Obi-wan: This is the first disclaimer without Amarwen.
Nemesis: So who will say it?
Ivy: Who is this Amarwen that you are talking about?
Wolf: This is going to take forever to turn her back!
Anakin: All the ideas to turn Amarwen back were brilliant. So we are going to try as many of them as possible until we get her back.
Murtagh: And all of us here apologize for the long wait. Amarwen has had lots of stuff on at school and at home. And as there are lots of guests in this chapter, it takes awhile to get information etc back from them. Hopefully this chapter makes up for it.
Luke: There are also a few full time authoresses joining. These are... Shadow (Wolf of Cair Paravel) who is Amarwen's Randawan and Pretty-Cat (Pretty-Cat25).
Eragon: Amarwen... or Ivy... or whoever she is doesn't own Star Wars, Eragon, EDLA or anything really.
Micro chips part 2
(Darth Ivy Bowed)
"Now, my evil apprentice, we have work to do," and in a flash of light, Pulpy and Ivy were gone.
Wolf, Nemesis, Ewarni and Jedigal looked at each other.
"We're going to need backup!" Wolf said as she pulled out a phone and started dialling numbers.
"Put the Command Centre on... what's the highest alert we have?" Nemesis asked.
"Sane alert." Ewarni answered.
"Ok put the Command centre on Sane alert! All persons to battle stations!" Nemesis continued to yell as she walked over to the control panel and sat with the others, put on a set of headphones that were multicoloured and got ready for battle.
"Dibs being leader of Sugar Team!" Jedigal yelled.
"Damn I wanted that one," Ewarni yelled back.
"Back up is on the way!" Wolf said as cheers filled the room. "And we need more coffee and sugar, Pulpy destroyed it all."
Ewarni waved a hand over to the other characters. "Obi-wan, Luke, Anakin, don't just sit there. Off you go to get more supplies."
After much running around, drinking coffee and eating sugary foods all the teams were nearly ready.
Wolf sighed, "In the name of all that is made of sugar, if the others don't-"
A bright flash filled the room. And a bunch of people appeared.
"Blaze! What took you guys so long?"
A girl with brown hair and eyes stepped forward.
"Sorry, but there was a traffic jam."
"And we stopped for pizza!" A boy that everyone identified as Darth Greave (No he's not a sith) stepped forward.
"Yes," Blaze continued, "We stopped for pizza."
"And we ended up taking a wrong turn" a girl (CookieLivCat but will be going by the name of Olive) butted in.
"Yes, yes yes, we are all here now and that's what matters." Jedigal said, "Now everyone get into groups, this battle is going to be messy"
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Darth Ivy walked down the hall of the Death Star. She stopped outside a door. The word 'Amarwen' was painted on it in green. Suddenly Galbatorix stepped out of the shadows. Why is it always the shadows? But it would be weird if they walked out of the bright sunlight. Ahem, moving on...
"Is there something wrong Lady Ivy?" he asked.
"No, just the name on the door is familiar, but I don't know where I have seen it before. And I want to know why there is a drawing of a muffin, eating pie with chopsticks, drawn on the door."
"I don't know. Well you had better got going, your Master wishes to see you," and Galbatorix walked away.
Ivy sighed, ever since becoming Sidious's apprentice all he had her do was work, work, work, cook, work, do the washing, work, feed animals etc. He was now trying to find a way to clone her. When Galbatorix had rounded the corner, she quickly entered the room. Clothes, books and God knows what covered every surface. A jar full of everything sugary was sitting on the table.
Suddenly an image of a girl hurriedly packing her bags filled her mind. A small, blue dragon sitting beside her. Darth Ivy shook her head. The room suddenly felt small, she turned around and left to see what her Master wanted.
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The command centre was overflowing. Everyone was getting up to date on the latest news. Wolf, Nemesis, Ewarni, Blaze, and Jedigal stood in front of a giant TV. Each had a candy cane stick in their hand.
"Now," said Nemesis, "We are facing the greatest threat ever. If we do not succeed in the coming battles insanity will no longer exist."
Gasps and cries of horror filled the room. Someone shouted 'No! the Oompa Lompa's won't have it!'.
Ewarni stepped forward, "As you all know, Amarwen has been the first to fall in this war. Our job is to get her back. To do this we will need to capture Darth Ivy." A picture of Darth Ivy came up on the screen.
"I thought Amarwen became Darth Ivy a few hours ago, how did we get a picture of her?" Brom asked
"There are security cameras all around the place, idiot," Padawan Jesselin Fett said, waving at a camera.
"Anyway," Blaze continued. "No harm is to come to her, Amarwen is in there somewhere. She has been taken over by a micro chip created by Darth Pulpy." A picture of the micro chip appeared on the screen.
Wolf pointed to the chip with her candy cane stick, which was half eaten. "We have to get that chip out of her. Many may die today but it's for a cause worth fighting for. So who's with us!"
*Crickets*
Jedigal walked forward. "Wolf will be in charge of Insane team, Nemesis is in charge of Coffee, Blaze is in charge of Caffeine, Ewarni is in charge of Lemonade and I am in charge of Sugar. Normally Amarwen would be in charge of Lollipop but due to what has happened she can't lead it. Everyone will split into these 5 groups and may the insanity be with you."
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By now Ivy was about to strangle the one person we all love to hate. All Pulpy went on about was loyalty, do as she was ordered and some day, should he die, she would take over the Dark Throne and lead EDLA.
Ivy was so lost in thought she hadn't realised she had ended up outside the common room. He had forbidden her from this room for some reason she didn't know. Ivy glanced around and made sure there was nobody in the area and ducked under a silver and black rope that was blocking the door.
