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A/N: Yay! Exam period! I'm so excited (please note the sarcasm...) Yes, it is exam period. I will try to continue updating as often as I have been, but I can't guarantee it'll be quite as fast. I apologize.
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Sasuke padded over to the bed across the room, shoving its occupant in the arm. He had woken up, showered, dressed, and even finished an assignment, and the blond still wasn't up. Sasuke shoved him again, and all he received for his efforts was a groan.
"Get up, moron, it's late enough."
"Fuck off, Sasuke-bastard." the blond muttered from beneath his blankets.
"You won't be able to get to sleep tonight if you don't get up now. It's already two-thirty."
"S'my problem, isn't it?" was the sleepy reply. Sasuke sighed, leaning forward on the bed.
"Do you remember what happened last time I told you to get up and you didn't?" A small hole appeared in the blankets and a sleepy blue eye appeared, staring out at the raven.
"You wouldn't." Sasuke yanked the blankets off the blond.
Apparently, he would.
"Dammit, Sasuke!" Naruto hollered, sitting bolt upright.
"Get out of bed yourself, or I'll pull you out. Your choice." The raven insisted as he moved out of Naruto's reach, still holding his blanket.
"You are one sadistic bastard, you know that?" Naruto grumbled as he slid off the bed, rubbing the back of his head. "Shit, I feel awful."
"I would, too, if I fell asleep in those clothes." Sasuke motioned Naruto's jeans and hoodie. "That can't be comfortable." Naruto just shrugged.
He then proceeded to pull off his clothes, leaving them in his wake as he walked to his closet. Sasuke's hands tightened on the blanket as he watched him move. He still had his shirt and boxers on by the time he reached the closet, but he looked like he was about to take those off.
"Si-since when do you change in front of me?" Sasuke choked out, cursing himself for sounding like a lovesick puppy.
The blonde turned to him, and he steeled his face into a look of indifference, hoping the drool on his chin wouldn't give him away.
"You saw me naked twice last night. Somehow, I doubt you're going to see anything you haven't already seen." The blond pulled off his shirt, and Sasuke hastily spun around, feeling like an idiot.
He knew if Naruto took off his boxers, he would jump him. Somehow, he didn't think that molesting his roommate was a good idea, especially now that he was pretty sure said roommate wasn't gay.
I'm going to have to do something about that, Sasuke thought with a sigh, throwing Naruto's blankets back onto his bed. The question is, how do you convert a straight guy?
"Hey, bastard." Sasuke turned his head, and froze. Oh my God! Holy shit! SweetJesusMarymotheroffuckingGodohmyGodohfuckmeshitless!
Naruto was facing him. Completely naked. Oblivious to the war in Sasuke's head. Half of him was telling him to look down that tanned body, while the other half was forcing his eyes to remain fixed on the blond's.
"Do you want to head off and get food when I'm done?" Naruto pulled on a pair of boxers, and Sasuke couldn't decide if he was upset, or relieved. He chose the latter, letting out an almost inaudible sigh.
"Whatever." He turned back to his desk and strode over to it, slamming into his chair and pulling out his biology book.
"What did I do?" Naruto asked, confused, from behind him.
"Nothing." Sasuke muttered.
"Shit, man. For someone who woke me up, you're pretty grouchy." the blond muttered.
Sasuke winced. He had no reason to be mad at the blond. After all, it wasn't Naruto's fault he didn't know Sasuke was gay. It wasn't Naruto's fault Sasuke was gay. And it certainly wasn't Naruto's fault that he was drop-dead gorgeous and particularly well endowed.
Sasuke looked up, as if speaking to a God he didn't even believe in. Why do you hate me?
"You coming?" He spun around to see the blond fully clothed, raking his hand through his blond hair.
"Yeah." Sasuke stood up and grabbed his keys and meal card, the two of them leaving the room.
They went to the cafeteria, and had a peaceful meal, the two of them discussing their various opinions of their professors. Sasuke knew most of them on a personal level, so it was harder, but he told Naruto he'd gotten off easy with Genma as opposed to Gai.
"Hey, I have an idea." Naruto said around a mouthful of pasta. "Tomorrow, you don't have class when I have Anatomy, so you should come hang out with me in that class. In return, I'll go to your Geology class. I want to meet this 'Gai Maito' character, anyway."
"Trust me, you don't." Sasuke insisted.
