Author: The original title of this has been 'In which Levi is slowly losing his mind', but then I decided to rename it.
Beware, One Piece.

A lot of One Piece.

In which a hunt is going on

"Oh wow. Your Blood Pressure is pretty high, Shorty", Hanji mumbled while jutting down a few notes on her clipboard. She sat at a table, only a short distance away from the shirt- and cravat less Corporal Levi. The inflatable cuff of the pressure gage was wrapped around his wrist- a part of the half-year check up every Soldier had to do.

"Is there something stressing you?" The Scientist questioned.

"'Stressing' is a tad understated", Levi replied coolly. He still retained his normal facade, with the exception of a threatening tone in his low voice. Hanji knew this version of Levi for the most of her life, yet she never knew where the point was when the Short man's temper finally boiled over.

*CRASH*

*RUMBLE*

*CRACK*

"Oops. My bad. Sorry"

"BREAKING THROUGH THE WALL IS NOT TO BE EXCUSED WITH 'SORRY'!"

Hanji hummed in amusement at the muffled exchange that took place somewhere out there. Out of the corner of her eye she noticed her fellow Captain clench his jaws, but otherwise he remained calm.

"Hey, what room is this, anyways?"

"IT'S CORPORAL LEVI'S!"

"Really?"

*Twitch*

"Oh. I hope he didn't need that wall then."

Hanji let out a shriek. "Holy Hell, Levi! Your Blood Pressure is through the roof! Cool it, will you?!"

"I don't know what you're talking about", Levi replied, apparently absolutely oblivious. His eyebrow was twitching and his voice was short before cracking, though.

The glassed woman threw the man a look, then sighed out. "You have to learn to deal with those pirates", she advised, "You have to learn that you can't fight this. It's either going down fighting or going with the flow."

"I rather go down fighting", Levi answered defiantly "I am not going to sink to their level."

"Then you're going to give yourself an ulcer", Hanji shrugged. "And if it does- don't you dare come back to me whining about it."

"Deal" Humanity's strongest agreed as he stood up and deftly peeled off the cuff from his arm. "Now if you excuse me", he continued as he put back on his shirt and cravat and headed for the door, "I have to check up on how much damage that idiot Pirate did to my room."

Hanji leaned back and started counting the seconds that went past until... "STRAWHAT! YOU ARE DEAD!"

"AHHHHH! NAMIIII! ZOROOOO! SANJIIIII! HELP MEEEE!"

Hanji let out another sigh before turning to Moblit while the screaming and shouting slowly vanished in the distance. "I'm betting he's either going to blow or rupture a blood vessel in the next three days."

"Two days, max", Moblit replied. He hummed thoughtfully before adding: "Either that or he's going to cause a bloodbath."

-oOo-

Brook sat with Commander Mike at a small table underneath a tree, overlooking the training field while sipping a cup of tea. Brook was composing a new song for his new Nakama and Mike sat next to him, skimming through his newspaper.

Luffy's hand suddenly snatched the tree behind them, seconds later the Pirate Captain collided with the bark. He was briefly confused, but snapped out quickly as he threw a glance back to where he came from.

His eyes widened comically the next moment as he dodged out of the way, moments before Levi pounced on him with his blades. Luffy swung around a low-hanging branch to escape with the Corporal hot on his heels. Mike lifted his head. "Don't play around too long, Levi. There is going to be food in half an hour."

"Keep it warm for me", was the reply, "I want to finish this first."

Mike shrugged and flipped the page.

-oOo-

Nami and Usopp sat in front of a large group of the younger Scouts, telling them about their adventures. Armin's eyes were sparkling when they spoke about the ocean and the wonders of it. Eren and Jean had dreamy expressions when Usopp retold their adventures on Mermaid Island. Ymir gasped when Nami spoke about the battle on the Desert Island of Alabasta. Connie and Christa listened with open mouths as Usopp narrated their adventures on the floating Island of Skypiea. Sasha and Bertolt shivered when they imagined the sheer size of the Island Whales and Sea Kings. Reiner whistled when he heard about the Zombies on Thriller Bark. Mikasa arched her eyebrow when Usopp remembered about the fight on Enies Lobby and the resulting death of their beloved Merry Go. Levi leaned down to get a better look on the wet faces of the younger scouts. "Are you crying over a boat?" He questioned, holding Luffy in a headlock.

"Heartless Bastard", Eren whimpered.

"That's not right, I'm a heartless disgusted Bastard", the Corporal corrected him, referring to the tears and the snot that covered a large portion of the ground.

*SQUEAK*
*SNAP*
*TAM TAM TAM*

Levi sighed out, wiping his arm on Bertolt's coat. "Clean that up", he ordered sternly before he chased after Luffy, who managed to squirm out of his hold a few seconds earlier.

-oOo-

Nanaba and Petra threw each other a nervous look, flinching as they heard something break.

