Chapter 10: You want to WHAT?!

Summary:

You finally get to meet the Royal Scientist

Papyrus: -"HUMAN! I HOPED YOU WOULD BE SMARTER THAN TO CROSS OVER THIS DISGUSTING CREATURE'S PATH!

Undyne: -"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU PUNK?!"

Papyrus: -"AND NOW SHE'S DEAF! COME ON! WE MUST GO HOME NOW, THE LAZY SACK OF BONES HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU LIKE A MANIAC!" He then pulled you closer to him and was about to carry you over his shoulder, but the now angry mermaid was definitely not going to let that happen.

Undyne: -"WAIT A MINUTE! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TAKE MY PRISONER AWAY FROM ME?!" She pulled you away from him behind her.

Papyrus: -"I DO NOT NEED YOUR PERMISSION! MY BROTHER FOUND HER FIRST!" He pulls you behind him now.

Undyne: -"WELL, HE'S DOING A TERRIBLE JOB 'CAUSE I FOUND HER ALONE! AND NOW SHE'S MINE! I'M TAKIN' HER TO ALHPYS!"

Papyrus: -"YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DO THAT, YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL EXPERIMENT ON HER UNTIL SHE'S NOT FIT FOR THE KING'S USE!"

Undyne: -"SHE'LL DO SOMETHIN' EVEN BETTER! EVEN YOU CAN'T IMAGINE! AND I WON'T TELL YOU!"

Papyrus: -"HA! OF COURSE YOU WON'T TELL ME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT IT IS! YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL YOU BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU WON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE ATROCITIES SHE WILL COMMIT!" That comment pushed her into a fit of rage, summoning a neon blue spear into her hand, and pointing it towards the daring skeleton.

Undyne: -"THEN LET'S SETTLE THIS NOW! WHO EVER IS VICTORIOUS WILL TAKE THE HUMAN!" This comment made you step back from Papyrus, you know he'll never say no to a duel with her, so it's dangerous to stay near any of them.

Papyrus: -"YOU BETTER BE READY TO ADMIT DEFEAT BEFORE ME, FOR I WILL TAKE HER BACK!"

Undyne: -"HA! YOU WISH!"

Undyne ran as fast as she could and jumped in front of the skeleton to smash him with the spear, only for it to be stopped by an extremely sharp bone, and even with all her strength, it didn't break. Then he landed an upper punch on her jaw, sending her a few feet away.

(Wow, this is so scary, but so cool... What am I doing? I don't have much time left! I gotta go to Alphys!)

You were worried about both of them, but your life was already in danger, and not even because of any of them... And you promised Flowey to bring him and Chara back, so yeah, even though you wanted to see and stop this, you knew you had to keep on going. So while they were distracted fighting on the very bridge that connects Hotlands and Waterfall, you slowly stepped back a little more, then you ran towards the Lab as fast as you could.

And just as you're about to enter... (Oh shit, the royal guards...)

Yep, those two extremely muscular and tall guys, whom you hoped to avoid completely, due to the fact that no one else knows about you being a human, thank the gods to the jacket and scarf for hiding your face almost completely. you think. But, oh, what bad luck do you have.

Both of them fall right in front of you, blocking the door to the Lab. Yes, this scared you a lot more, and you know you can't fight them, so how can you deal with closet hidden guys? Guess you need to find it out quick.

RG01: -"Like, Helloooooo? Ugh, did you really expect to just, like, enter without OUR permission?"

RG02: -"Soooo embarrasing... This midget thing must, like, come from..."

RG01: -"*gasp* No! Way! Are you serious? Do you come from, like... Snowdin?!"

RG02: -"Ugh, even worse! Maybe from the Ruins even!"

RG01: -"Oh My Goood! Like, I heard that only HUMANS come from there... is it true? 'Cause I don't really wanna get my claws dirty by killing you."

RG02: -"Ewww, bro, who said anything about... touching it? No, no, no, no... bro, we have weapons. Let's finally have some fun with them, shall we?"

RG01: -"Right on, you silly!"

Your eyes widened up to the sight of their huge and scary spears and could not avoid freaking out like hell, and right before they could both stab you, the crazy little dinosaur speaks out of nowhere and saves you from them, which kinda scares you as well, 'cause you know something worse might happen.

Alphys: -"Let her in, you dumb ass queers! She's part of my experiment!"

RG01: -"Ugh, Why do you have to be so mean to us?!"

RG02: -"Yeah! What have we done to you?! You meanie!"

Alphys: -"Just shup up and let her in! We'll talk about this later with some nice cream, okay?!"

RG01 and RG02: -"Fiiine, just chill out, gurl!"

Aaaand they leave, as if you never existed there... (Those guys are so volatile... Anyways, time to talk or die... fuck, I don't wanna die...)

Alphys: -"Ya comin' or not?!"

Y/N: -"I'm comin', I'm comin'."

The lab looks like the one in the game you played, but it's dirty... and dark. Dust... blood... torn papers all around... it's all messed up. And it's really quiet. Creepy as fuck. It smells like an old abandoned house... and blood.

You started walking slowly to avoid slipping with all the blood on the floor.

(Gross!... wait a minute, this blood is fresh... What the hell is she doing?!)

Your eyes burned a bit as lights turned on, and when your sight came back, you couldn't help but stare in awe as the short evil female reptile slowly walked towards you.

Alphys: -"So, I heard you actually wanted to speak to me... Either you're suicidal or you're not as stupid as I thought. Speak."

(Shit, how can a yellow monster reptile be soooo hot?!) Her skin looked malleable, unlike the toughness you expected to see when she moved her body; and because she is very short, her curves look even bigger, especially with that tight red dress she's wearing.