"No, seriously. Come on." He kicked Sasuke lightly under the table. "It'll be entertaining."
With a defeated sigh, the raven agreed.
They finished their meal and were heading back to their room, when they bumped into Chouji and Shikamaru.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" The lazy teen shrugged at Naruto's inquiry.
"I heard from Shino that we won. He picked the Cheese (1) to have the party. It's tonight."
"Sweet!" Naruto bounced around excitedly as Chouji spoke. "Booze and women for all!"
Sasuke winced at this, but said nothing. After bidding the other two farewell, they returned to their room to hang out. As Sasuke closed the door behind them, he thought of something.
"Say, Naruto?"
"Hm?" the blond inquired.
"How did you get all those people naked on the bus?" Naruto just stared at him before looking away and shrugging.
"Must be my charm." He turned back, grinning at the raven. Sasuke frowned.
"I saw you handing out paper." Naruto's grin dropped.
"Just let it go, okay, Sasuke." Naruto walked to his bed and jumped up onto it, grabbing a manga and beginning to read it. Sasuke walked towards Naruto's bed, hands in his pockets.
"Will I ever find out?" he inquired.
"I'll tell you when I'm ready." was the blond's reply as he continued to read.
Knowing he wasn't going to get anything more from his roommate, Sasuke went to his computer and began to watch a movie. Ten minutes in, Naruto had joined him at his desk, sitting in his own chair, the two of them watching it in silence.
Sasuke's head hurt.
Sasuke's eyes hurt.
Sasuke's butt hurt.
To put it plainly, all of Sasuke hurt.
He hardly saw how allowing them to throw a party was a prize for everything they did. Given, the Ipods were nice, but the party? Unnecessary. Sasuke would've preferred if the six of them had just gone downtown to grab a bite or something.
Of course, the other five were having the time of their lives. And who could blame them? It was Sasuke's own fault for not liking women, and he knew it. What he hated, though, was that women loved him. He'd spent the better part of the night trying to fade out of existence to stop girls from pinching his butt. He didn't know what their fascination was with it, but it was annoying.
He'd managed to fade from view, climbing onto the floor above to hide in the projection room. He had a beer, and a perfect view of Naruto, so he wasn't complaining. Besides, he could hear the music, so what did it matter?
The raven watched Naruto dance with girl after girl, probably being the most popular guy there after Sasuke. Since the Uchiha had hidden, though, that left only Naruto and thousands of rabid, hungry, drooling girls. Sasuke almost wanted to go save him, but then he'd be seen. No, Naruto could take care of himself. Besides, the raven thought bitterly, he doesn't look too upset about the attention.
That was when the blond suddenly jumped onto a table. Girls started screaming as he began to slowly pull off his shirt. Sasuke's hand clenched, unconsciously crushing the can of beer in his hand.
"What does he think he's doing?!" Sasuke growled aloud to himself.
"Giving the girls a show." Sasuke spun around, startled, as Shino came towards him. "He doesn't know it bothers you."
"It doesn't bother me." Sasuke grumbled, turning back to look at the blond.
"So the way your hands are clenched—that's just normal, right?" Shino teased, coming up beside Sasuke. The Uchiha just grunted, unclenching his fist and throwing the destroyed can into the nearby garbage. Naruto had kicked off his shoes at this point, and was working on his pants.
"Does he know?"
"Know what?" Sasuke demanded.
"That you're gay and you want him."
Sasuke said nothing to this for a long while, thinking of all the lies he could throw out at Shino. But then, what was the point? It was obvious he knew.
"No, he doesn't." he finally replied.
"Naruto seems easygoing." Shino commented as the blond's pants flew into the crowd of screaming girls. "He wouldn't care if you were gay. You liking him might concern him a bit, though."
"Are you here to give me advice, or state the obvious?" Sasuke asked dryly.
"I'm just saying you should probably try not to look at him the way you were last night. At least, not to his face." Shino smirked at the raven.
"I'll keep that in mind." Sasuke muttered.
Naruto was now standing on the table in his socks and boxers. The blond was gyrating his hips. It was sending the girls wild—and they weren't the only ones drooling over the blond. Sasuke couldn't get his eyes off him, no matter how much he told himself to look away.
"That's the look I'm talking about." Sasuke's head whipped around to Shino, who seemed amused. "I'll see you later, Sasuke." The other boy left the room, leaving Sasuke alone to stare at the blond.
