Oh yeah. Just for the record, I don't know when exactly all this takes place. It's just the perfect time period where everything works out perfectly. No Rukia in the closet, Grimmjow's got his arms, uh...well, whatever...Just wanted to get that out there. I DON'T OWN BLEACH. Derp.
"Uh, Ichigo?"
"Yeah?"
"Where am I supposed to stay? I don't have any money..."
"You could stay at my house."
Woo-hoo. First date and you're already allowed in his room. Nice!
Oh, just shut up. I don't believe Nnoitra actually left me here...
Hey, he's a bastard.
No duh...
"I don't want to be a burden to your family or anything...seems awfully rude to me..."
"Nah, they won't mind."
"Who all lives at your house?"
"My dad and my sisters."
"What about your mother?"
"My mother died when I was young."
"Oh...I'm so sorry...I shouldn't have asked..."
"You didn't know. What about your parents?"
Gee, Koutetsu, what about my parents?
Hey, can't tell you. Classified. But they are dead.
"Both of my parents are dead...I've kind of been living on my own my whole life."
"I'm sorry..."
"S'okay. Are you sure I can stay at your place?"
"It's not a problem, really."
"Because I can always sleep out on the sidewalk."
"I'm not going to let you sleep on a sidewalk."
"They really aren't all that uncomfortable."
"Yori..."
"Really, after a while your back just kind of goes numb, and then it doesn't hurt anymore!"
"Do you have a fear of houses or something?"
"Yes."
"Why...?"
"Uh, because when I was a kid my cousin told me a story about a haunted house. And then I fell down the stairs. And then I got taken to the hospital. I broke my leg. And I moped around for like, a year before everything healed. But, it all comes back...to the...house...I guess..."
"Um, so you're scared of houses because of a story?"
"No, it's because I broke my leg in my house."
"So why don't you have a fear of stairs?"
"Because my cousin told me that story. See?"
"Uh, no. This is hard."
"That's what she said."
"...What?"
"Never mind...Okay, I was lying..."
"I figured that..."
"So I guess I have to stay at your house."
"I guess so."
He smiled.
Well, that was about the worst thing you could have come up with. I'm sorry, but you really suck...
That was pretty pathetic...
Do I have to do everything?
Er, no, you just have to think. I'm like, do all the walking and stuff.
True. You should ask him if he likes puppies.
Uh. Why?
Because everyone likes puppies! If he doesn't, he's a bad person!
"Um. Do you like puppies?"
"...Why?"
"Oh, no reason..."
"Uh, sure?"
*SILENCE*
Oh my god. You ACTUALLY asked him. You ARE stupid...
You said to!
Have you EVER listened to anything I say?! You must be sick!
I do feel a little weird.
Probably because you're intentionally using a cute defenseless boy to get information. You're going to be sexually seducing him and then he'll fall in love with you and then you'll rip his heart. Literally and figuratively.
...Sounds painful.
Extremely so.
...
...
...
Well?? Are you gonna say something??
No. I don't have anything to say.
Ichi probably thinks you're insane now. You just ask him if he likes puppies then shut up.
Hey, that was your fault-Ichi?!
Ichi, Grimmy, ChiChi, Nnoity, Ulqui, Ginny, and so on...
Disturbing...what about Aizen?
Uh. Aizeny? Aizy...? Hmm. I'll have to think about that. Get back to me.
Um, sure.
"Yori? Are you okay?"
"Huh? Yeah, I'm fine?"
"You were just silent for a while and...making interesting expressions..."
"Oh...I was just...thinking. About...life..."
"Okay...Anyway, we're at my house..."
She looked up from the ground.
"Should I go in?"
"Um, yes. That's kind of why I brought you here."
"O-Of course..."
Epic fail. What kind of question was that?
Shut up...
It's like someone offering you ice cream. 'Should I eat it?' No, you just get to STARE at it.
Shut up. Go fuck yourself.
That's what SHE said. I don't believe you said that either...
Fuck off...You're stupid.
So's your MOM.
So's your FACE!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Oh no you did-ent!
O yes I d-id!
You're gay!
I know you are, but what am I?
AND YOUR POINT WOULD BE?!
SO'S YOUR MOM!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! OH YEAH? YEAH!
WELL THEN!
Okay...this went way off track...
That's what she sa-
Don't. Just don't...We sound like seventh grade girls yelling random stupid things...
Good point.
Luckily, the shouting only lasted a few seconds, so Ichigo failed to noticed Yori's/Chihana's inner conflict....
She walked in the house.
"Welcome home, Ichigo! Oh, who's this?"
