A/N: Wow, I love my cousin. Three chapters in three days! Mental block: take that, hah!

Oh and by the way, I'm going to set my cousin on the next person who sends me a one-syllable review. She will come and squash you with her giant chocolate bunny (Easter present) and then where will you be? Seriously, check out my reviews. I swear I've had more people saying 'ya!' and 'lol' (you know who you are) that's why this chapter is dedicated to JaliceCullen (I kinda promised to dedicate chapter 8 to her but I was caught up in all the excitement about my cousin staying and I just plum forgot. Sorry ): I feel awful! )

Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure that I haven't put a disclaimer in a while, so just keep it in mind that this disclaimer applies to all chapters of 'College, Here I Come!' unless specifically stated otherwise. Disclaimer: All character's are the property of Stephanie Meyer. I do not own any of them

Chapter 10: Strange Reactions

APOV

Jasper really doesn't look good with no hair, and permanent marker? What was I thinking? Now I was going out with 'the freak.' I should have listened to Rose and stuck with turning Jasper into a human popsicle. He is going to kill me at lunch!

***

I saw him immediately when he strode into the cafeteria. Well, he was kind of hard to miss, and boy was he attracting a lot of funny looks. I mean, my god; it's not that funny seeing a guy with I heart dicks on his forehead. Surely the football jocks get that all the time?

JPOV

There she was, the little pixie I was in love with! Although I may just have to overlook that for tonight. Revenge is the sweetest thing, even if you deserved the thing that she does to you!

I picked up Alice, I swear to God she weighs less then a feather, and, ignoring her high-pitched squeals, carried her right through the cafeteria and outside. Emmett met me by the door carrying a very annoyed looking Rose bridal-style.

"Emmett, if you don't put me down right now, we will not be having sex for a month"

"Sorry babe, no can do. Under strict orders from Captain I heart Dicks over there"

"I made him swear that no matter what you threatened him with, he wouldn't give in"

That was such a good idea, I'm so glad Bella reminded me that Rose would play the no-sex-for-a-month excuse.

Edward then emerged from the cafeteria with a disgruntled Bella on his back. Bella didn't look to pleased with this arrangement but from the spaced out look on Edward's face, he was more than happy.

"Emmett, Jasper, why am I being kidnapped? I was in on the whole thing?!"

"This isn't our plan, ask Edward"

I winked slyly at Edward out of the corner of my eye. Then I watched Edward squirm under Bella's intense scrutiny.

EPOV

Oh god, did Bella have any idea what she was doing to me? All I had wanted was an excuse to carry her out the cafeteria and feel her small warm body pressed up against my larger one.

"Jazz, really, lying's a crime. You told me to get Bella because she had helped Rose and Alice with your torture"

It was believable, at least. But that was as good as it got when Bella was getting a piggyback on MY back. I think I had reached some kind of personal high.

BPOV

I could interrogate Edward later, because at the moment we needed to get inside. There was a storm coming and it was going to be big.

We were half way there when the thunder started. Lightning flashed across the sky turning it from blue to amber. The thunderclouds gathered quickly. Sitting in the sky like the softest blanket. Their colors ranged from blue to black. With the higher percentage being black. I was starting to feel scared. I'd always hated thunderstorms and the sudden proximity of this one was starting to freak me out. It brought me back to when I was a child, hiding under the stairs from the nasty 'witnin.'

Rosalie was screeching something about her hair getting wet and how Emmett was going to pay for this, but I couldn't concentrate on it. Edward broke out into a flat-out sprint. I guessed that he had noticed my discomfort. Emmett and Jasper quickly followed suit.

We were all drenched when we reached the boy's apartment. They were on the top floor, so the boys still had a little way to go but at least we were in the warm and the dry (and Rosalie had finally stopped complaining.) Then the electrics went out! Although I did happen to notice that a rather girly scream came from somewhere near Emmet. (Who wasn't holding Rosalie anymore, but I had a feeling that he might be soon.)

The blue-black skies changed to pure black as the night settled in. It was decided that the girls were going to stay with the boys tonight. The girls were for walking home but the boys (being overprotective, cocky boys) put their foot down.

"We did it the democratic way and voted about what to do. It was a tie, so suck it. You're staying here tonight and that is final."

That was Edward, as you may have guessed.

RPOV

This was so stupid; I mean we only had to walk half a mile down the road. But no, apparently we weren't capable of doing that. Just like we weren't capable of walking here on our own two feet.

Boys suck, although the thunderstorm had driven the thought of getting revenge right out of the boys' heads, or so I thought.

Emmett was the one who remembered, I always knew that he was secretly the brain of their mini-clique; even if he didn't always act like it.

"Guys, isn't this the perfect time to get revenge?"

Then the electrics went out again. There was a scramble to get torches and a lot of crashes as various people (Emmett) walked into things (everything that got in his way.) It wasn't his fault that he was big though.

"Right girls, time for some horror movies"

My god, he could be so stupid sometimes, even if he was 'the brain'

"Emmet, there's no electricity. That means no TV, no cooker, no heating, no Xbox"

"NOOOO! No X-Box? But I'm on level 29 of Rayman Raving Rabbits. I can't stop now!"

"We'll just have to have fun the old-fashioned way"

I swear Edward looked like a vampire when he said that; and the way Bella was leaning up against him with her eyes closed made it look like she was his previous meal"

"Bella? You're freaking me out, you look like a corpse!"

Bella didn't respond, she didn't even twitch.

"Bella? Bella!"

Edward was feeling for Bella's pulse.

"I can feel it, she's not dead."

"What's wrong with her then?"

"I don't know Alice, but I think that she needs to go to a hospital. Fast."