His fists clenched as Naruto held his hand out to Sakura, inviting her up onto the table with him. She hastily climbed on and began to grind with Naruto. Sasuke was seeing red.
"He rivals you in yumminess, Sasuke." The raven spun around to see Ino slowly walking towards him. "And he seems more willing than you. Jealous Naruto's getting more attention than you?"
Sasuke wasn't jealous of Naruto. He was jealous of the girls. Most especially Sakura, right now.
Ino came up beside Sasuke, looking out at Naruto, "Hot damn! You get a much better view from up here." She grinned as her eyes scanned the half-naked boy on the table. Sasuke wanted to pull her filthy eyes out for daring to look at his Naruto!
Sasuke looked back out at his roommate, and saw Sakura running her hands along his chest.
"You seem to get more and more jealous by the second, Sasuke. Wishing she'd do that to you?" Ino teased with a smirk.
Sasuke would admit it. Yes, he was jealous. However, the only thing he was jealous about was the fact that Sakura could run her hands along Naruto's chest, and he couldn't.
"You should know something about me, Ino." Sasuke stated calmly. The blonde girl beside him waited patiently, wondering what exactly he was planning on telling her. Sasuke turned to look at her, his eyes hard. "I'm gay, so the only person I'm jealous of right now is Sakura."
Ino burst into hysterical laughter. "Good one, Sasuke." She continued to laugh. "You? Gay?" She leaned against the wall to keep her balance because she was laughing so hard.
"Believe what you want, it's the truth." Sasuke turned back to watch the two dancing on the table. Naruto looked so damn happy. Sasuke had had enough.
Without a word to Ino, Sasuke turned and left the room, heading back down to the large area below. He pushed through a group of girls who grabbed for his shirt, trying to get him to dance with them. His glare sent them scurrying away. He suspected it was more venomous than usual, because they normally didn't back off so fast.
He made his way to the table where Naruto and Sakura were still dancing, the two of them dangerously close to kissing. Sasuke suspected they would in a few minutes if they didn't right now. The raven slapped his roommate in the shin, forcing Naruto to look down.
"Sasuke!" he boomed.
"You like getting naked, don't you?" Sasuke hadn't meant for it to come out as harsh as it had. The blond noticed, because he frowned and let Sakura go, bending down to be at eye-level with Sasuke.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"I'm heading back." Sasuke grumbled.
"Why?"
"I don't want to stay."
"Oh." Naruto was disappointed.
He hadn't seen much of Sasuke during the entire party and the thought of Sasuke not enjoying himself made Naruto feel bad for having such a good time.
"Hey, if you help me find my clothes, I'll go back with you." Sasuke's eyes lit up, but his face remained impassive.
"Deal."
"Sorry, babe. I'll see you later." Naruto called to Sakura, who'd been watching the whole exchange in silence.
Naruto and Sasuke pushed through the crowd to get his things. Sasuke had to wrestle Naruto's shirt from a girl who refused to give it up, but a threatening look that promised her sweet and painful death made her let go. He found Naruto by the door, already wearing his pants and shoes, his hoodie in his hand. He threw the blond's shirt to him as he grabbed his own hoodie from the table by the door, and the two of them left.
"I'm sorry you didn't have a good time." Naruto said as they walked back to Vanier.
"Not your fault, Naruto."
"What happened?" Sasuke glanced at his roommate before looking straight ahead again.
"I don't like being places packed with girls. They always try to attach themselves to me."
"And that's a bad thing because..." Naruto trailed off so Sasuke could finish the sentence.
Sasuke sighed, wishing he could tell Naruto the truth, but knowing he couldn't. Not yet.
"Because they don't see me as Sasuke Uchiha, they see me as a gorgeous guy they can just have if they try hard enough."
"Modest and gorgeous." Naruto teased. "Will wonders never cease?"
"I'm serious." the raven snapped.
Naruto sighed at Sasuke's tone, his smile fading. "Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's your standoffishness that makes it hard for anyone to get close to you? I mean, take our first day here. You wouldn't even hold the fucking door for me." Sasuke winced.
"I'm not a people person." he grumbled.
"I have an idea." Naruto said, swinging his arm around Sasuke's shoulders in a friendly gesture. "Tell me which girl you like, and I'll help you out with her. I'm not bad with the ladies—until they know my last name, at least." Naruto sighed explosively before turning to Sasuke with a grin. "So spill. Who is she?"
