A/N: Ok the reason I'm posting this is 'cause I got up early to do it just for you guys! I'll try to post, but it turns out it may take longer than I thought for me to be able to do it regularly. I will try and post up as often as I can, though.

Sasori: Why is it that sometimes you can be so smart and try so hard, but at others you can be so stupid and lazy?

A/N: Ok, first off, Hey! I'm not stupid or lazy! Secondly, it's a gift.

Sasori: *sighs* but I don't think-mmph. *shakes head*

A/N: That's right! You dodn't think if you decided to mess with THE ALMIGHTY WEILDER OF DUCKTAPE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-coughcough... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SHALL CATCH THOSE MURDERING COUGHS! *puts on Sherlock Holmes hat* THIS, I SWEAR!

Kisame: Just read. Don't even talk. Just read.

Wow. I could cut the tension in the air with a butterknife, it's that thick. Well, a sharp butterknife.

Currently I'm in a tense meeting with the Schinintai and the Akatsuki. The meeting where I'm supposed to be handed over to the Akatsuki like they own me. Which, they do not! Sort-of. More like they have a score to settle with me. After all, you can't just kick the leader of the Akatsuki and come away from that unscathed. So, they got their sort-of allies to hand me over. So, why is it taking so long? We're all just standing in the middle of the street.

Finally Pein broke the painful silence.

"Hand it over."

Great, I've been demoted to an it! Don't I feel special (note the sarcasm)!

Why are they staring at me like that? Oh, wait. They're not staring at me, they're staring at the chain that connects the collar around my neck to Bankotsu. I do not like the looks they're giving me. They range from hungry (Why is this one always Zetsu?) to lusty (Hidan) to slightly interested (surprisingly Sasori... lol surprisingly Sasori) to unreadable due to mask (Tobi and Kakuzu). Not liking those looks.

Not to mention the fact Pein probably still wants to punish me by unknown means... Uknown but scary means... And the tattoo thing, I don't want a tattoo. I like my skin tattoo free. Besides, I like the Schinintai better, they didn't come onto me, and they're nicer overall. From what I've seen. So far.

I was roughly pulled out of my thoughts by a hard tug on the chain from Bankotsu. I gagged and was tugged straight into his arms, which then proceeded to wrap around my waist.

"Hm, I'm not sure I want to hand her over." Wait, what? (But I do enjoy the fact that I'm not an it to him.)

Bankotsu started to rub his cheek against mine, making me flush, all the while taking in the reactions of the Akatsuki carefully. Of course, there was only one reaction to take in. Rage. On every face. They were like black waves rolling of of the Akatsuki that were getting stronger every minute.

Pein's face contorted into a glare so fierce, that I quivered slightly, but I swear I saw Bankotsu and the other Schinintai smirk out of the corner of my eye.

Now here's the part that really scared me. They all started to pull out weapons. Bankotsu shoved me behind him and pulled a huge halberd, and I mean huge. Jakotsu pulled out wicked sword. Suikotsu bared the knives on his hands threateningly. Renkotsu pulled out a sort of brew thing and held it close to his mouth. Kyokotsu and Mukotsu both tensed up, ready to spring at a moments notice. Ginkotsu pointed a cannon at the Akatsuki.

Hidan pulled a red three-bladed scyth off of his back. A few whip like threads came out of the sleeves of Kakuzu's cloak. Kisame pulled a huge sword-thingy off his back that was wrapped in bandages and had a small skull on the end of the handle. Itachi's comma-like markings in his eyes swirled threateningly. Tobi took out a small kunai knife and tensed up almost completely. Deidara pulled his cloak back and reached a hand into a small pouch at his waist. Sasori pulled out a scroll with odd markings on it. Pein remained the relaxed position of his body, but I knew that he would strike at a moments notice by the look in his eyes. The only one who didn't make any motion at all and remained calm was Zetsu.

Zetsu spoke up, oddly in what seemed to be two voices. Maybe he had a sort of split personality? It would make sense woth the whole half black half white skin thing.

"Perhaps we should consider the repercussions of this fight before we act like idiots." One side was polite and slightly robotic, while the other was crude and not so polite.

"How else will this be solved?" Bankotsu was slightly hissing as he said this.

"We could perhaps play a game." What does he mean by game?

"What do you mean by game?" Pein questioned, almost as if he read my mind. (Although he probably just saw my confused face.)

"We could let Sensaina run free and try and catch her and convince her to come back with us. Whoever manages to convince her to come back with them will get her as the prize for their side. We could give her a day as a headstart and from then on we will hunt her down." Ok, this whole voices switch off thing is making me dizzy.

"Of course all parties must agree." Zetsu glanced at Pein and Bankotsu.

"Hm, I think I like the idea of this game." Bankotsu nodded his approval.

"... It is better that we do not start a war." Pein gave his approval also.

"Sensaina?" I glanced up in suprise, but understood quickly.

Of course they want my approval, otherwise the game wouldn't be playable and a war would begin.

So I considered my options carefully. If I said no, war would come. Chaos would happen, and innocent people would get hurt. But in the midst of all the chaos, I would have several chances to slip away. If I said yes, I would play the little game. I would have less chances to leave with them all on my tail, but it wouldn't be impossible, just improbable.

Darn my compassionate self!

"Ok, I'm in."

Renkotsu: Hey have any of you seen the author?

Kisame: No, she ran off earlier screaming something about coughs and Sherlock Holmes.

Renkotsu: Oh... Well, now what?

Kisame: I'm not sure... It's so quiet when she's gone.

Renkotsu: Yeah. I almost miss her.

Kisame: Hmm. *sigh* Lets go find her.

Renkotsu: Ok. We'll be back when we find her.