My little KakuHida ducklings~ How are you~
I see that you all quite enjoyed the little kitchen scene in the last chapter hm? Well it only gets better from there! Also, I'll let you in on a little something. Orochimaru will be coming into play in the future, and it will NOT be pretty, especially for Hidan.
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The day after their first date was pretty uneventful for Hidan. He had the day off but Kakuzu had to work, leaving him with only Rufus and the tv for company. When the bastard got back he went straight to his room, claiming to be extremely tired. Hidan was fine with this of course, he didn't want to be in that greedy prick's presence anyways.
The next day however had much more going on. Kakuzu and Hidan both had to work and after being in the store for two minutes, the Jashinist was cornered by a grinning Deidara and a smirking Kisame.
After an intense stare down, Hidan finally shouted, "What?!"
The two grinning employees looked at each other, then Kisame looked back at him and tapped the side of his own neck. "That is one nice hickey."
A gasp escaped the zealots lips as his hands flew to his neck. SHIT! He forgot all about the hickeys! How did he not see them in the mirror?! Luckily only one of them was visible.
"I-It's not a hickey!" Hidan lied. "I just burned myself!"
"Oh stop, un!" Deidara laughed, smacking his arm. "That is so a hickey, un! Seems like you and Kakuzu have been getting a little frisky, ne?"
A dark blush forced its way onto the Jashinist's face as he remember what happened in the kitchen. "Fuck no!"
While the two were busy teasing Hidan, they failed to notice the presence behind them.
"What are you three morons doing?" Kakuzu's deep voice asked.
Deidara and Kisame turned to him, smirks adorning their faces. "Oh nothing~" The blonde worker sang.
"Just talking to Hidan about your little mark of ownership." Kisame snickered.
Kakuzu walked over to Hidan and raised an eyebrow. His eyes landed on the zealot's neck. "You didn't show them the others?"
"Others?!" The two co-workers yelled.
"Show us! Show us!" Deidara cried, bouncing up and down.
Itachi rounded the corner at that moment and stopped at seeing the excited blonde. "Show you what?" He asked, glancing over at Kakuzu and Hidan.
Before Hidan could protest, Kakuzu pulled the zealot's collar down, revealing more purple and red markings. Itachi let at a slow whistle at the sight. "What were you trying to do Kakuzu, eat him?"
Everyone laughed at this except Hidan, who was trying to cover up his neck in embarrassment. The bell above the door rang, announcing a customer, and Kakuzu made his way to the cash register to see if they needed assistance. When he was gone, the three co-workers turned back to Hidan.
"So how was it?" Itachi asked, staring at the zealot with curious red eyes.
Hidan shrank back slightly, in a manly way of course. "How was what?" He hissed.
Deidara groaned. "Come on Hidan, un! You had sex with Kakuzu, right?"
The Jashinist sputtered in shock. "L-like hell I did! Why would I have sex with that bastard?!"
All eyes roamed down to the zealot's neck accusingly. "Well then what did you guys do?" Kisame asked.
Hidan's face grew darker and he hissed, "None of your damn business!" He stormed off to the employee lounge and as he walked away, his co-workers watched him.
"He's soooo gonna get laid." Deidara giggled, earning him a swift smack to the back of the head from Itachi.
Once in the semi-safe compounds of the lounge, Hidan plopped down on a couch. Noticing the red-head's absence, the zealot assumed that Sasori had the day off. Lucky ass. His switched on the tv and settled back, wishing the day to end. Of course, seeing as how it was only 11:35 in the morning and he didn't get off until 6, his wish would probably not be granted. The curtain opening caught his attention and Kakuzu peaking in. "Hey, we've got a man out here interested in buying a scythe. I thought you might want to handle this one."
At the word 'scythe', Hidan was already up and out into the store. He spotted a man probably in his thirties browsing through the scythes and made his way back there.
"Hi, I hear you're looking for a scythe?" Hidan asked.
The man nodded. "I'm a collector. I heard from a friend that you carrying a Deldrimor Scythe (1) but I wasn't able to find a picture of it online so I don't quite know what it looks like."