"I don't like a girl." Sasuke insisted.
"What? You liar!" Naruto shoved Sasuke away from him playfully. "I've seen that look in your eye. You've got someone in mind. You can tell me, I'm not going to steal her or anything." He grinned at Sasuke. "Of course, I can't guarantee she won't fall in love with me after finding out how wonderful I am."
"Modest and wonderful." Sasuke teased, repeating Naruto's own words. "Will wonders never cease?"
"Ha, ha." Naruto stuck his tongue out at Sasuke. "Smartass."
They walked on in silence, Sasuke's hands in his pockets and Naruto's clasped together behind his head.
"The truth is," Sasuke whispered, almost too low for Naruto to hear, "I don't think the person I like can ever like me back."
"You're insane, Sasuke." Naruto rolled his eyes. "You're a good guy once you've taken your stop-being-a-bastard pills. And you're not half-bad to look at." The blond shrugged. Sasuke's eyes widened, but he made sure not to look at Naruto.
"Thanks." he whispered.
The rest of the way home was carried out in silence.
"You're a good guy once you've taken your stop-being-a-bastard pills. And you're not half-bad to look at."
Sasuke frowned as he lay on his back on his bed, both hands behind his head. What had Naruto meant when he said that? Was he subtly hinting he was gay, but didn't know how to tell Sasuke? It wasn't like guys walked around all the time telling each other they "weren't half-bad to look at."
Sasuke rolled onto his side, staring at Naruto as he slept in the bed across the room. His head was above the covers for once, one arm thrown over his eyes and the other dangling off the bed.
He didn't know what to make of Naruto. On the one hand, he was so flirtatious with the girls, and on the other, he seemed to say certain things that suggested he either didn't know he was talking to another guy in a way most didn't, or he knew exactly what he was doing and he was sending messages to Sasuke.
Sasuke couldn't decide because, in all honesty, he knew Naruto had never had many friends. For him to suddenly have all of these friends—it was probably new to him. He didn't know how to act with them. But he's only ever said that to me, Sasuke insisted to himself.
So you think. He might have said it to Kiba or someone else, his inner self argued.
But Kiba would've called him on it and told him not to say things like that, he argued with himself.
Not unless Kiba's gay and has a thing for Naruto, too.
Fuck, that dog-face better not try to dig his claws into my Naruto!
He's not yours.
Not yet, you mean.
You keep telling yourself that.
Don't make me come in there and beat you into non-existence!
I'd like to see you try!
Sasuke was more than happy to continue arguing with—himself, when Naruto stirred and spoke.
"Sasuke." Sasuke sat bolt upright, turning to the blond with wide eyes.
Oh dear God. He's still asleep, and he practically moaned my name!
The blonde stirred, rolling onto his side so he was facing Sasuke. "Come on, Sasuke." he mumbled, his eyebrows furrowed.
Sasuke's mouth went dry as his heart began jackhammering in his chest. Slowly, he climbed out of bed, walking across the room to Naruto.
"I know that's not all you've got!" Sasuke's heart beat even faster. Was—was Naruto dreaming what Sasuke thought he was?!
Oh God, oh God, oh God... Sasuke's hand was shaking as he reached for Naruto's shoulder to shake him awake. He didn't know what he was going to say to the blond yet, but he'd figure it out when sky blue eyes stared into his own black abysses.
"Bullshit, you've got more money than that, now buy me more ramen!" Sasuke's hand froze a few centimetres from Naruto's shoulder.
Ramen? His inner self burst into fits of laughter. Sasuke himself couldn't decide whether to follow suit, or break down and cry. With a sigh, he let his hand drop and stood beside Naruto, defeated. The blond obviously had no idea what he was doing when he'd told Sasuke he wasn't bad looking.
"I'm going to have to have a cold shower eight times a day." the raven muttered, crawling back into bed and turning his back to the blond.
Across the room, blue eyes opened sleepily, pondering what Sasuke had meant when he'd said those words. He'd woken up when the raven had sighed, confused as to why Sasuke was beside his bed. Shrugging it off, he turned his back on Sasuke as well, and went back to sleep.
"I can't. Believe. I'm sitting here." Sasuke admitted. "Genma is going to have a field day."
