Ring ring…
Ignore.
Ring ring ring…
"…stop calling me…" ignore.
Ring ring ring ring
Click.
"GAH! What do you want Zack!!"
"Hey Spikey! You picked up! I was wondering if you were in a dead zone or something…"
"Zack?"
"Yah?"
"I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR FUCKING DOOR DUMBASS!!"
"…oh yeah."
Click.
"Cloud?"
…
"Spike??"
…
"Damn…he must be in a dead zone…let me try calling again…"
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12 hours later…
"Why did it have to be a boat??" Cloud mumbled under his breath.
Cloud leaned over the railing on the back of the boat he was on and finished emptying his stomach.
"Cloud?"
"Mmm?"
Dana walked over to him. "How's it going?" she asked as she rubbed his back.
"Eh, not that bad I guess…" Cloud tried to stand up straight but his stomach wrenched again and he had to lean over the railing.
Dana continued rubbing his back. "I'm sorry Cloud. I didn't know you get sea sick."
Cloud wiped his mouth and looked back at her from under his arm. "It's alright; it's not your fault."
"Still, I feel bad. Can I get you some Ginger Ale or something?"
"Yeah, that would be great, thanks. I think I'll go lie down for a few, so can you bring it to my bunk?"
Dana smiled. "You bet! You just take it easy and I'll be right back!"
Cloud watched as Dana hurried off. "Maybe Zack was right…maybe she does like me…" He shook his head as he walked to his bunk. It was an overnight trip and he had to sleep on the boat…if he could stop hurling. "Tonight will be hell…"
Ring ring
Cloud sat on his bunk and pulled out his phone. The number on the caller id was Zack's.
Cloud smirked. "It's been a few hours since he called last…he must have been training with Angeal…"
"Hey Zack."
"Cloud-o!! How's it going man?"
"Well…kinda shitty at the moment but…"
"You ok Spike?" Zack asked, concerned.
Cloud laughed a little. "In a manner of speaking, yes. I just can't stop puking, that's all."
"Did you eat something bad?"
"No…seasick."
"Oh…yeah, that sucks ass."
"Big time."
"So….how's it going with Dana? You two 'get it on' yet?"
"Wha-?? No! Gosh, you are such a pervert…"
"What!! The girl is crushing on you big time! I did a little asking around and the only guy she talks about is you."
"Yeah, that's probably because I haven't tried to cop a feel or jump her bones...like every other guy in ShirRa and SOLDIER"
"Whatever dude…you'll see the light one of these days…"
"Shut up ass hole…you're giving me a headache."
"Nah, that's just love sickness…"
"I will hang up on you…"
"O.k, o.k, fine. I'll be nice."
"Humph. Good luck with that."
"…That was mean…"
"Sorry."
"I think you need to make it up to me."
Cloud rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah? How?"
"By telling about that thing with Sephy this morning."
"Oh yeah! Shit dude, you gotta get to bottom of this…"
"What?"
"I think he was watching…an adult video in his office."
"No. Fucking. Way."
"I'm serious, he was in there and I definitely heard 'those' types of noises."
"Fuck…I gotta find out what he was watching…You think it's still in his office?"
"Dunno. Think you can sneak in and find out?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Cloud, I got you your Ginger Ale!" Dana said as she walked in the room. "Oh! Sorry, didn't know you were on the phone."
Cloud smiled at her. "It's ok. Hey Zack, I gotta go, let me know if you find anything alright?"
"You bettcha!! Feel better Spike!"
"Later." Cloud hit he "end" key and shut his phone. He reached out and took the glass Dana had put down for him. "Thanks for getting me this. I think it'll help."
Dana blushed. "Oh, you're welcome."
Cloud sighed and took a sip of the bubbly liquid. "So tomorrow we'll be at your home, huh?"
Dana climbed onto her buck. "Yuh-huh…I guess…" she said softlly.
Cloud picked up on her sudden change of mood. "Dana?"
"Yeah?"
"You o.k?"
"Yeah, I'm just tired. I'll see you in the morning alright?"
Cloud frowned. "Sure, g'night."
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3 hours later…
Ring ring ring ring…
"nugh…"
Ring ring ring ring…
Cloud rolled over and grabbed his phone, hitting the "silence" button. "Who the fuck…?" he mumbled as he looked at the caller ID. His eyes went wide as he flipped the phone open.
"Tell me you found something, Zack!" He spoke softly so he wouldn't wake anyone up.
"Hell yeah, you're not gonna believe this though."
"What?"
"It wasn't a video…he had a girl in there with him."
"He WHAT??" Cloud almost shrieked into the phone. "You're shitting me!"
"Nope, got Reno to back me up on this one too. He was there, he saw it too." Zack sounded smug.
"Wait, saw what?"
"There's a thong in his office…a pretty skimpy lacy one too. It's fucking hot…"
Cloud moaned. "Shit dude…any idea who it belongs to?"
"Not yet, but we're working on it. Fuck! Gotta go! Call you later, bye!" Zack hung up the phone before Cloud could say anything.
Cloud looked at his phone and closed it before lying back down.
"Well, that's interesting…Seph's got himself a woman…or at least a part time fuck. Wonder if she works in the office... Fuck...I gotta hurl again!!"
Cloud jumped up and ran out of the room to the back of the boat. It was going to be a long night…
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Ta-da!! So I think this was a little better than the last chapter…what say you?? Lol Hope you all enjoyed this one…and if I were you, I'd pray for Cloud. Poor kid is gonna get it good in the next chapter or two. Mwahahaha!!
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