Me: (shaking Romania while screaming) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
England: ALRIGHT, WHO LET BUDGIE EAT GUMMY BEARS AND KIT-KATS?!
Norway: I did.
England and Romania: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Norway: (shrugs) Budgie promised to give my group a long chapter if I got treats for author-chan. Everyone agreed.
Finland: Yes! I did let Norway give Budgie gummy bears and Kit-kats.
Sweden: I'm f'ne if m' wife agr's.
Iceland: Budgie promised me a 10-pound bag of licorice. So yeah, I agreed.
Denmark: …Couldn't…resist…the…puppy…eyes…so…CUTE! aru (faints, has China moment)
England: NORWAY! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THE AUTHOR EAT TO MANY GUMMY BEARS AND KIT-KATS!
Norway: Eh…Budgie writes an extra crazy chapter?
Romania: Exactly!
Me: (makes derpy face) ERMAHGURD ITS MAH BOOTIFUL BOWRAIN! CAHM HERE MAY PRESSIOUS! (runs into wall) NUUUUU! NOTHING SHALL SEPARATE ME AND MAH LOVELY ROWBAIN!
Romania: IT'S HAPPENING AGAINNNNN (flies off on a vampire cape)
England: ITS TAKING OVAH OUR SANYTIES-grammar nazi tim.
MEH: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIMAGUMMYBEARANDTRYINGTODERPANDITSFAILINGIMJUSTTALKINGRELLYFAST-(takes a breath)-ANDENANDENANDENANDENANDENimma go look for treasure. Theres none lol
Norway: imma flah off on a nordic cross lol (flies away on a giant cross)
Roma: ERMAHgurd I figured out the cure.
Iggy: wat is it?
Romania: (points back to me) Budgie's already asleep.
Norway: Finally…um…what happens to the other stories besides this?
England: Hopefully Budgie'll be back to normal and can properly write chapters.
Romania: I heard that she may be close to fi-mmph!
Norway: (duct-tapes Romania's mouth shut) Quiet! Don't give it away!
England: Well…I guess it's over?
Norway: (waves) See you next time on Hetalia crack. I look forward to meeting you with my family.
England: Even though you bribed Budgie to do it...
Romania: Bye!
Others: Bye!
Hullo! Yes, I was sugar high when I wrote this. So if it doesn't make any sense, I'm sorry. But hey, this is Hetalia Crack! Don't do crack, kids. ...Yeah! I'll see you next week!
~Budgies R Cute