"It can't be that bad." Naruto insisted as he pulled out his books.
"Oh, no. It's that bad." Sasuke insisted.
Neji and Tenten had called Naruto earlier that morning to say they weren't coming. Tenten's mother was in the hospital, and Neji was driving her home to see her. Naruto had assured them he would lend them his notes when they got back.
So, that left Naruto and Sasuke alone. They were in the second row, and the closest people to the front. After the first two days, most people had migrated to the back because Genma freaked them out so much.
"Sasuke!" The bellow was probably heard throughout the entire building.
"Like I said, it is that bad." Genma appeared beside him instantly, grabbing the boy in a huge hug. Sometimes, Sasuke didn't know who was worse: Gai, or Genma.
"How are you? Why are you sitting with Naruto? Oh my God! Have you finally—"
"Hi, Genma, nice to see you, too." Sasuke interrupted with a look in his eye. Genma noticed it. He just chose to ignore it.
"So, Naruto! Why are you sitting here with Sasuke?" He waggled his eyebrows at the blond. Sometimes, Naruto wished Genma hadn't learned his name.
"We're roommates. I promised to go to his geology class to see his weirdo professor if he came to this class with me." The blond shrugged non-chalantly.
"Yeah, Gai's kind of a psycho."
"This coming from you?" Sasuke asked as he pulled free from Genma's grasp to sit back down.
"I'm high on caffeine and good sex, Sasuke. He's just crazy." Genma insisted as he sat down in front of them. He still had five minutes before class started. "By the way, Raidou and I were wondering if you'd thought about that proposition we made you a while back." Sasuke's eyes widened, and he forced himself not to look at Naruto.
"Proposition?" his roommate asked, confused.
Sasuke shook his head slightly at Genma, giving him a look that promised he'd rip off Genma's balls and feed them to him, but again, Genma ignored it. He turned to Naruto to answer his question.
"Yeah, Raidou and I propositioned Sasuke to join us for a threesome. He's a sexy little man, isn't he, Naruto?" Naruto shifted in his seat, clearing his throat.
"I'm feeling very uncomfortable with this conversation." Genma's eyebrows shot into his hairline.
"You're not gay?!" he all but hollered, causing numerous people to stop their conversations and look at the pair talking to the professor.
Sasuke buried his face in his hands. He was going to hurt Genma in so many ways he was never going to speak ever again!
Genma pulled the toothpick out of his mouth, pointing it at Sasuke as he continued to talk to Naruto. "So, why are you with Sasuke again?"
"We're roommates." Naruto repeated. "We share the same room in Vanier."
"I thought you hated your roommate." Genma said with a frown.
"You like listening to my conversations with Neji and Tenten, don't you?"
"'Course." Genma put the toothpick back in his mouth. "You guys are interesting."
"Yes, I used to hate Sasuke, but we fixed it."
"Nothing a little sex can't cure, huh?" He winked at Sasuke, but the raven missed it. He was too busy keeping his face buried in his hands and shaking with anger.
Sasuke stood up, grabbing the cuff of Genma's shirt. "A word. Now." He hauled the professor to the front of the class and out the door. Naruto had to admit, it was an interesting sight, seeing a student—even one who didn't belong to that particular class—pulling the professor out the door.
On the other side of that door, Sasuke shoved Genma angrily.
"Dammit, Genma! He doesn't fucking know I'm gay!"
"Why?" The longhaired professor inquired.
"Because I haven't told him yet!"
"Why?"
"'Cause I'm waiting for the right time!"
"Why?"
"I'm going to rip off your balls!" Sasuke hollered.
This shut Genma up, recalling the last time Sasuke had made such a threat. The toothpick-chewing older man had continued to bother him—only to find out the raven was serious. He hadn't been able to walk properly for a month. Genma winced just thinking about it.
"So, what's the deal?" he inquired, crossing his arms and leaning back against the wall, trying to calm down. Sasuke just sighed, shaking his head and running his hand through his hair.
"He doesn't know I'm gay, that's all. I don't want him to find out and freak out. We've been through too much shit already this year for me to lose him over my sexual preferences."
"The fact that he's a walking version of a Greek God helps too, right?" Genma teased.
"Fuck off, Shiranui." Sasuke threw open the door and stormed back to his seat beside Naruto.
"What was that about?" Naruto asked, confused.
