Another update woot woot. So down to business first. Umm Cookie, yeah kissing, we're not there yet, sorry to disappoint. Next 78 REVIEWS!!! HECK YES PEOPLE!! You make me so happy. Lastly, I've started all of my stories so just VOTE!!! I have a tie and I don't know when the poll is ending so go to my profile and VOTE!! *Puppy dog eyes*
Lastly:
I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!!!!
Recap:
"I'll keep you safe," Edward whispered tauntingly in my ear. I shot him a glare as he took our plates into the kitchen. Alice and Rose winked at me before they resumed there position with their boyfriends. Great a scary movie…with Edward.
We were settled in just like we had during the last movie. We were already half way through the movie and I was clutching Edward. Did I mention I despise scary movies? Edward was chuckling in my ear and I was shooting him glares. He had both tightly around me. It was nicer to have someone to hang onto; I know I would have been out of the room before were 30 minutes in if I didn't have Edward. Alice kept smirking at me from where see was clutched to Jasper. I finally got the wink. That tricky little pixie planned this. She also knew I hated scary movies and wanted an excuse for everyone to be closer to the boys which meant me clutched to Edward. I am so getting her back for this. I felt Edward at my ear.
"You may want to close your eyes," he warned. I followed his orders and shut my eyes. That didn't stop my ears. I heard a scream and automatically snuggled in closer to Edward's chest. "Bells it's just a movie."
"Yes Edward, just a movie that's going to give me nightmares," I muttered into his chest. I felt his chest vibrate with laughter. "'S not funny."
"Yes it is," he whispered back while tightening his grip further. I sighed into his chest and peeked at the screen. "You can look now."
I lifted my head all the way and put my cheek on his chest watching the movie. I took in a sharp breath when Edward started playing with my hair. I couldn't even tell you what happen after he added rubbing circles into my hip again. Suddenly the light came on and Edward stopped his ministrations as my eyes adjusted. Alice was beaming and Rose was smiling as well.
"Come on Bella," Alice said yanking me out of Edward's grip. She pulled me upstairs Rose right after her.
"Oh goodness, I better check on them," Esme said coming up after us. Great, more girl talk.
"Spill," Alice said as soon as the bathroom door shut. Everyone was back in their spots.
"You can see everything happen I don't know why I have to recap," I grumbled.
"It was dark, I couldn't see anything but outlines. Plus you didn't scream once and Saw would make you scream a million times," Alice said sternly.
"Oh fine, I could barely concentrate on the movie after he pulled me nearly on top of him. Then he started with the circles again and playing with my hair. I have no clue what happened after that," I admitted.
"Bella you need to fuck my son," Esme said. Rose turned her mouth open in the shape of an 'O.'
"Mom, who the hell gave you more alcohol?" I asked. Rose turned to look at me.
"Carlisle," Esme replied dreamily. Rose was still confused.
"When alcohol is in Esme's system she becomes Naughty Esme," I explained. Rose laughed as she looked at Esme.
"Seriously Bella, he really needs a fuck," Esme said swaying a bit. Rose, Alice, and I were trying to stifle laughs. "Bella I'm being serious."
"Well thank you for your opinion but it seems your husband needs a fuck otherwise you wouldn't be in this state," I replied.
"Yeah Mom maybe you guys should retire to your room for the night," Alice said giggling. I nodded in agreement.
"No, I want to experience Naughty Esme," Rose pouted.
"We'll have a girl's night," I promised.
"We'll let Dad know you're upstairs waiting," Alice said. Esme nodded and stumbled to her room us behind her to make sure she was okay. Once she was in the safety of her room we headed downstairs.
"Dad," Alice started and then blushed. Why is it I always have to do the awkward stuff?
"Your plan is a success, Esme's waiting for you. Get on up there Cowboy," I said waving towards the stairs. The boys stared at me while Carlisle laughed.
"Ah, sometimes Bella you're like a daughter and sometimes you're not, like now," Carlisle said heading upstairs with a thank you.