A small girl was cooking something.
Another girl sat at the table. She looked older.
"Yori. She's a friend of mine. She's gonna stay here."
"Oh, okay! I'm Yuzu, that's Karin!"
He's got two sisters. Yuzu and Karin.
Okay. So?
You're supposed to be collecting information. They could be used as hostages.
Two little girls? Harsh. I like it.
"Nice to meet you both."
Yuzu smiled. Karin ignored everything.
This is gonna be fun.
She ate the food Yuzu made. She had met Ichigo's father. She bathed. And now...
"Why the hell do I have to dress in his clothes?!" she mumbled, looking in the mirror.
Well, are you going to wear your filthy clothes to bed? Besides, he's the same size as you.
"With a few major differences...."
She was wearing one of Ichigo's t-shirts, and a simple pair of sweat pants.
But they were made for boys...
Her breasts wear incredibly tight in the shirt, and it made them look rather large...
The pants clung to the figure of her legs oddly, fluttering around where they curved, and stretching over the bigger parts like her hips.
"My hips are not that big..."
Szayel made the gigai. He hasn't seen your body enough.
"Thank god...But still...I look..."
Extremely sexy for wearing a t-shirt and sweat pants.
"They were made for boys! It's not my fault!"
Did you expect the kid to have girl's clothes with him?!
"...Ugh. What's he gonna say?"
Probably nothing. He'll just stare at you a lot and blush.
She sighed and walked out of the bathroom and to Ichigo's room, where she was regretfully staying.
"He's even going to be in the same room as me when I'm sleeping..."
It'll give you experience.
She went in Ichigo's room.
"Um, so should I sleep the floor?"
Ichigo looked up.
His face turned a deep red.
Told you.
Hmm...I'm tired...
You have to keep up conversation.
Do it for me...
...Five minutes. Then you gotta think for yourself.
"U-Uh, I'll sleep on the floor, you can have my bed..."
Oh, but I don't want you to give up your bed just for me...
Mh...
"Oh, but I don't want you to give up your bed just for me..."
"It's fine, really..."
I'll sleep on the floor.
"I'll sleep on the floor."
Koutetsu thought of a great idea to further progress this fun.
"You can't sleep on the floor..."
But you can't possibly be comfortable sleeping on the floor.
"But you can't possibly be comfortable sleeping on the floor."
"Well, not really...but..."
Koutetsu grinned evilly internally.
Y-You could always sleep on the bed with me, K-Kurosaki-kun...
"Y-You could always sleep on the bed with me, K-Kurosaki-kun..."
Ichigo's face returned to a bright red.
Chihana suddenly realized what Koutetsu had just told her to say.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hey, you asked me to think for you.
I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!
I told you you would gain experience. Too late now. You get to sleep with him...
I don't WANT to sleep with him!
Gain information. Guys talk most when they're in bed with a girl in tight clothes. And they're HIS clothes, too.
So?
It just adds something. There's a girl I like in MY clothes. Kinda sexy.
Chihana blushed.
"Um, I-I, mean, only if you're comfortable with that, Ichigo..."
She twirled a strand of her hair around her finger, and her other hand played with her shirt.
"U-Uh, s-sure, I guess..."
She walked slowly over to his bed and sat down next to him.
Her breasts rubbed against his arm as she leaned on him.
She breathed on his neck.
"You're really hot, Ichigo. Is something wrong?"
Gee, I dunno. A girl's like, sexually harrassing him...
Psh. I KNOW that...this is your fault....
At least he's cute.
...True.
"A-Ah, n-nothing's wrong..."
"Okay. Goodnight."
She laid down on the bed, taking up as little space as possible.
Ichigo looked confused.
Uh, what just happened?!
I'm trying to sleep.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO-
Have sex with him? No, thanks.
Not necessarily have sex with him...Just get more information out of him...
It can wait. I'm tired.
Hmph.
So. Chapter 10. You know the whole review deal. Of course, most everyone ignores it anyway. PLEAZ! I NEEDZ REVIEWZ! OR I DIEZ! THEN YOU WON'T KNOW THE END OF THE STORY! Ahem. I'd also appreciate any questions for Koutetsu. I was thinking about doing a Q&A session with Koutetsu. So any questions you'd like to offer will be used. Don't have a deadline yet. I'll put one in the next chapter. I'd really like some questions, I don't care if they're your homework questions, I just want some cause my made up questions suck. So, if you write 'Wahts 4 timez 3' I don't really care. I JUST NEED QUESTIONZ. Please and thank you, love and kisses to all who actually care about reading this - KrazyKyuubi