The room was empty, a game of Snakes and Ladders had been left in the middle of the game, wrappers where everywhere and a table was on it's side. Another image flashed into her head. The same girl as before scoffing down pizza with a group of girls, Anakin the Traitor, her Masters last apprentice, Obi-wan and some other people.
Suddenly alarms started going off and red lights flashed, her Masters voice came over a loud speaker. "All personnel to stations, arm the weapons, we are under attack! And Ivy, you forgot to put the socks in the washing machine!"
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Nemesis glanced around the corner. Her team, which was made up of Anakin, Brom, Murtagh, Greave and Vampyress (Vampyress of Coffee). Oldy Voldy walked down the hall, just as he was about to walk past Nemesis she stuck out her foot and tripped him. Anakin and Greave jumped on his back and tied him with duct tape and hair bands. They then hung him upside down from the ceiling.
"That's what you get for taking our friend!" Vampyress said, while sticking a cucumber in his mouth. And if you didn't know, in this fan fic, Voldy hates cucumber.
"Can we use him as a piñata?" Anakin asked.
"Idiots," Brom said, "We don't have a stick!"
"We could use lightsabers." Vampyress said.
"Lets go," Nemesis ordered, "There are people to save, baddies to beat and food to eat."
"Nemesis, why are you rhyming?" Anakin said.
"I don't know, Coffee team, move out!" and she pointed down a random hallway and they started marching.
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Ewarni dropped down from the ceiling of the common room, spy style. She looked up at her team, which was: Yoda, Eragon, Saphira and Nova (Expert SW). Saphira flew down with Eragon on her back, Yoda jumped down and landed on his feet and Nova got caught in the wires, meaning Eragon had to get him down. The plan was for three of the teams to take down Voldy, Galby and Sunny (Sauron).
"Who are we going after?" Eragon asked
"Tracking Galbatorix, we are." Replied Yoda.
At that moment Galbatorix walked in, saw the team, and ran out screaming like a girl. Before he could get far, Nova had shot him with a cheese gun and was stuck to the floor.
Can I eat him? Saphira asked as she smelt him, which caused Galbatorix to try to scream, but it's hard to scream when your mouth is covered in cheese.
"Go ahead," Ewarni said with a wave of her hand. And that was the end of poor Galby... Or was it?
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While all that happened poor Sunny was walking along, enjoying himself. He looked up at a tree, that for some reason was on the Death Star. Below it was flowers and bees. Suddenly those little bees turned into a big swarm of bees and little Sunny was stung. He ran around screaming in pain when suddenly he ran into the tree, and the beehive dropped down onto his head.
At this moment Blaze and her team: Luke, Nasuada, Olive, Jesselin Fett and Shadow, walked in.
"Damn there goes all the fun!"Luke cried.
Olive walked up to him and hit Sunny over the head with a big maths textbook.
"Lets be nice to him" Shadow said, and she got rid of all the bees with her can of raid, but then went and released all the animals from the zoo, so little Sunny got trampled on. Then Nasuada hung him from a washing line by his thumbs.
Let's say little Sunny wasn't feeling so bright.
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Pulpy wasn't very happy that Ivy had forgotten to put the socks in the washing machine. It was little things like this that showed that Amarwen was still in her. Ivy walked in the door.
"I am very disappointed in you, my young apprentice." He said so calmly it was scary.
"I am sorry my Master, but it is not my fault that Sauron hid them."
"Well next time find them! Anyhoo, some rebels are attacking and I want you to exterminate them!"
"You're starting to sound like a Dalek, Master. Next thing we know the Doctor will come in his TARDIS."
Pulpy sighed, "No more watching TV for you. Now run along and kill some rebels, and later order some pizza. It's Voldemorts turn to cook."
Ivy left her Master and ran down the hall. Red lightsaber in hand. She didn't have to go far before she was tackled by a group of people. She pushed them off, stood up and ignited her lightsaber.
"Amarwen!" Pretty-Cat cried, running up to her only to get force pushed back.
Wolf stepped in front, "Insane team stay back, remember this isn't Amarwen. Now get her!" And once again Ivy was tackled to the ground, was tied up with a whole lot of duct tape, put in a gift box, (Complete with ribbon) and mailed back to the control centre, with a card wishing Obi-wan a Happy Birthday.
"It's not my birthday!" Obi-wan, who was part of insane team, cried.
"Well Merry Christmas," Arya said.
"It's not Christmas!"
"Happy Easter!" Stabbythings shouted, from where she was trying to fit the gift into the post box, that just happened to be in that hallway.
"It's not- oh I give up," Obi-wan sighed.
Wolf walked over to the pay phone. "Beam us up!" she said and everyone disappeared in a puff of smoke and glitter.
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Back at head quarters, sugar team sat at the control panel. Sugar team was lead by Jedigal and was made up of Laia, Angela and Tameera (Tameera the evil one).
All the teams were coming back from their missions, and it was time to turn Ivy into Amarwen. Tameera put up a list of ideas on the big screen.
"Ok, there is: Rip the chip out, Make a crazy chip, do something with Zombies, bacon and a flare gun, feed her lots of sugar and insert idea here. Which one are we going to use?" Jedigal read out.
"I know! We could let our lovely readers decide!" Angela cried while jumping up and down. Much to everyone's amusement.
"Ok, the readers get to decide!"
Wolf: You heard that, you get to choose which methods we try.
Shadow: And if you have an idea of your own, please send it in.
Eragon: And we would like to thank the people that gave us the ideas we just listed.
Obi-wan: We would list your names but we are too lazy to find out who sent what.
Nemesis: So review and you will get another chapter, also thanks to all the guest stars. You will also appear in the next chapter.
Ivy: *Points at end note thing* what's this? And what chip and turning stuffy things?