A genuine smile spread onto the Jashinist's face as he picked up a large black scythe. This scythe's base went straight up, then broke into a jagged, lightning like carve that broke off into the blade at the top and at the bottom of the base was a small spike. It was a very unique and had a graceful yet frightening look to it.
"This," Hidan said. "is a Deldrimor Scythe."
Kakuzu, who was pretending to organize a shelf of knives, was listening in.
The zealot ran his hand over the jagged neck and said, "You can identify it by the way the neck and the blade resemble a large lightning bolt. You have to hold it a slightly different way and-"
Kakuzu continued to listen as Hidan rattled off all the facts he knew and found it amazing how the Jashinist's attitude changed when he was talking about scythes, suddenly so serious and content. The man interested in the scythe also seemed impressed, nodding his head along to certain facts and smiling when the zealot would get overly excited about a specific part. Their conversation soon ended and the man was more than happy as he checked out.
"That's quite the employee you've got there." The man stated, referring to the Jashinist who had once again disappeared into the back.
Kakuzu chuckled and said, "I know." He handed the gentleman his scythe and watched him go. Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame, who had also been listening in, came up to him.
"I didn't know the kid was actually intelligent." Kisame joked.
Kakuzu laughed. "Neither did I! Gotta say, it was kind of a turn on." He said as Hidan walked through the curtain and stopped dead in his tracks, face lighting up.
"YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" He yelled, hurriedly retreating back to the lounge, ignoring the laughs that followed.
The ride home was not nearly as quiet as previous times.
"It really was a turn on-"
"SHUT UP!" Hidan screeched, covering his ears.
Kakuzu laughed and patted the Jashinist leg, a little closer to the crotch than necessary. "Just teasing." Hidan smacked at his hand and crossed his arms. The last thing he needed was for them to wreck because the bastard was feeling frisky.
As he continued to drive, Kakuzu kept sneaking glances at the zealot's neck. Hidan noticed this and pulled his jacket up, a blush creeping onto his face. "Quit looking at them you bastard!" He yelled.
The stitched man chuckled and returned his attention to the road. It didn't take long before the truck was pulling into the driveway and they were getting out. They walked up to the door and Kakuzu let them in. Hidan sighed happily at how warm it was inside while taking off his jacket.
Making his way towards the kitchen, Kakuzu called out, "Do you want me to cook dinner or do you want to order something?"
Hidan threw himself on the couch and stretched out lazily like a cat. "Just order something."
"Pizza ok?" The stitched man asked, picking up the phone. The Jashinist yelled back saying that was fine. Kakuzu pulled out a phone book, called the closest pizza place he could find, and put in an order. He then went into the living room and, since Hidan was so graciously spread out, sat on the corner of the couch.
Kakuzu placed a finger on the Jashinist's neck and drug it over the multiple hickeys decorating it. Hidan shuddered and then shot him a glare that could freeze water. "Don't even think about it. If you're going to pull something then you better fucking wait until after I've eaten!" He growled.
The stitched man was slightly taken aback by the sudden demand but because of the look the zealot was giving him, he decided to obey. He removed himself from the couch and settled on the recliner. A few minutes later Rufus came strolling into the room and decided to take up the area of Hidan's back as a temporary bed. Kakuzu chuckled and observed the two.
After enough time had passed, the doorbell sounded and the green-eyed man went to answer it. Hidan heard the door open and Kakuzu exchange a few words with the pizzaman. A second later, the mouth-watering scent of fresh pizza attacked his nose. The Jashinist groaned and sat up just in time to see Kakuzu turn into the kitchen. He got up from the couch and followed, eager to dig in.
The two sat down on opposite sides of the table and opened the pizza box, revealing golden, triangular pieces of pure heaven. They took no time in digging in and Rufus took up position at their feet, hoping to catch a few fallen scraps.
As Kakuzu ate, he kept getting distracting by the small sounds of approval coming from the Jashinist. He cleared his throat and asked, "I...take it you haven't had pizza in a while?"
Hidan swallowed the portion in his mouth. "You have no idea. It's probably been at least five years since I've had this stuff." He said, picking up another slice.
The longer they ate, the more Kakuzu felt the effects from the sounds Hidan was making. Why the hell did the Jashinist keep arousing him in the kitchen of all places?