"Nothing, fuck. Every time Genma talks about me, ignore him. He's a horny fuck."
"You're spending too much time with Kiba, Sasuke." Naruto teased before turning back to Genma, who started the lesson.
"He can't be as crazy as Genma." Naruto insisted for what seemed like the eightieth time in ten seconds.
"I'm not going to argue with you anymore, Naruto." Sasuke insisted. "You'll just have to see for yourself."
"Naruto!" They both turned to the door as Lee ran in. "I am so excited to see you! I did not know you were in this class!"
"Hey, Lee." Naruto greeted as the green-clad boy sat down beside him. "I'm just here with a friend. We're comparing psychotic professors."
"I don't understand why you are in this class, then. Professor Gai is amazing! He makes you feel like your youth will never disappear if you remain as young at heart as he is!"
"Uh, yeah." Naruto turned back to Sasuke, a confused look on his face. He leaned closer to Sasuke to whisper to him. "Lee is usually a little crazy, but he seems more so in here."
"It's the professor. He drives people crazy." Sasuke whispered back.
Before Naruto could say anything, the door slammed open, and Gai walked in, laughing heartily.
"Hello again for another fantastic day of Geology!" he exclaimed, practically prancing to his desk and dropping his books onto it.
Sasuke cast a glance at Naruto and smirked. He'd won the psychotic teacher selection if Naruto's face was any indication.
"And who are you?" Gai asked as he bounded over to Naruto. "I remember every youthful spirit I ever see! You are filled with youthful energy, therefore, I would have noticed you before!"
"This is Naruto, professor Gai!" Lee exclaimed from beside Naruto. "He is in my Physics class! He is amazing!"
"Amazing?" Gai laughed, standing right in front of Naruto, his hands on his hips. Naruto couldn't help but cringe. There was just so much green!
Gai's eyes fell onto Sasuke, and the raven's eyes widened. Oh shit, he thought urgently. He's not going to—
"I see!" Gai wrenched Naruto from his seat, startling the blond, and hugged him tightly. "You have helped Sasuke find true love! It's most wonderful when two young men such as yourselves find one another and drown yourselves in loving embraces! We must watch the sunset together later!"
"Actually, I haven't helped him find his true love yet." Naruto gasped, almost unable to breathe from the tight embrace. Gai let him go and he fell back into his chair.
"What do you mean you haven't helped him find his true love?! You must not be modest! You are indeed a true find!" Sasuke's head slammed against the desk as Naruto stared wide-eyed at Gai.
"E-excuse me?!" Naruto demanded. "Am I missing something here?!"
"No!" Sasuke's head shot up, a large red mark on his forehead where he'd hit it on the table. "Genma and Gai just get enthusiastic when I have friends. I've never really had any before."
"Friend?!" Gai demanded, smiling brightly. "You are friends?! Oh, well that's wonderful!" He grabbed Naruto again, who looked at Sasuke in distress, but Sasuke could do nothing as the blond was pulled back into a tight embrace. "I am so happy Sasuke has finally learned to make friends!"
"Can we start the class now?" Sasuke asked, his face buried in his hands. He wanted to sink into the floor, but right now, it didn't appear that God was going to grant his wish. You're punishing me for not believing in you unless I have a problem, aren't you? Excuse me for being an atheist!
"Yes, Sasuke! We shall begin!" Gai dropped Naruto back into his seat, the blond gasping.
"Sweet Jesus, air!" he exclaimed as he pulled in a lungful of oxygen.
"I am glad you've become more interested in rocks, Sasuke!" Gai exclaimed grinning as he pulled a few rocks out of nearby cabinets. "Tell me, what is this rock?!"
"Metamorphic." Sasuke replied easily.
"Brilliant!" Gai began to prance around the room, the metamorphic rock in hand. "Notice its distorted shape, class! The different chemicals it possesses and positions it's been in during the last billion years gives it a majestic beauty that even I, the great Gai Maito, cannot recreate!"
Sasuke ripped a piece of paper from his book, writing a message on it before handing it to Naruto.
'Would you say I won the craziest prof contest?'
Naruto scribbled on the sheet before handing it back to Sasuke.
'I am NEVER coming back to this class EVER AGAIN!'
Sasuke burst out laughing.
(1) It's an old Cheese factory in the Engineer's part of campus... just FYI. And the Engineering clubhouse.
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