wewacian: more crazy people with even crazier letters
Sasuke: like that's possible...wuss...
wewacian: just listen to this next one
Hello! Sorry about that last chappie with Hiei and all...so I tied him up on my bedroom closet! Anyways I have someone else typing with me...
PervertedRetard: "Hey wazzup! I'm Kunoichi Flae Master's twin brother! My real name won't be revealed to you so just call me The Perverted Retard!
Me: "See Kakashi! He even admits he's a pervert!"
PervertedRetard: "Only 75 perverted and 25 retarded -snickers-"
Me: "Whatever! So now lets type some questions to them...So..."
PervertedRetard: "Me first! Hey wewacian, my sis has told me alot about you and the cast and I wanted to ask some questions to...first one goes to the lovely and beautiful Sakura, -goes down on one knee- Will you marry me?"
Me: "HEY!! You can't do that! I bet she'll turn you down, just like she did with Naruto!"
PervertedRetard: "Nuh-UH!"
Me: "Ya-huh!"
PervertedRetard: "Nuh-UH!"
Me: "Ya-huh!"
PervertedRetard: "Nuh-UH!"
Me: "Ya-huh!"
PervertedRetard: "Nuh-UH!"
Me: "Ya-huh!"
PervertedRetard: "Fine! We'll just she what she'll think"
Me: "Probably thinking you're out to rape her -laughs- Anywho, to everyone in the cast...Have you ever tried to escape from answering these letters and has wewacian let you out for fresh air once in a while?"
PervertedRetard: "That was just a stupid question! Ahem, Sasuke...do you think my sister is attractive?"
Me: "-tackles twin to the ground- YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"
PervertedRetard: "TELL THE TRUTH SASUKE! and the same question to Kiba!"
Me: "If thats your game, -smirks- Hey all the girls in the Naruto cast...in one word describe my brother!"
PervertedRetard: "Haha! You think that would scare me?"
Me: "Just you wait brother!"
Both: "Well thats it for now! Ja ne!"
wewacian: give up my five dollars
Sasuke: fine..-gives five dollars-...WAIT A SECOND WE DIDNT HAVE A BET
wewacian: heh...dumbass
Sakura: well...uhm...I cant marry you...because..I'm in love with the totally hot Shino...sorry...
wewacian: hey, she was right
Sakura: NO! I didnt hit him!
Wewacian: oh, so you like to abuse Naruto?
Sakura: I dont LIKE it...
wewacian: then why do you do it when he's just telling you something...
Sakura: well...I...
wewacian: -cough- racist..-cough-
Sakura: IM NOT A COUGH!
wewacian: YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!?
Sakura: YEAH!! MAYBE I DO!
wewacian: LET'S DO THIS THEN! WUSSCAKE!
both: -leaves the room-
Sasuke: nope...it's kinda nice in here...
Naruto: yeah, I agree with Sasuke...
Orochimaru: me to, no stress...free rent and food...and all I have to do is answer questions...plus no one is trying to kill or rape me
Akatsuki: -nod nod-
everyone else: yeah, it's not so bad...
Kiba: waitwatiwait...free food? where?
Orochimaru: over there..in the corner...on that table...
everyone except Orochimaru: FOOD! -jumps at table-
Orochimaru: pigs..-eats a sandwhich-
----later----
Sasuke:...no
Kiba: yeah
Sasuke: really?
Kiba: yeah, ask Akamaru, i even wrote it in my diar-journal
Sasuke: mhmm..
Sakura: seems kinda...stupid...
Ino: mhm..stupid...
Tsunade: I dont care
Kurenai: meh.
Anko:...sexy
everyone else: -spits out wine- WHAT!?!?
Anko: nothing...
Orochimaru: i have to agree with Anko
Anko: -shudder-
anyone I forgot: most likely it was 'ugly' or 'stupid' or 'meh'
Jiraiya-sensei, how much more Icha Icha Paradise are you gonna release and can I read it or can you send me one?