"What exactly was the plan?" Jasper asked.
"Did you just call Dad 'Cowboy'?" Em asked.
"The plan was getting Esme drunk," Rose said sitting on the loveseat with Em.
"When she gets drunk, Mom becomes very naughty," Alice said giggling as she sat on Jasper's lap.
"And yes, I did," I answered Em. I sat on the couch abandoning the floor next to Edward. Edward threw his head back to look at me; he put on the Cullen pouting face. I rolled my eyes. Edward must have taken that as an invitation because he got up and covered us with blankets on the couch. Damn you electricity, Edward was too close. As if he knew he was affecting me he put his arm around my shoulder.
"Another movie?" I asked.
"I don't know, I'm tired," Alice said. She was being overdramatic, to anyone else it would seem normal but I know Alice. I shot her a look letting her know I didn't believe her. She winked back.
"Well we could just have a little sleepover here in the living room," Rose suggested. Oh god, spending the night with Edward; no, no, no. I talk in my sleep, who knows what will come out. They probably planned this.
"It is late and we have the family tomorrow," Edward said.
"Alright sleepover it is," Em said picking Rose up and placing her on the floor before pulling the blankets down on them. Alice got off Jasper's lap and pulled him to the loveseat where they fit perfectly. I was watching everyone move when Edward picked me up. He swung me around so I was lying down. This was not a good situation. Edward was behind me, my back to his chest. He pulled me close and put his arms around me creating a snare. I was stuck and overwhelmed by his scent.
"Good night everyone," Em said sleepily.
"Good night," we chorused back.
"Sweet dreams Bella," Edward whispered him my ear. I became a pile of goo and melted into his arms. Not even minutes later I was asleep.
I woke up really warm. It was never this warm in the Cullen house. I tried to roll over but couldn't. I felt something contract around me and last night came back to me. That something was Edward's arms. My eyes flew open and I saw Alice and Rose looking at me and Edward sleeping. Em and Jasper were still asleep as was Edward.
"What time is it?" I asked quietly.
"Eight, Merry Christmas," Alice replied wiggling her eyebrows.
I giggled and rolled my eyes, "You too."
"When's everyone getting here?" Rose asked wiping the sleep from her eyes.
"Noon I think," Alice replied as Jasper stirred.
"Mornin' darling," Jasper said pulling Alice in tighter and giving her a kiss on the head.
"Merry Christmas," Alice said beaming.
"I can only guess what your present is," I murmured. Rose caught it and couldn't stop herself from laughing loudly. Alice glared at me while Jasper looked confused. Rose's laughing stirred Em.
"Merry Christmas," Rose whispered.
"You too Babe," Em replied stretching a bit. He looked up at me and smirked.
"Good luck with that, he sleeps like a rock," Em said nodding his head at Edward. I sighed and tried to wiggle out of Edward's grip. I made a little progress but then he pulled me even closer to himself. Everyone could see my shock when I felt Edward's little friend in my back.
Em's laugh boomed, "Is Little Eddie making an appearance?"
Esme and Carlisle came running down the stairs, "What'd we miss?"
"Nothing," I muttered trying to get out of Edward's grip again.
"She's right, Eddie being a little happy is nothing," Em added laughing again.
"You're going to wake him," Esme chided running out of the room. Alice and I exchanged a glance, Esme's getting the camera. I tried even more to get up but met no avail.
"You two look so cute," Esme said happily as she came back in with the camera.
"Mom, don't," I pouted.
"I want a picture and I will get it," Esme replied.
"You also wanted me to quote, 'fuck your son,' and that didn't happen," I retorted. That sent the room into chaos as Esme blushed. The volume of the room woke Edward up.
"What's so funny?" he grumbled snuggling into my hair.
"Nothing," Esme said quickly. Of course everyone let hers go.
"Merry Christmas everyone," Carlisle said breaking the awkward silence that had begun.