When the zealot finally pushed his plate away and sat back, Kakuzu asked a little quickly, "Finished?"
Hidan nodded and a second later his arm was suddenly grabbed as he was yanked from his seat, coming chest to chest with Kakuzu. "Um...what are-"
"I think we could both stand for a bath, eh Hidan?" Kakuzu asked in a low voice, causing goosebumps to break out over the pale man's skin. Without waiting for an answer, he began pulling the Jashinist upstairs. The zealot stumbled after him, catching his balance when they stopped in the middle of the hall.
Kakuzu yanked open the bathroom door and pushed Hidan inside. "Take off your clothes." He ordered, leaning down and turning on the hot water for the jacuzzi tub. The Jashinist just stood there unmoving until the green-eyed man turned back around and raised an eyebrow.
"Do I need to take off your clothes for you?" Kakuzu asked, taking a step forward.
"No! I can do it myself! Just...turn around first." Hidan grumbled, not wanting to change in front of the man. Chuckling, Kakuzu did as told and turned his back to the zealot, crossing his arms.
Swallowing, Hidan slowly began to strip, starting with his shirt. As he continued to undress, he was unaware of the fact that Kakuzu was watching him in the mirror from the corner of his eye. Once the Jashinist was fully nude, he turned his back to the stitched man said, "O-ok. Now you can undress."
Kakuzu, not being shy in the least, turned to the zealot and began to rid himself of his clothes. He took note of how Hidan's back seemed to tense at the sound of his zipper being undone. He discarded his clothes into the floor with Hidan's and stepped into the tub, relaxing into the hot water.
Hidan, hearing the splashing of water, turned his head slightly and blushed at the sight of Kakuzu with his arms propped up on the edge of the tub and his knees slightly pulled up, being too big to fully stretch out. The Jashinist took note of the small space left and fidgeted.
He pointed to the open area between Kakuzu's legs and growled. "That spot better not be mine."
Kakuzu only smirked and motioned for him to get in.
"...Close your damn eyes." Hidan hissed. The stitched man did as he was told and the zealot made his way over to the tub. He quickly got in and settled between the bastard's legs, pulling his knees up to his chest.
Kakuzu opened his eyes and stared at the head of white hair in front of him. Damn, he had honestly hoped that the Jashinist would do something sexy, like crawl onto his lap and straddle him. Oh well, might as well work with what you're given.
Kakuzu leaned forward and rested his chin on the zealot's shoulder. "Is that water warm enough?" He asked. Hidan merely gave him a stiff nod in return. Noticing how tense the other was, the green-eyed man placed his hands on the Jashinist's back.
"Why so tense?" Kakuzu asked, a grin evident in his voice.
Hidan swallowed at the feeling of the man's large hands on his back and said, "Well for one, there's a naked guy sitting behind me in a tub full of hot water. I'm naked too..."
The stitched man began rubbing small circles into the other's back. "Maybe I prefer you this way." He said, breathing on the zealot's neck, drawing out a small shiver.
"Pervert! I-I swear to Jashin you better not-Ahh!" Hidan was abruptly cut off by a rough bite to the base of his neck.
The water suddenly seemed a lot hotter as Kakuzu began to suck on his neck and massage his back. Hidan groaned slightly when the larger man began to knead out a few knots in his muscles. The Jashinist leaned back into the hands and ripple of lust coursed through his spine when Kakuzu's lips latched on to the junction between his shoulder and neck. A small moan escaped Hidan's lips as the sensitive flesh was massage with a hot tongue and rough teeth. Without thinking, he leaned his head to the side, giving the stitched man more access.
By now, the water felt boiling and the Jashinist was beginning to feel light-headed. Kakuzu reached around the zealot's body, brushing a hand against his stomach. Hidan thanked Jashin as the hand started to rub its way up his body. If his hand had started to move down then I probably would have-
"Nggh!" His thoughts were quickly interrupted by Kakuzu firmly grasping one of his nipples. Panting heavily as the green-eyed man tugged and twisted his erect nubs, Hidan couldn't help but whimper when Kakuzu's stiff erection suddenly bumped into his back. The stitched man stopped massaging his back and wrapped his now free arm around the zealot's waist.