"They just took down that fucking tree", they heard Gunther gasp, "Like it was just a stick."

"What are we going to do?" Eld asked.

"Not going anywhere near them", Oluo said firmly, "And maybe find Nami to bring them to their senses."

Nanaba nodded as she turned to go. "I'll go and find her", she claimed. The group jumped startled when an old, abandoned building collapsed under a string of curses and swearwords.

Sanji and Zoro really did not care about their surroundings once they started to fight.

The two broke from the collapsed structure, stopped a few yards away from the others and locked their respective weapons- Sanji with one burning leg wedged firmly against Zoro's blades.

And suddenly, both stopped, heads turned to the side as they heard the screaming of their captain. Luffy dashed towards them, dropped on his knees and slid past them through under the swords. He leapt back to his feet on the other side and continued his mad run.

Not a blink of an eye later, Levi appeared on the scene. Without hesitation, he did a powerful leap, landing both his feet securely in the faces of the two brawlers and catapulted himself off to latch onto a higher building next, chasing after Luffy.

Sanji and Zoro stared at each other in confusion, checking the boot prints on their faces for a good long moment.

"Where have we been?"

"You were being an insufferable asshole."

"Oh, right... TAKE THAT BACK, DARTBOARD BROW!"

"YOU WISH, MARIMO!"

"Nami it is then", Nanaba sighed.

-oOo-

"Thanks for helping me", Erwin said gratefully, "I don't know if I ever managed to put all these files in the correct order."

"That's what friends are for, right?" Chopper beamed at him.

"Yeah, but even Mike and Hanji avoided helping me", the Commander explained, "But ever since my secretary got sick and I got a replacement, I wasn't able to find a damn thing."

"But we've finally finished!" the reindeer exclaimed happily, "And just in time for Lunch, too."

"Let's just put these papers away", the blonde man said as he went to reach for the first stack.

*CRASH*

The sound of shattering glass broke the idyllic silence as the lanky form of the Strawhat Pirate flew through the Window. He landed hard on the floor, but managed to get back up quite fast as he desperately tried to cower behind the table as Levi came through the window the next second.

Luffy was screaming as he backed away, trying to keep the table between him and the now angrily snarling Corporal. The two did a few rounds around the room before Luffy finally jumped back out of the window. Levi immediately leapt over the desk and followed him, oblivious to the fact that Erwin's office was pretty much on the upper floor.

The room was left in a state of chaos. Chairs have been turned over, filing cabinets and shelves lay on the ground and the pictures on the walls have been ripped down. The worst thing, however, was that the files were now flying through the room. One settled on top of Erwin's head as the blonde just continued to stare blankly at the broken window.

"Oh no", Chopper wailed, "Now we have to organize them all over again!"

Erwin sat down in a corner and started weeping.

-oOo-

"You're doing a great job", Franky praised a few of the mechanics he was teaching. Most of the men (and women) blushed madly, trying to play it down how much this praise meant to them.

"It appears you are getting the hang out of this", Robin chuckled from where she sat at a small table, reading a book. "After all, once we got back home, you have to repair your gears yourselves."

"Did you find a way to get home?" Franky asked over his shoulder.

"Still working on it", the archaeologist smiled gently, "All Devil Fruit Powers have a loop hole somewhere. The tricky thing is to find it."

"Hey! I did it!" One of the mechanics called out, holding a piece of gear up, "Could you throw a look at it, Franky?"

"I'm over in a sec-" *SMASH*

His answer was cut short by a loud crash and screaming, followed by pained groans. Luffy had appeared out of nowhere and landed hard on the unfortunate mechanic. "Ah. Sorry", the boy apologized. "I was in a hurry."

"A hurry? Why that?" Franky wanted to know.

"I kind of..." Luffy suddenly began to stutter, eyes fixed on some point at the horizon and sweat running down his face.

Franky lowered his sunglasses. "I kind of what, Luffy?"

"He kind of broke down my wall, desolating my private room in the process", Levi's cold voice spoke up.

"What he said", the Pirate Captain admitted, head hanging low. A moment later, he realized that the guy he was running from stood next to him, thumb slowly swiping over his blade.

"AHHHHH!"

Luffy immediately started running again, Levi hot on his heels.

The men and women watched them go. Robin chuckled as she turned the page of her book.

"Aww man", the mechanic from before eventually spoke up, "He smashed my gears."

"Don't worry 'bout this", Franky consoled him, "You know, you can always make a new one."

"Yeah, but it would be easier to just revert it, you know?"

Robin's eyes widened.

"Revert!" she suddenly exclaimed, "It has been so easy!"

"Come again?" Franky asked confused.

"That man said his Gate-Gate Fruit allows him to open one-way gates. We can't go back unless we are reverting the way we came through first."

"Meaning..."

"Meaning, we have to go through it backwards."

Franky blinked. "Robin", he eventually said, "I could kiss you."