Chapter 10: Trauma, and Unfortunate Souls.
Okay, let's face it guys.
Everyone, yes, including you, has at least once been scared shitless of something.
Am I right, or am I right?
All right, so for today (or tonight, if you're the midnighter type) I will list the traumas of our unfortunate Espada.
So lets start at the bottom and make our way up.
The Novena Espada, Arroniero: This guy's pretty weird. Well, for firsts, I don't know whether to call it a guy or chick, so let's just say he's a guy.
As you've noticed, he ain't pretty, unless he has Kain's form. His worst fear, his very own trauma are…mirrors! Yep. This useless piece of crap is afraid of mirrors.
I wonder why…?
Octava Espada, Szayel Aporro, AKA Mad Scientist #2: Ah, the pink-haired freak. The Mad Scientist number 2 is a narcissist, but of course, you already knew that. There's a rumor around Las Noches that he used to stalk the child form of Nel, and collect her buggers, which he then proceeded to make into cream and gel.
Gross much?
Anyhow, he fears imperfections, other mad scientists, death, bees, male butterflies, and spiders….don't ask. Or you will get a Cero to the face.
Septima Espada, Zommari Rureax: The Pumpkin Ballerina That Is Actually A Cyclops With a Bunch Of Eyes Instead Of One is very afraid of numbers. No more info on this guy, he sucks anyway you look at it.
Now, what we've all been waiting for, the better liked, most badass, totally epic Espada!
For start-offs, we have the Sexta, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: Our well-liked blue-haired fellow is quite the hot-head, don't you agree? He disobeys Aizen's orders, sneaks into the world of the living, scares the shit out of Ichigo, rapes Orihime…Oops, did I just say that? My bad~! Anyhow, our kitty is scared out of his mind of….
….HAH! I won't tell you! :p I'm kidding. The idiot is scared of bulldogs.
Awwww,but their so cute…!
Anyhow, let's get going.
Quinta Espada, Nnoitra Jiruga: The racist and sexist fool is scared of woman. Period.
The cute, stoic, emoish Cuarta Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer: Our friend here is very unemotional when it comes to his facial expressions. But, and I am confiding this on you in hope you won't snitch and get me killed by having a murderous emo hot on my heels, he has one and only fear…Love. Finding it. Liking it…loving it.
The awesome and righteous Tercera Espada, Tia Harribel: ehh… she's not all that easy to figure it out, but here are some things she might be scared of. 1) Aizen. 2) Penises. Yep, getting pregnant. 3) Been a failure.
The Segundo Espada, Barragan Luisenbarn: DEATH.
Primer Espada, Coyote Starrk and Lilynette Gingerback: Incest. I know, I know, but hey, when you're the Solitude attribute among the Espada, even your little minion starts looking pretty…that's what he said.
And finally, the stup- I mean, the Cero Espada, Yammy Llargo: WTF? Let's see…ah, yes! He's terrified of Ulqui turning homo on him. Ppfft…!