Chapter 7 : Bajan's Death MWAHAHA!
Alright, as you knew from the last chapter, I had this chapter all written out, then Microsoft Word went crazy, so I saved the chapter and shut the computer down, then I opened the computer back up, and it was completely blank! And I even had an A/N that was a page long in Word! So all I'm going to do in this A/N is to have Echomist say the disclaimer, promote my new TV show and one-shot, and have the pink bunnies state their ransom. Echomist, it's your cue.
Echomist: (Holding enchanted diamond pickaxe) Echo owns nothing but me, Eagletalon, Autumnleaf, Darkclaw, Skyshine, and the Peroxide Alliance. Buh bye! (leaves)
Right, so I guess the evil pink bunnies should go first. Bunny Guard, go ahead.
Pink Bunny Guard: All right, I have no idea why Echo is so cooperative right now. So basically, she needs five reviews on her one-shot and five reviews each on episodes 1 and 2 of the Peroxide Show. Got it?
Notch, the bunnies want so much things from you guys! Please free me!
Anyways, I'm going away for one week. It wouldn't make any difference because I will be gone only for the week days next week. But, it means that I can write more! Yay! Because I'm bringing my notebook along! I feel really weird right now, with a possible cold and stuff, so blame the germs for making me write this chapter! Nafia, tell me if I'm allowed to Ember, Aradyn, Rosewing, and Wispice. Also, you owe me one StarClan OC for your prize for some reference I forgot which chapter. Anyways, on with the chapter!
Fluffy groaned. "Derp, put your leafshades on!"
"NO!" Derp yelled. "I DON'T LIKE LEAFSHADES!" Once I get Derp to get out of derp mode, I'm going to kill him, Fluffy thought. (A/N: Lol, I keep on typing Jerome instead of Fluffy.)
"Derp, let's play a game," Fluffy meowed calmly. (A/N: Argh! I keep on typing Jerome!)
"OKAYY! WHAT GAME IS IT!" Derp shouted. Over by the edge of camp, Ashley clamped her paws over her ears.
"It is called the Stay Still game. To win, you have to stay still."
"OKAYY!" Amazingly, Derp stood still. Just as Fluffy (A/N: It's official. I'm cursed with wanting to type Jerome instead of Fluffy. I should have just made his name Jerome.) was prepared to slam the leafshades on…
Okay, that is end of chapter! Buh bye, and don't touch peroxide!
JOKING! Here is the rest of Chapter 7.
… Mirror and Mac burst into the camp! Fluffy (A/N: Now that is the fourth time I typed Jerome instead of Fluffy.) could hardly believe his eyes. At the she-cats' paws, was Bajan bleeding to death! (A/N: DUN DUN DUN DUN!)
"Bajan!" Fluffy (A/N: NOTCH HELP ME! I AM GOING TO KILL OF FLUFFY BECAUSE IM TIRED OF TYPING JEROME INSTEAD!) cried. He rushed to his best friend's side. (A/N: Ooh! Merome!) Peroxide appeared out of her den. Her red eyes scanned the camp and landed on Merome. (A/N: I apologize for the Merome thing! I couldn't help it! And I don't ship yaoi ships!)
"Ah," she meowed. "Pearlheart!" she called. Mac spoke up.
"Umm… Pearlheart is gathering herbs. We saw her."
"Oh well. Too bad for Bajan," Peroxide meowed with absolutely no remorse. "How did this happen?"
"Well, Mac, Bajan, and I were training and Mac and I fought against Bajan, and this happened." Mirror said this with no sadness. In fact, it sounded like she didn't regret that Bajan was bleeding to death.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!" Fluffy roared. (A/N: This is possibly the last time I'm going to mention Fluffy again. I keep on typing Jerome.) At that moment, Bajan died. Echo floated down from the clouds.
"Yay! Bajan is dead!" Echo said.
"No one mourns the Bajan!" The rest of Team Crafted sang, drifting down from the clouds.
"No more!" Echo sang.
"No one mourns the Bajan!"
"No more!"
"Wait, are we talking about me?" Mitch asked.
"Actually, we are singing about your cat form," Echo explained. "He just died."
Okay, I think this is a nice place to stop. As I said earlier, I am going somewhere but I am taking notebook so I can write more! And, I'm writing a new story! It will be about the Sky Army. Just a heads up! I put a reference in this chapter, but I don't think anyone will recognize it. Even though it is the most awesome play ever. Hint: It is a song in a musical, and think of the Wicked Witch of the West that is not really wicked, and Glinda the Good who's real name is GUH-linda! Buh bye, and don't touch peroxide!