Edward who had been moving around a little stopped and looked up. I turned around in his arms. He noticed our position and smiled sheepishly at me.
"Merry Christmas," he greeted the room while keeping his eyes on me.
"Yeah, yeah," Alice said, "we need to get ready." Alice once again pried me out of Edward's arms. She tugged me upstairs to the bathroom and practically threw me in the shower. For being so small that pixie was strong.
"Ten minutes Bella," Alice said. I washed my hair with my strawberry shampoo and thought back to how Edward said he liked it. Next, I used my freesia body wash.
"Bella, out now!" Alice yelled. I sighed and shut off the warm water. I wrapped a towel around my head and one around my body. I walked into our room.
"Here," Alice said throwing an underwear set at me. It was Christmas themed, red with green lace. Next she threw at me black skinny jeans. After that a green sweater with a black tank top under it.
"No Alice," I said to the green heels sitting next to the bed.
"Why?" Alice whined.
"Because unlike you, I'm on my feet all day," I said picking up my black flats and slipping them on. I looked at the clock and saw it was nine. "You have a half an hour."
"Let's go," Alice said pulling me in front of the vanity. She blow dried by hair into natural waves. Then she put on light make-up, it didn't take much for me.
"That'll do," Alice said at nine twenty-five.
"Thanks Alice," I said hugging her and rushing downstairs.
"Hello dear," Esme said when I came into the kitchen.
"Hello Esme," I said wiggling my eyebrows at her. She laughed and gave me a pointed look.
"Hey I already told you I didn't give him any," I said putting my hands up and grinning.
"Why won't you listen to Naughty Esme?" Esme said putting her hand over her heart dramatically.
"Because Naughty Esme is out of her mind," I replied.
"Oh whatever, get over here and help me cook," Esme ordered. I laughed at joined her.
Esme and I finally were done with preparations right at noon. Now all that had to be done was the actually cooking.
"Smells good Ma," Em said walking in. He grabbed one of the leftover donuts we had for breakfast this morning.
"I agree," Edward added walking in. He also grabbed a donut and smiled at me. One word, swoon. Alice came prancing into the room Jasper behind her. Next came Rose and shortly after Carlisle, who gave Esme a kiss.
"I can tell this is going to be a good Christmas," Rose said.
"I don't know, I have feeling something bad is coming," Alice said frowning. I was the only one who knew to take Alice's feelings seriously.
"Everything will be fine," Esme said waving off the thought. There was a ringing of the doorbell. No one made a move to get up.
"Now you let me get it," Edward muttered walking past me. I laughed and was joined by Em who was walking behind Edward. Carlisle and Esme walked behind the boys. Rose, Jasper, Alice, and I were the only ones left in the kitchen.
"EDDIE!" I heard a girl screech. We exchanged glances and walked to the foyer. "Oh I missed you so much," she continued. Rose and I walking side-by-side were the first ones to see the spectacle in front of us. We nearly fell over laughing. There hugging Edward, or Eddie as she preferred, was Tanya Denali.
So cliffy, I know you hate me but Wednesday is looking promising for an update :) Once again vote on my poll please.
Lastly some stories I love (there's a lot more than this but here are a few):
Theodicy by Kristonio, Bella is a vampire turned after her mother is killed by vampires. A rosary saves her and now she's off to find Charlie and hopefully live a normal life. It has religion in it but you don't really notice. I'm not religious at all and I can read it, so can you!
Scarlet by archer24, Bella is a thief known as Scarlet. She is one of the most wanted thiefs out there. Edward is an FBI agent that is onto her. Great, great story. Check it out.
(Last one) Dreamcatcher by ocdmess, AU Bella is a dreamcatcher, she has to fight against dreamhunters with the gang. Will the gang prevail or will the hunters win? (I'm still wondering that myself) This story is awesome. Everytime a new chapter shows up in my inbox I'm super happy so check that out.
Anyway my rambling is over, so vote, review, read :)