Y/N: -"Thanks. Uh, by the way... Undyne and Papyrus..."

Alphys: -"They never kill each other, don't worry about them."

Y/N: -"Listen, I'll be quick about it. I have a few days to live, it seems. I drank-"

Alphys: -"Yes, I know that part. Your beloved monster boyfriend came to me asking to help you if I got to find you alive. He told me every detail I needed to know... Such a bad taste in monsters you have, human."

Flowey: -"I've been telling that to her from the beginning, but she wouldn't listen. At least that trashbag cares for her as well."

Alphys: -"Huh? Who are... *gasp* YOU!"

Y/N: -"Wait, Alphys, don't hurt him, please!" You immediately hugged the poor little flower away from her, fearing she'd burn him away.

Alphys: -"THAT SPOILED LITTLE PIECE OF-"

Flowey: -"IT'S YOUR FAULT I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING, NOW FIX IT!"

Alphys: -"HO HO! WHO, ME?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! PRINCE ASRIEL DIED A LONG TIME AGO! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SAD, STINKY LITTLE CREEPY FLOWER, AND I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING SOME TALKING GOLDEN FLOWER TEA RIGHT NOW!"

Y/N: -"Please Alphys, we need yor help!"

Alphys: -"WEEE?!"

Y/N: -"Please, listen, I don't know anything about your current projects, but I know about one that WILL impress King Asgore for sure. I-if you help me stay alive, I can offer you this project."

Alphys: -"And that is?"

Y/N: -"Revive Asriel and Chara into their former bodies."

Alphys: -"Heh, he heh, hehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She kept on laughing out loud as if you told the best joke she could hear in centuries, which made her look even scarier, her body had a few spasms going on and her legs were crossed really tight to avoid peeing herself.

Flowey: -"Wow... she lost it, right?"

Y/N: -"Shhh, let her to it, she'll definitely help us out." After she finished laughing her ass out, she took a few more moments to recover some air.

Alphys: -"Whoooo... Heh... That was something new. *sigh* Okay. So... How do you plan to do this, huh? Asriel's body turned to ashes, and Chara's body is nowhere to be found." Her face changed back to her serious/angry/sexy self.

Y/N: -"We only need some DNA from them, and we have it." The crazy dinosaur looked at you in disbelief, but curiosuty peaked through her mind enough to want to listen a bit more.

Alphys: -"You found his remains? Dust? Skin? Anything?"

Y/N: -"I'll tell you if you help me first."

Alphys: -"Deal, but if you dare betray me, I'll kill you both, and your body will serve as my next experiment. So it would be convenient for yo to behave properly, don't you think?"

Y/N: -"Don't worry, I just want to help. That's all."

Alphys: -"Huh... You're weirder than I imagined. Smart, but boring. I have no idea how could Sans fall in love with you. He's way pickier than his brother when it comes to females."

Y/N: -"Fell in love with me? Nah... He just likes the way I treat him, no big deal."

Alphys: -"Heh, playing tough, aren't we? Anyways, start telling me about this project while I work with a few things. Follow me."

Flowey: -"You know what? I'll stay here. Come back when you have the plan worked out, got it?"

Y/N: -"Sure thing. Be careful, okay?"

Flowey: -"Huh, says the one who's about to enter the hell hole. YOU be careful."

Y/N: -"Thanks, I will."

And so, you left the backpack right next to the giant TV and followed the crazy scientist.

Alphys started walking to the door that leads to the True Lab and you tried keeping as close to her as possible. The place was even dustier than the entrance, so you could only imagine how many monsters "fell down" here for it to look this way.

(Oh man, I'm starting to regret this plan... But I got no other choice. Okay, breathe in, breathe out... Here we go)

Y/N: -"Well, you already know part of the process. But you might need to change a few things in the way you reanimate the corpses." Surprise was the only reaction you got from her, and she crawled on top of you like a maniac while her face was just a few inches from yours.

Alphys: -"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT AM I WORKING WITH?! NOT EVEN UNDYNE KNOWS ABOUT THIS!" You took advantage of her position and held one hand on her waist and the other behind her neck and slowly massaging with the tip of your fingers. She let you go, but didn't move at all after that.

Her cheeks turned into a bright red color, her eyes widened while she softly breathed and started perceiving and enjoying your scent.

(Hmm, that's weird, Grillby didn't say anything about playing prince charming with her. Let's see how far can we go, shall we?)

Y/N: -"You're the Royal Scientist, and the king wants you to find out how to avoid death for when you go back to the surface. It's a huge honor and responsibility he put on your shoulders. I can't even imagine how hard it must be for you to work so hard with whatever the previous one left. Plus, the entire Underground talks about your discoveries non-stop. How could I not know about something so amazing?"

Alphys: -"H-how? T-they don't even p-pay attention to anything b-but themselves..."

Y/N: -"Well Darling, your signature is on every single electronic device I've seen so far, it's quite imposible not to look at that very sophisticated handwriting. Yes, hand-writing. Your attention to details is astounding. I can tell you do everything by yourself without any help. Of course, it's all Mettaton themed, but still, it's YOUR work rght there. Mettaton is just the image, but the obvious mastermind can only be you. Am I right, Sweetheart?"

You finished that last phrase with your eyelids half closed and your lips were so close to hers to the point she was so aroused by your ever so confident grasp on her.

Alphys: -"Well, I-I uh..." *gasp*

Her body shivered back and forth and her hands went all over your neck when your index fingernail traced her neck up and down. She couldn't help it. It was too much pleasure. You can tell Undyne rarely gave her what she really wanted, and needed.

Both: (Sorry Undyne, I'm gonna play with her just for a bit)