CHAPTER TEN

THE ROGUE DICK

"Nice loud moan, Harry — I leapt — naked onto it — I put my dick to its throat — I flexed my cock and thrust — it let out a howl — higher, Harry — and it turned back into a man."

"Homework — draw a picture of my reenactment! Splotched copies of Magical Men to the artist of the most graphic one!"

"I wanted to — to get this book," Hermione stammered. "It would help me understand fast-acting semen in Gang Banging Ghouls."

Lockhart pulled out a peacock quill. "I usually save it for myself," he said.

They bent over Most Potente Potions. There was a man who had his dick turned inside out and a wizard sprouting dicks out of his head.

"We add a bit of whoever we want to change into —" said Hermione.

"No semen —" said Ron.

"You two are going to pussy out," she said.

Harry looked around for the Snitch.

"Eat it, you pussy punk bitch!" yelled Malfoy.

A Bludger shot toward his ass; Harry felt it graze his butt cheek.

The Bludger was concentrating on Harry.

Lee Jordan said, "Sleezy lead —"

Gryffindor was a steaming pile of shit, and the Bludger was doing all it could to pelt up Harry's ass.

"The only way I'm going to catch the fucking Snitch is if it flies up my asshole," said Harry.

"Practicing for the Gay Parade, Potter?" yelled Malfoy. Harry saw it.

WHAM.

The Bludger smashed into his crotch, and Harry felt his dick break. The Bludger ricocheted into Malfoy's nutsack.

Harry felt his asshole clench on the Snitch. He hit the ground.

"Oh, hell, naw," he moaned.

Lockhart pointed his wand at Harry's dick.

A warm sensation of blood spread to his dick. It felt like he got a boner.

"Oh," said Lockhart. "Fuck. The point is, your dick is no longer bent."

Lockhart hadn't straightened Harry's dick. He had grown a bone.

"I can grow bones — but fucking removing them —" Madam Pomfrey raged.

"If Harry had wanted a raging boner he would have fucking popped some Viagra," Ron called.

"It is big," said Hermione.

"But it does fucking hurt," said Harry.

Harry had a double shot of Skele-piss.

Madam Pomfrey shouted, "Fall back faggots!"

Someone was prodding Harry's forehead with its dick.

"Fuck off!" Harry said, "faggot!"

"Why didn't Harry go home when Dobby's Bludger fucked shit up?"

"You nearly got me fucking killed," he said. "You'd better haul ass before the bone in my cock is removed, or I might butt rape you."

"Dobby is used to sex threats. Dobby takes it up the ass fives times a day."

Harry broke the bottle of Skele-piss and lunged at Dobby.

Harry heard footsteps.

Dobby flipped Harry off and cracked into thin air.

"There was lubricant next to him," said Professor McGonagall. "He was trying to come up here to fuck Potter."

Colin Creevey was Penetrated.

Dumbledore pulled the camera out of Colin's hands.

Jizz jetted out of the camera. Harry caught the smell of hot cum.