Death and love by psychojuggalo
I do not own Naruto
"Hi" people talking
"Hi" people whispering
"Hi" Kyuubi talking
"Hi" thinking
Chapter 10 announcements
Naruto walked through town with the strangest smirk on his face creeping out some of the villagers even the hokage was a little intimidated by the shit eating grin on his face as he entered the hokage office.
"Yo old man"
"Naruto-kun what has you so happy today?" asked an inquiring old man.
"I'll give you three guesses" said Naruto with the grin still in place on his face
"You learned a new jutsu?" asked Sarutobi
"Nope that's one," said Naruto
"The Ichiraku ramen Stand had an all you can eat ramen sale?"
"Guess again and that's two," said Naruto his smirk never leaving his face
"COME THE FUCK ON AND JUST TELL HIM GOD DAMMIT," yelled a increasingly pissed off Kyuubi
"Aw come on tou-san I'm having fun" mentally whined Naruto
"Well my boy did you get laid last night" joked Sarutobi whose jaw hit the ground When Naruto gave a perverted smile and nodded.
"Naruto You are way to young to be doing anything Sexual like that" said the aged hokage shaking his head at the young ninja.
Sighing he said "Such perversion in my ninja corps"
"Yeah coming from the man who reads Icha-Icha more religiously than Kakashi-teme" snorted out Naruto.
The hokage gulped and had the decency to blush than got a mischievous grin on his face that Naruto did not like one bit.
"Just know I do not condone your actions, Buuuuuuuuuuuut since you have become a man it is time to tell you about your two new wives"
"Has she said yes?" asked Naruto in a hopeful voice
"She did and she asked me to have you meet her outside Konoha also I had a lady your very familiar with offer to be your wife" grinned the aging hokage.
"Who could that be?" asked a very paranoid Naruto
"Oh you are close to her I'd say you have know her for a long long time" said the hokage with a smirk
"You don't mean?" asked Naruto
The door flew open and in walked …
"Naruto Uzumaki I introduce you to your third wife Motoko Yuuhi" said the hokage who had to look away from Naruto so he wouldn't laugh his ass off.
"Hello Naruto-kun" squeaked out a blushing Motoko while Naruto could only whisper out one word
"Beautiful" causing the blushing Motoko to blush even brighter
"Thank you very much Naruto-kun" to say she was beautiful it was an understatement, Motoko wore a sky blue kimono that hugged her curves like a second skin her hair was done up in a delicate bun held together by a pair of ivory chop sticks, her slender face had traces of eye shadow and wine red lip stick on her luscious lips Naruto was lost in his own thoughts and failed to notice her glide into the room and stand in front of him
"Hey their cutie are you getting that way just by looking at little old me?" Motoko teased while looking straight into his aqua depths that made her feel so calm yet so aroused at the same time. Naruto for his part just stood there shocked that someone as kind caring and to put it lightly HOT as Motoko to even take interest in him was enough for him to lose it, but what she did next shocked him. She walked up to him and kissed him straight on the lips with as much passion as she could muster.
"This is so great to be kissing a women as beautiful as her I hope I get the chance to get more of her" thought Naruto
Naruto was on cloud nine he didn't even care about the perverted giggle coming from the aging hokage and the supposed statue in the corner of the room. Breaking from the kiss Naruto spoke.
"Ero-sannin if you don't want me to cut your dick off and shove it up your ass you leave me and ji-san to finish our conversation and me and Motoko-hime to our special time"
Grumbling was heard "Fine, you know gaki you need to get laid bad" and his jaw hit the ground when Naruto simply shrugged saying, "been there done that"
"Yeah right your full of shit I'm still having trouble believing that you have two hot girls for your wives when the great sannin and all around Romeo Casanova and god of pleasure Jiraya cant even get a date" said/grumbled Jiraya.
"That's because you a perverted fool of a man that would rather spend his time peeping instead of going on dates and would rather fuck a complete and utter stranger you pick up off the street when women don't fill your perverted desires" yelled a voice that everyone recognized.
"Tsunade-chan is that really you?" questioned the hokage with baited breath
"The one and only Sarutobi-sensei" Tsunade said as she walked into the room with a nervous Shizune carrying a oinking ton-ton in her arms.
"Hime is that really you?" asked a shocked Jiraya
"You betcha you perverted old bastard" said a smirking Tsunade
"What are you doing here I thought you would never come back after what happened so many years ago?" questioned Jiraya
Tsunade's face fell for a second before she smiled and replied "I had some one very special tell me to stop living in the past because instead of honoring of Dan and Nawaki I'm basically dragging their name through the mud and dishonoring their memory by living my life the way I did" she then paused "So I've come back to my home village of Konoha to get married" causing Jiraya's jaw to drop for the thousandth time today
"Who is the bastard that took you away from me I swear to kami I'll murder that bastard" ranted Jiraya who in his rage missed the hidden smirks on Naruto's, Tsunade's, and Sarutobi's faces.
"Well Jiraya-kun I decided to be with the strongest smartest and most handsome man in the village of Konoha hell the whole world" Tsunade finished causing Jiraya to smirk.
"Aw that's so sweet for you to come all this way to propose to me"
"YOU!" asked a surprised Tsunade "Yeah right my new man could wipe the floor with your wrinkly old ass" insulted Jiraya began "Who in the " Jiraya screamed as he was thrown through the ceiling by Naruto's thousand years of pain technique.
"Your right Tsu-hime he does fly pretty far" joked Naruto
"Excuse us Hokage-sama we would like to leave to prepare our house for another person" Motoko asked and was given the okay by the hokage to leave.
"Naruto-kun why don't you go home to see Kurenai and we'll meet up later for lunch."
"Sure Motoko-chan ill meet you guy later" Naruto ran off missing the smirks the to ladies had as they left.
At the Yuuhi house"Kur-hime I'm home" yelled Naruto
" I'm in here honey" replied Kurenai
Naruto walked into the room and almost had a nosebleed when he saw Kurenai laying on the bed in a pair of crimson thong panties and a bow wrapped around her large breasts.
"Come in here and open your pre wedding present big boy" moaned Kurenai.
"Man I love these kind of presents" and with that Naruto walked into the room closing the door.
I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK sorry for the long updatless period I just got micro soft word back on my computer hope you guys like this new chapter.