Chapter 9: World 4

(Rip off voice from narrator of Pokemon TV series)As the two people and one Koopa advance through the worlds, they find themselves in World 4, the World of ICE!

Mario nonsense:{Oh great! First you try to fry me to death, and then you drown me to death, and then NOW you are trying to FREEZE me to death, screw you! I'm going to give myself frostbite so at least I'll game over honorably by killing myself rather than to get killed by my ex-arch enemy.} So Mario, stupidly enough, gave himself frostbite (I mean like total frostbite, his body can't move at all) and suddenly realized that he couldn't move. Bowser punched Mario straight into an enemy, which game over'ed him. "EPIC PWNAGE, IN YOUR FACE MARIO!" said Bowser.

When Mario respawned, (Hey hand, I thought I just went through the dangers of ripping off non-Mario origin games) Mario realized that he couldn't die as long as he had sufficient 1-up Mushrooms.

So that Mario is now officially indestructible, I'll make Luigi and Bowser unofficially indestructible by saying so. (Author says, "so.")

I'll want to go back in time a few years where Stario was still trying to master the hacked star because of an ability that Stario has and I obviously hadn't told you guys about.

"Brr, this place sure is cold," said Stario. No matter, you must find the Hand Power of Ice. A voice echoed in Stario head. "Okay Magikoopa, why can't you just be called Naggy Koopa, because you sure do act like one. You sure know how to echo in my head even though your spirit is right next to me. Can you teach me how to do that some day?" Just cut the damn crap and shut your trap. The voice echoed through his head again.

As Stario scanned around for the Snow Zombie, he felt a little cold, so he decided to light a fire with his hack, but ended up turning his surroundings to a highly unstable and volatile mixture of highly charged positrons and evaporated alcohol.

"Now that was just epically random and uncalled for, how the heck do you tell the difference between the 'highly flammable surroundings' hack and the 'high temperature surroundings hack'? (Pun intended; heck, hack. Geddit?) I mean like, the code for the 'highly flammable surroundings' hack is 0817238470 and the code for the 'high temperature surroundings hack' is 0817832740…" Stario complained. "Shut up and find that accursed Snow Zombie! (Pun also intended. Zombie, cursed. Cuz' zombies are cursed to be zombies. Haha so funny I forgot when was the last time I intended to swear and realized that there was a bad pun about that. I swear that was never. (Just realized I swear… Never mind, I'll leave the Mario-like imbeciles with no idea what I'm crapping about)) Dumbass…" the spirit said.

Explaining time: Stario was looking for the Ice Hand Power (Hand Power from M&L Superstar Saga, Ice never existed, thought it be cool to have Ice as a Hand Power, literally) because The Original Antagonsticus said so.

When Stario found the Snow Zombie, he cut its hand (the zombie's hand not Stario's hand) off and aligned the hand according to the sacred power of the Tri Force (wow, epic randomness, how did the tri force get involved? Oh I know, because I said so. Why I said so? Because THE TRI FORCE IS AWESOME NO JOKE 2401!) and Stario learned the Frostbite Fingers hand power. (Lols.)

Time warp over, Dialga is exhausted. Link stops playing the Melody of Time on the Ocarina of Time. Stario stops trying to hack into the Retry Clock (From M&L Bowser's Inside Story). Samus destroys a metroid that can reverse time. Apollomon can stop being worried about the time pause that Clockmon is causing. Blue Ranger from Power Rangers RPM stops using his abilities. Author feels random so he changes the time on his DS to 00 00 so that he can catch Rotom. Random time changing stuff like that which I can't be bothered to list.

Mario, Luigi and Bowser reach the flag and Mario, Luigi and Bowser do a combined fire attack, resulting in Bowser running away in time, leaving the two relatively faster but dumber or forgetfuller brothers to drop into the freezing water. (Duh, they WERE on thin ice (pun intended))

When they went into the castle, Bowser devised a less unoriginal plan to game over Luigi and the Toad. He grabbed the Toad with his Throwing Gloves and performed a failed swing bros. with enough power to game over Luigi but not enough to game over the Toad. (Duh, Bowser IS strong after all.) Then when the Toad rebounded, Bowser did an 'Excellent' punch on the Toad, finishing Mario due to him standing in the path of the projectile-like Toad. Or was it because Bowser purposely aimed for Mario when he punched the Toad? "Me fink-rats it is the latter, I HAVE CHORTLES!" said a rather mentally demented Fawful.

End of Chapter

A/N: I HAVE JUST REALIZED THAT I CAN BE SCREWED FOR NOT TALKING TO MY OC'S BECAUSE STARIO IS LONELY, FROM THE TEXTUAL EVIDENCE THAT HIS LAWYER PROVIDED ME WITH, WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPS? I DUN NOE, WHY ASK ME? ASK THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

CAPS LOCK BUTTON: WHAT? IT'S OT MY FAULT THAT YYOU FORGOT TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF!

A/N: OH, SORRY. That's better, so I'll just talk to my OC's like this:

nojoke: (What I want to say here, in this case, I want to say I prefer to be called nojoke because I think I suck, you don't think you suck, do you?)

Stario: Thank you very much, I appreciate that you let me talk, but can our conversation be more civilized and I'm not being too bold when talking to you. (Pun intended)

nojoke: Like this?

Stario: Much better, thank you.

nojoke: always the gentlemen no matter where we go, even out of the story are we? even grammar must be perfect very funny is it?

Stario: Screw you. (Grabs toxic power-up)

nojoke: even in brackets! you are over doing it bloody buddy, I'm so screwed. dun wanna get corroded, gotta run! review or I'll get stario to corrode you or something like that if u don't. (Grabs Pegasus Boots from Legend of Zelda Minish Cap, Link to Past, etc. and runs.