Hidan tried to fight off the arousal that was slowly taking over his body but was distracted by Kakuzu's tongue running up the side of his throat. The Jashinist moaned as the wet organ glided along his skin. Kakuzu massaged the shell of the zealot's ear with his tongue and whispered, "Feels good, doesn't it?"
"H-hell no..." Hidan muttered, almost out of breath. However, a moan ripped from his throat, killing his argument, when Kakuzu pinched his nipple and grinded his erection into the zealot's back.
As the large man continued to play with the pale man's nipples and cover his neck in kisses, Hidan failed to notice the other hand that was slowly sliding down his body towards his aching arousal. He did notice, however, when that hand brushed against the inside of his thigh, causing the Jashinist to cry out.
"S-sneaky...bastard!" Hidan hissed, biting the inside of his cheek. The fact that a guy was the one touching him quickly slipped his mind as his erection was firmly grasped. He gasped loudly and clutched at the edge of the bathtub.
"K-Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled, causing said man's erection to jump.
Kakuzu cursed under his breath at the arousing man before him as he slowly squeezed and massaged the zealot's hard length, earning an approving sound.
Hidan must have thought that Kakuzu wasn't going fast enough because he was soon thrusting into the man's hand, moaning each time at the feeling of his erection being touched. He threw his head back against the man's shoulder, jerking his hips madly. Kakuzu, now having access to Hidan's face, kissed the zealot roughly. The Jashinist groaned into the kiss, mesmerized by the friction between their tongues and the skin sliding against his weeping cock.
Kakuzu was now jerking off the zealot with earnest, loving the sounds that got lost in their mouths. He ran his thumb over the slit and reveled in the way the Jashinist jerked his hips into the touch. Kakuzu quickly ran his hand down the engorged member, causing Hidan to lull his head to the side, breaking their kiss. The zealot groaned loudly when the hand suddenly disappeared.
Kakuzu chuckled at the needy whine and in a flash turned the Jashinist around so they were facing each other. He practically drooled at the sight of the disheveled and flustered zealot staring at him with lidded eyes.
The stitched man reached back down into the water and instead of just taking hold of Hidan's arousal, he grabbed his own as well, pressing them together. They both let out groans as their erections rubbed together sensually. As Kakuzu began to stroke them both in time, Hidan moaned and pressed his face into the tan neck in front of him. He didn't have the strength to resist anymore and he was quite certain he didn't even want to.
Kakuzu continued to stroke their hard cocks and he was taking in all the delicious moans coming from his little zealot. Now he had a choice. He could either keep going like this, or he could take a small risk and take it up a notch. The feeling of teeth lightly clamping down on his shoulder quickly made up his mind for him.
Hidan gasped loudly when he felt a finger brush again his entrance, slightly bringing him back to his senses. He dug his teeth even farther into Kakuzu's shoulder when that finger started to press against his puckered hole.
"B-bastard, I s-swear you better n-not-Ahhh!" The Jashinist let out a very vocal moan as the stitched man slid his finger in. Because of the water it smoothly slipped inside and, even though he was a virgin, Hidan found himself eagerly pushing back on the finger. He groaned as the digit wiggled further into his ass, making his toes curl in, and the zealot hung on to Kakuzu for dear life. The Jashinist nearly lost it when that one finger started to slowly move in and out of him. Now, with a hand jerking him off, a large dick grinding against his, and his ass being fucked by a long finger, Hidan felt like he would pass out.
Kakuzu took no time in adding another finger which caused the Jashinist to writhe and arch his back.
"Hidan." The stitched man breathed.
The zealot slightly raised his head, red eyes glazed over. "W-wh-AH...t?"
Kakuzu slowed his motions but didn't stop. "Answer me honestly. Do you feel good right now?" He asked.
"N-n-"
"Honestly Hidan."
The Jashinist took a minute to think about how he wanted nothing more than for Kakuzu to plunge his fingers inside of him and to kiss him and to touch him and-
"Y...Yes. Fuck, just...yes." He looked up and was quickly met by a pair of lips smashed into his.