Orochimaru-sama, I'm one of your biggest fans! I just want to know, when you're gonna give up on Sasuke?
Itachi-san, can I borrow your akatsuki cloak and Kisame? has a little crush on Kisame for unknown reasons Wait lemme rephrase that, can I borrow your Akatsuki cloak and can I have Kisame?
Jiraiya: as much as I can
Kakashi:-sniff- he's a saint...
Lee: yes...yes he is...-rubs tears out of his eyes-
Jiraiya: finally people recognise my genius...
Kakashi and Lee: -hugs legs-
Tsunade: freaks...
Orochimaru: -le gasp- I have fans? and uh...i'll give up on him..when...I get his body
Sasuke: you'll never get my body, freak
Orochimaru: atleast I have a fan...
Sasuke: I have tons of fans...
Orochimaru: not since you joined me ya dont...now Shikimaru's top gun
Shikimaru: troublesome...
Orochimaru: that Shikimaru is all man...
Sakura:-tosses in through window-
Wewcian: -from outside- HAHA! I GUESS THAT TRAINING DIDNT PAY OFF THAT MUCH, DID IT?
Sakura: grr..-jumps thru window-
Naruto: wonder who'll win...
Itachi: no, I need my Akatsuki cloak...get your own...
Kisame: YEAH! you cant have me!
Itachi: no, she can
Kisame: -disapears to her room- Noooooooooo...
Itachi: finally...
Sasuke: I thought he'd never leave...he really freaks me out
Orochimaru: totally...-good guy pose-
Gai: MY EVERYOUTHLOVING EYES!
Tenten: I CANT FEEL MY YOUTH!
Anko: Who are you again? Hinata: It's called DENIAL! When you refuse to believe that something is true. It's really bad for you. You're still my favorite character, tied with Sasuke and Gaara. Sasuke: You totally rule and should still kill Itachi. Why don't you kill everyone close to him and then just wait for him to completely lose it? It's sensible. Itachi: You are...girly. What is with the edits self nail polish?! Kakashi: You're gay? screams I'm scarred for life. Shikamaru: Why are you so lazy? Naruto: Why can't you just die and never come back? Why? Bear: Who are you killing first? Entire cast: Who's the stupidest on the show?
Anko: -still hasnt moved-
Naruto: she...she was the second exam person...-pokes anko-
Hinata: denial about what?
Gaara: I think they were talking about...the...whole..being evil thing
Hinata: im NOT evil...
Gaara: yeah, i know but for some crazy reason other people think you are
Hinata: yeah...they're weird like that...-glares-
Sasuke: what and copy him? never...
Itachi: I didnt kill everyone close to you...
Sasuke: yeah, you did
Itachi: I didnt kill your beloved older brother...
Sasuke: yeah...but why would you kill yourself? that's just crazy...
Itachi: and killing my clan wasnt?
Sasuke: I dont think you did that...I mean why would your closest friend be in the family..
Itachi: uh.
Sasuke and Naruto: we love you Itachi -huggles-
Itachi:...am I no longer threatening Deidara?
Deidara: of course you're threatening weasel-kuun! -huggles-
Itachi: uh...erm...why am...hugging...nail polish...
Sasuke: you're so adorable Itachi -huggles tighter-
Naruto and Deidara: yeah...
Itachi: my...nailpolish...make me feel pretty...-confused-
Kakashi: im not gay!
Sakura: but..you're going out with Itachi
Kakashi: im bi...
Gai: AS EXPECTED FROM MY INCREDIBLY HIP RIVAL KAKASHI!
Kakashi: hm?
Gai and Tenten: CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIPNESS KAKASHI!
Shikimaru: im lazy because not being lazy is to troublesome...
Itachi: stop...the hugging please...
Naruto: well the reason I dont die and come back is...im the main character...and stuff...
Bear: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! -cough- british accent well I DID plan on killing that shark guy first but he disapeared...so ill just go murder that plant guy...
