Ch 10: The Twin Terrors Speak!!!!

Sorry about not getting this posted sooner but Friday the 3rd was my birthday (I'm 21 yay me) And at one in the morning on Friday my mum got taken to hospital in an ambulance because of complications with her surgery from Monday and didn't come home till late afternoon.
So anybody reading who prays regularly could you include a get well soon for my mum please, (the religion doesn't matter, they all help)

So I've been a little distracted but now we get to hear from the twins because it's been mentioned to me that we should hear their side of the story so here goes nothing.

Chapter proverb: Man who run behind car get exhausted.

I can't believe you guessed the right number Exactly the right number, (you know who I'm talking to)

And now for the disclaimer:

Margaret (Authors kid sister "younger than Georgia") My sister doesn't own any of the (sounding out) 'Re-cog-niz-able' Recognizable characters of Lord of the Rings even though she wants to own Glorfindel. (Grins in a ridiculously cute way)

ETphonehome: hey I figure if you can't get rid of them, use them. (Grins insanely)

For the reader's information: each space indicates a change of speaker and they change in order first line Sarah second line Rachel and continuing on.
And its supposed to make you lose track of who is speaking because they are twins and stuff like that happens with twins. Thank you for your attention.

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Hi everybody, my name is Sara.

And I'm Rachel.

Were the twins who got Miss Evans turned into an elf.

And she didn't even thank us for it!!

Such ingratitude.

Any way she told us that we had to write down our memories of stuff that happened because she would be damned if she would write out our twisted reasoning's for our pranks.

So now we get to write some of the book, yay us.

Anyway we figured we would start at when we got found cos Miss Evans has already told you how we got sucked in and stuff.

And it's embarrassing to write about how we got tricked.

Shut up you, you're not supposed to tell them that.

Sorry

Anyway when creepy lady disappeared after throwing the shiny stuff at Miss Evans we were really upset.

Yeah we thought she was dead and we were all alone in middle earth with no one to take care of us.

We didn't even notice the elves that walked up behind us until one of them spoke.

Yeah he asked the stupidest question "My lady's what has happened here is your companion injured?" as if it wasn't obvious already that she was injured she was only lying on the ground for pete's sake.

So we told them what was wrong.

At the same time.

They looked shocked.

Served them right for asking stupid questions

Too right.

They were identical twins like us and tall hot guys as well.

Anyway one of them (we didn't know their names yet) went over and looked at Miss Evans.

We were so pleased when he said she was alive.

Yeah we almost fainted with relief.

Then he went and said she was an elf

There was no way we were going to believe that and we told them so.

He insisted, then ignoring both of us he picked Miss Evans up and rode away with her on his horse.

The one that was left was a little more polite.

Yeah, he asked us if we wanted to ride his horse and talked to us on the way to his home.

He asked us our names and we told him.

He even asked for Miss Evans full name so we told him that too.

Then we arrived at his home.

Which turned out to be Rivendel, from the lord of the rings!

We had ended up in middle earth after all.

After we finished squealing and dancing a happy dance, the fellow,

Who was actually Elladan.

Introduced us to a nice lady called Poic ("Pure" elvish version of Agnes it actually has two little dashes above the c but I couldn't figure out how to do that)

Poic was the house keeper for the house we were staying in and she said she was going to take care of us tonight.

Elladan introduced us and then he went off to do whatever it is that elf lords do when they're not rescuing damsels in distress.

We were totally exhausted so as soon as he left we asked if we could go to bed.

Poic told us that we could go to bed after we had eaten.

Then she went and got us some food and some decent clothes to wear.

And some decent nightclothes

We couldn't agree more, school uniforms are ugly.

We couldn't wait till we saw what we would get to wear.

What we got was Elven dresses, squeee.

Long and cool, mine is green.

And mine is pale blue.

And they are both gorgeous.

The food was great too.

So we stuffed ourselves.

And went to bed.

Then obviously we slept till morning.

The next few days were quiet cos we were worried about Miss Evans.

It was almost two weeks.

Not quite.

But anyway we were too distracted to have much fun.

Elladan said that his brother was taking care of her but she still had a fever and might not ever wake up.

But after they told us that she was gona be ok we started to explore.

The first day we found a big library full of really old history books.

It had a lot of sheets of paper on a table as well so we made paper planes and had a competition to see who could make one that would fly over a shelf.

Then the librarian guy came in and started yelling at us so we left pretty quickly.

Elladan,

Who caught us and followed us around after that.

Said that Erestor,

The librarian guy,

Had banned us from ever going in there again.

We didn't mind, we don't much like libraries anyway.

That night we snuck into the kitchen and stole a midnight snack.

They had so much we figured they wouldn't miss a little snack.

The next day we explored outside.

We found the archery range and met Leggy poo.

We got yelled at for that too, we got banned from going near the archery range when people were practicing,

Which is always.

And leggy didn't seem to like us much

And he didn't look anything like Orlando Bloom either.

The twins Elladan and Elrohir both had to take care of us and try to stop us getting into trouble.

But they didn't have much luck.

So they got Arwen to help them.

Arwen is scary,

She's beautiful, but scary.

When she looks at you its like Miss Evans giving you the scary school teacher glare.

Without it having to get through her glasses.

She glared at us after the thing with the dwarves.

It's not our fault that the dwarves are touchy; we just mentioned the marked increase in body odor and shed hair after their arrival. Can we help it if they hear better than you would expect them to through all that hair?

And I do not appreciate being called mentally unbalanced just to stop them feeling offended.

But Arwen glared at us,

And the twins glared at us too, so we were outnumbered.

Then Miss Evans woke up.

Finally!!

The twins came and got us and we were allowed to go visit.

She still looked sick; she was all pale and thin,

She looked like a skeleton with skin on.

That's not nice!!

I never said I was nice.

She gave us a lecture about behaving ourselves and we promised to be nicer to people.

And she explained why we couldn't tell anyone what was going to happen.

So that took a lot of fun out of the day.

Anyway we talked for a while then huge scary guy came in and said we had to go.

The huge scary guy is Glorfindel and he is really huge and scary so we call him the huge scary guy.

Miss Alicia isn't scared of him though, but then Miss Alicia isn't scared of the principle so it's not a very good measure of his scariness.

Anyway back to the interesting stuff.

We visited Miss Evans every day after that in the afternoon.

But she must have talked to the twins cos they started to threaten to punish us by taking away the really important things.

Like our hair brushes.

And by putting nasty things in our beds.

We didn't believe them at first but then we each found a big hairy spider in each of our beds when we came back from a midnight snack run.

After that we gave up our snack runs in favor of not finding out if there were more of them.

After a couple of days without brushes we started to be really careful of what we said out loud.

And of where we walked so we didn't bump into as many people.

A couple of days after Miss Alicia woke up we visited her and she told us that we would be going to Lothlorien.

We were so excited.

We were going to get to meet Galadriel.

And Haldir, don't forget Haldir.

So we went of straight away to find the twins and ask them how we were getting there and when we were leaving.

They told us we were riding on horses.

Which sucked cos we don't know how to ride.

But he promised to teach us before we left; I think he's starting to like us.

Anyway we went to the stable to pick out our horses.

We weren't allowed to have elvish horses co we couldn't ride bareback but the normal horses were nice and we got given two little brown mares to learn on.

When we went to bed that night we decided that it was definitely a good thing we had a few weeks before we had to leave so we could at least learn how to get on.

And that's all from the girls for now, sorry it's so short but like I said I was a little distracted this week. I hope to get a chapter done every week from now on but the day of uploading will vary so don't get discouraged.

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