pulling Romano's curl*
Phantomhive: you can't stop him Spain. Germany you do Italy's too!
Germany: *blushing pink and tugging on Italy's curl*
Phantomhive: ok France's dare…well he's already been a perv…and I just now read that part of the review so…. *makes Philippines XD appear*
Philippines XD: *slapping France then disappearing*
Alois: bye bye person!
Phantomhive: you're so cute! *hugging Alois* ok so the next review is from 6Canada6
To denmark
Truth: is it true that you love men? Lol
To America
Dear: I dear you to kiss iggy~ XD
Denmark: y-yes…
Phantomhive: *peeking in the closet* they are doing the dare…..and more *drooling* the next review is from xXDanishGirlXx
*Nosebleed* x/3
Dares *Q*:
The nordics come in: Norway I dare you to kiss Denmark Sweet and Slowly. And Island have to watch..
England: You have to be tired op against France, but you can hold hans with America if you want ^^
Prussia: You have to kiss Hungary (Not Yaoi. But I want to see it x3)
Spain: I dare you to make Romano say "I love you" to you!
Canada: Kiss the guy you like!
Denmark: I dare you to give me a hug with Norway ^^
That's all ^^ - Have a nice (Yaoi) day :3
Norway: *turning red and pulling Denmark close kissing him*
-America and England left the closet-
Phantomhive: I can tell it was good by the look on your face America haha!
Hungary: *lying up France and England*
Phantomhive: *going to emo corner sobbing* my worst nightmare
Hungary: *pouting* I'm not exactly happy about this either!
Phantomhive: *throwing daggers at her* JUST GET IT OVER WITH!
Prussia: *kissing Hungary quickly, could practically feel Austria's anger*
Spain: say it lovi *nibbling on his ear*
Lovi: i-I love you bastard…
Canada: *shyly kissing France, blushing*
Phantomhive: *making xXDanishGirlXx appear and they hugged her, making her disappear again* ok the last review of the day is from Prowls-little-angle2
I...freaking...LOVE THIS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
DARE TIME!
Russia! MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE! I DONT CARE WHO! *if it's China, I'll become one with you*
Japan: WALK AROUND WEARING ONLY YOUR BOXERS/UNDIES FOR A WHOLE DAY!
Romano!:...damnit, all the good ones have been done...and the truths...OH, I KNOW! Romano, how long have you loved Spain, and I dare you to kiss Gemrnay, or Prussia!
Prussia: your so awesome, I wont dare you
Austria: how do you feel about the SwitzerlandxAustria (Edelwiess) paring?
Hungary: CAN I PLEAS EHAVE A COPY F THE PICTURES?!
America: GO THE WHOLE TIME WITHOUT MCDONALDS OR ANY FAST FOOD! however, you can make love with England in the closet or rape...
England: GO THE WHOLE TIME WITHOUT ANY TEA, SCONES ect. AND MAKE LOVE WITH AMERICA IN THE CLOSET OF RAPE!
China: truth for you! WHO DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TOO?!
Spain: you can kiss Romano.
France: go the whole time without doing anything perverted/romantic unless for a dare.
Canda: *glomps* I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO DARE/TRUTH YOU! but, if you want, you can make out/have sex with France.
and, anyone i missed, well...THEY CAN DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! NAKED, COVERED IN MAPLE SYRUP!
Russia: *grabbing china's waist and pulling him close, he kissed him a little to sweetly and nibbled on his bottom lip*
China: *gasping*
Russia: *taking the opportunity to slip his tongue into his mouth*
Phantomhive: *stealing japans shirt*
Greece: *stealing japans pants*
Japan: *blushing an impossible shade of red*
Romano: *muttering* since I was little…AND IM NOT KISSING THE POTATO BASTARD!
Prussia: *sighing* then kiss the awesome me *kissing him quickly then walking back to Austria who looked pissed, whispering in his ear* feli looks like he would have cried if Germany kissed him
Prussia: yes I am awesome!...AND HE HATES ANY PAIRING WITH HIM IN IT THAT DOESN'T ALSO INVOLVE THE AWESOME ME!
Austria: *sigh* he's right
Hungary: of course you can have pics
America: *pouting* they keep eating it all anyway *glaring at Phantomhive and pocky*
Iggy: they banned tea and scones a while ago…they said I shouldn't stink up the room
China: i-I lost it to Russia….
Canada: *surprising everyone by pulling France into a passionate kiss*
-Everyone she missed got naked-
Phantomhive & pocky: *putting Mable syrup in water guns and spraying them as they danced*
Phantomhive: well that's all for this chapter. I'm sorry I've taken so long to update but I lost motivation. And as for the surprise I promised you *opening the vortex*
-the 2p characters came out-
Phantomhive: don't forget to dare them too! *hugging 2p England*
Pocky: don't forget to tell them! This is my last day *tearing up* but I will miss you all!
Phantomhive: *glomping her sadly* bye bye
Pocky: bye everyone!