Zetsu: grah?
Bear: -attack-
Naruto: -filming- this is going ALL over the internet
Zetsu: MY FLY TRAP!
Naruto: heh...plant jokes..
Entire cast: I'd have to say the stupidest would be Tobi
Tobi: Tobi isnt stupid
Deidara: yes you are
Tobi: Dei-chan..how could you say such...look a sprinkler! -jumps thru it- HAHAHAHA! sprinkler!
Deidara: why is he even in the Akatsuki?
Zetsu: cause he's a good boy...
Deidara: not you to...
Tobi: Tobi is a very good boy!
Deidara: for the love of Hidan's god, NEXT LETTER!
Bob: OMGANOTHERHOBOHISTEVEYOURULE! KISAME HATES HOBOS SO CAN YOU BEAT HIM UP FOR ME PLEASE?!
Bella: -gives Gaara an apple- ...what? you said healthy. Kankuro, Bob told me you play with Barbies is that true?
Bob: ITACHI'S MINE! -hugs Itachi- SORRY I JUST DRANK ABOUT 15,689 SODAS! -foams at mouth-
Bella: o.o...ok then...Gaara is Hinata tortuing you? If so give her this -gives Gaara a pie- ifhinataeatsitshe'llexplode.
From, Bob the Hobo and Bella-QueenOfTehWaffles the Hobo-in-training
wewacian: Mr.TheHobo...I believe that you should tell this "Bob" person where you gained such expertese...
Steve: In the city of Fallen angels...where the ocean meets the sand, you must for a strong alliance...and the world's most awesome band..to find your trash and cardboard...through the valley you must walk, you will face your inner demons..now.go.my.bob.and.ROOOOOOCK! the hobo world
wewacian: that was beautiful Steve...
Steve: indeed it was...
wewacian: but why a band, steve?
Steve: well as any experienced hobo knows, to gain things in the hobo world, you must sing or play a song..duh
wewacian: of course..how foolish of me not to know...
Bear: I...believe we should move on...dont you think so Steven?
Steve: sounds good...and im afraid I cant beat up Kisame because he's been sentenced to a fate worse than death...
-----elsewhere--
fangirl: Kisame! I found that dress I was talking about for hours earlier...I want you to wear it for all my friends...
Kisame in the closet: -panicing and shifty eyed- oh god...she's getting closer...I cant take anymore of these clothes and rants about Itachi and me...
fangirl: -opens door- oh there you are! come with me...
Kisame: no..no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
---back in the room--
Gaara: -eats apple- thanks...and he DOES play with barbies...
Kankuro: THEY'RE FOR PRACTICING!
Gaara: then why do you have the dreamhouse to?
Kankuro: um...-shoves Gaara and runs away-
Gaara: YOU CANT SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS BY BEING A SISSY!!
Kankuro : YES I CAN!
Gaara: WUSS!
Itachi: oh...more hugging...fantastic...WHY HAVENT YOU THREE LET GO YET!
Naruto: we'd let go but we love you to much!
Sasuke: yeah!
Deidara: yeah, un!
Gaara: -glances at Hinata- uh..n-no she's not -whispers- help me...
Hinata: is that a pie, Gaara-kun?
Gaara: uh...no?
Hinata: I think it is...
Gaara: w-would you like some?
Hinata: NO I FLIPPING HATE PIE! -slaps it out the window onto Sakura's face-
Sakura: -from outside- WHO THE HELL IS THROWING PIES!?!
wewacian: -from outside- DIE ALREADY!!
Sakura: NEVER!
wewacian: THEN EAT STEEL BITCH!
Sakura: AUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY SPLEIN!!!
Itachi: .. please let go...I dont want your hugs...
Bear: -jumps out the window-
Sakura: SICKING YOUR BEAR ON ME EH? WELL EAT THIS BEAR!
Bear: RAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Sakura: ME LEGS!
---end---
send in some longer letters with more comedic potential darnit!