Next thing Hidan knew the two fingers inside of him started to relentlessly drive into him and the hand surrounding their swollen arousals began to pump them at full speed. The Jashinist moaned loudly into Kakuzu's mouth as their teeth clashed and began to thrust down onto the fingers and then jerk back up against the stitched man's cock and hand.
A flash of white blinded him when the two digits slammed into something wonderful, making him separate their kiss and cry out. As soon as the sound left Hidan's lips, Kakuzu began to massage and grind his fingers into the zealot's prostate. The Jashinist writhed and gasped at the sensation and with a final jerk of his cock and bump to his prostate he came into the steaming water. Kakuzu, who was already close himself, came a few seconds later at the sound of Hidan's orgasmic moan and the feeling of his fingers being squeezed by the Jashinist's inner walls.
They both laid there for a long while, Hidan slumped against the man's tan body, panting.
"This time...I know you enjoyed yourself. Thank you for confirming it." Kakuzu chuckled as he wrapped his arms around the zealots waist and pressed his face into his snowy locks.
"D-don't...act so c-cocky...bastard." Hidan grumbled, still slightly out of breath.
"Don't act so cocky? But Hidan, you're going need alot more than two finger if you actually want me to fit." The larger man teased.
The Jashinist yelled in embarrassment and smack the stitched-man in the chest, only to have his wrists grabbed a second before Kakuzu purred, "Oh, so you want another round? I think we can manage that."
Hidan's eyes widened and he quickly scooted to the other side of the tub. "H-hell no! Stay away!"
Kakuzu moved forward and laid both of his hands on the back of the tub, trapping the zealot. "Don't you think it's fair that since I gave you such a nice handjob, that I deserve the same?" He asked.
The Jashinist looked down and since Kakuzu was sitting up on his knees, his arousal was out in the open. Hidan couldn't stop his mouth from slightly falling open at the sight. Kakuzu, to say the least, was a monster and he was only half-hard. The zealot shuddered at the thought of having that large appendage pushing inside of him, thrusting in and ou-
"Well that's an expression." Kakuzu whispered.
Blood rushed to Hidan's face when he realized he'd been drooling. "Sh-shut up! And I'm not going to touch your dick!" The zealot hissed. He brought his hands up to push on the bastard's chest and-
Oh...shit. Kakuzu was still very wet and when Hidan's hands touched his chest, they slipped causing the zealot to lurch forward. The Jashinist now found himself face to...face with Kakuzu's arousal.
A chuckle came from the stitched man, followed by, "I guess a blow job would work, too."
Hidan stared at the enlarged muscle and actually felt a bit of panic. He had no experience and he didn't know what to do. Doubts swarmed his head and he whispered, "I...I can't."
Taking note of his tone, Kakuzu quickly pulled away. He stared down at the obviously worried zealot and frowned.
"Sorry...I just...I-I'm not..." The Jashinist struggled.
Kakuzu leaned forward kissed his neck, surprising the zealot. He ran his lips up to pink-eyed man's ear and murmured, "It's okay. Don't worry about it, I'm never going to force you to do something when you're not ready. I'm not a complete asshole."
Hidan relaxed at hearing this and was about to thank him when Kakuzu added, "Besides, when I fuck you you're going to be good and willing, moaning my name and spreading your legs, begging me to-"
"YOU FUCKING PERVERTED ASSHOLE! TO THINK I WAS GOING TO THANK YOU!" The Jashinist's face was the color of a tomato as he jumped out of the bathtub and stormed out of the room. He quickly stuck his head back in and yelled, "AND YOU OWE ME ANOTHER DAMN DATE!" And with that, he was gone.
Kakuzu was tempted to yell back that he had touched him twice, but decided to just let it go. He leaned back in the tub and chuckled to himself. He knew exactly what their next date would be and he could already see the happiness on his little zealot's face.
End of chapter 11! :D Heck yes! Longest chapter yet!
There honestly is not enough bathtub scenes for yaoi pairings. Am I right?
Next chapter will be their second date and Kakuzu and Hidan are going to be playing a little game at the end of the next chapter too~
HOPE YOU ENJOYED!
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