Chapter 10 girl talk
Rated M for language and sex talk
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
Co written by RatherOddRanger
We take place in Bebes house where Red sat crying on Bebe's couch, she had nowhere else to turn too. Also present were Bebe (because it's her house), Wendy, Lola, Jenny, Annie, Esther and Emily.
''So your 3 months pregnant?'' Asked Emily in shock.
''Why do I feel like I'm getting a repeat performance in my house soon.'' Esther said death glaring at Lola.
''Ugh, I'm fucking your brother Esther, get used to it.'' Snarled Lola.
''Considering the alarming amounts of sex I've had with Stan recently I'll be amazed if I'm not knocked up.'' Mumbled Wendy.
"Well I'm sure Lola and Wendy are using protection…RIGHT," scolded Bebe
"Yeah duhh I use extra spermacide" said Lola
"I am on the pill and Stan uses those new skin tight condoms," said Wendy
"I am a whore A FUCKING WHORE" yelled red
"Well I'm pregnant too I mean only 2 months but yeah I am and I am not too depressed" said Annie
"Its not the same Annie you know who your baby daddy is but I have 3 fucking people who could be it" said red
"3 DAMN GIRL" said bebe
"Who" asked Wendy
"Well I slept with jimmy I remember that...I swear anything gives that guy a boner also token once and Clyde...weird I know Clyde HA" said red
"Uggh my asshole ex how long has that been going on" asked bebe
"Well he cheated on you with Nichole Heidi I sucked his dick once but its so small I thought I would bite it off" said red
"HAHAHAHAHA" all the girls laughed
"Ok Clyde's a better guy now sense he started dating Jessie" said Wendy
Back too the girls''Wait ... That fucking a-hole, Clyde is dating my cousin Jessie!'' Lola shouted.
''Whoa! Since when?'' Asked Bebe, amazed Clyde had FINALLY moved on from her.
''Since the beginning of this month.'' Replied a angry Lola.
''But I did it with Clyde like over 2 months ago...'' Red mumbled.
''I've got it!'' Said Emily. ''Get an ultra scan and then the doctors can pin point the date of conception based on how far the baby has developed.''
''Might not help, I did it with Token, Bill and Fosse all at once.'' Replied Red.
''Jesus Christ...'' Mumbled Emily.
''And maybe Douglas before that.'' Mumbled Red.
''NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'' Scream Emily.
''Or was it Bluecap? They both look-alike to me.'' Said Red.
All of the girls stared at Red confused until Bebe spoke up.
''Red... Those two look NOTHING a like.'' Pointed out Esther.
"Well we can rule out Bluecap sense he's as straight as a circle" said bebe
"Yeah plus Stan Kyle and Kenny used a taser on me last time I tried" said red
Wendy and bebe then looked pissed
"What...I stopped afterwards uggh maybe guys are too much maybe I need a girlfriend" said red
" Wait you like girls" asked Lola
"Yeah I mean shit a good pussy on pussy action feels amazing" said red
Ester looked at red with spite but she didn't know why
"Well first we need too find out who your baby daddy is so that you don't have too raise this baby alone" said Wendy
"Hahaha if its token I think we will find out quick" said bebe
The girls all laughed
"Hey who wants pizza cause I am craving pizza with a lot of bacon and ham and relish" said Annie
"Oh and spinach yum" said red
"OH OH also sausage" said annie
"Ok can we please not let the 2 pregnant girls choose?" said Emily
"Haha yeah I mean we might as well get 6 mediums" said Wendy
"Well ok we have 1 veggie lovers 1 meat lovers 1 pineapple and anchovies…eww jenny, and 2 Prego orders haha," said Bebe
''Can we get some chicken in there?'' Asked Lola.
''Fuck just remembered my parents gave me buy one get one free coupons, girls we're eating nice tonight!'' Esther proclaimed!
"Haha I know where those are going into" said Bebe
Meanwhile whilst the girls order pizza ...
''Hmm ... when we have kids let's name our daughter Kylie.'' Said Bluecap as Kyle nearly dropped his drink.
''Wha?'' Kyle said wide-eyed.
"KIDS WHAT I mean its a little early for kids besides I don't want to adopt" said Kyle
"Then what surrogate" asked blue
"Well yeah I want to raise from the day it was born" said Kyle
"You can borrow my body if you want" said Emily
"Really I mean its early now I mean were only in our junior years" said Kyle
"Yeah but I have investments in 2 countries when I hit 18 we can buy anything we want for our kids" said Blue
"Yeah…ok" said Kyle
"What about Douglas" asked Stan "I mean is he cool with this" asked Stan
"Well he's off with Kenny and DB at some strip club uggh" said Wendy
"Yeah sorry I gave Kenny permission cause he has been such a good boyfriend I mean I didn't think he would take Douglas and DB" said bebe
"Its cool I mean DB is loyal plus he hates the smell of strippers" said Annie
Meanwhile
"Uggh that chick is ugly" said DB
"Holy shit is that cartmans mom" said Douglas
"Hi boys" said Mrs. cartman
Back at the girls
"Hey Wendy you bisexual right" asked ester
"He he yeah " said Wendy
"Well how do you know when you like a girl" asked ester
"Aww honey I think your cute but I'm engaged but I mean me and Stan are in our wild phase so if you want we can 3 way" said Wendy
"NO I might like...a girl" said ester
"Ohhhhh who is it" said Wendy
"NO its a secret ok I ain't saying" said ester
"Ohh your such a tease" said Wendy
''Look Wendy just respect my privacy, I'd hate for this person to find out before I was comfortable telling her.'' Esther said, worry evident in her voice.
Wendy simply nodded and high fived her friend as Emily angrily got her coat and shoes.
''GGGGRRRRR That Douglas, I'll show him, going to a strip club like that!'' Emily said angrily just as the trio of boys came home.
''A STRIP CLUB!?'' Emily shouted at Douglas.
''Ah nuts.'' Mumbled Douglas.
''Busted.'' DB said with a laugh as Annie just raised an eyebrow making him worry.
"Honey I am not mad but respect Emily when she scolds her boyfriend" said Annie
"Yes honey," said DB
"Dude letting you women scold you weak," said Kenny
"I love her and she can kick my ass," said DB
"Uggh you boys are such pigs looking at other girls titts what your girlfriends aren't good enough," said Wendy
''Relax girls it wasn't anything to write home about, all of the chicks were ugly and Cartman's mom was there.'' Said Kenny
''Emily babe I would never cheat on you, it's just I wanted to hang out with the guys, I've never really had friends being an orphan.'' Douglas said as he gave Emily a hug.
''Ah man that sucks.'' Said Kenny.
''Wait minute, Stan, Kyle, Bluecap?'' Bebe asked.
''Yeah.'' The three replied.
''HOW AND WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!'' She yelled.
"Uhh bebe I know you just got off your period but they have been here the entire time," said Wendy
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Ahh pizzas here…oh and we have 10 pizzas not 6" said jenny
END OF CHAPTER
HAHAHAHA that was funny we have some lemon in store for next chapter so I hope your ready hahaaha