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Kyoko, Haru, and Chrome were walking together on a hot summer day.

"Ah, there you girls are," A woman said to the three girls as she appeared in front of them.

"Hahi, Bianchi-san," Haru was surprised to see her in the street.

"Hello, Bianchi-san," Kyoko greeted her kindly.

"Oh...h-hello Bianchi-san," Chrome shyly waved at the older woman.

"Come with me girls," She started to take a step forward.

"For what desu?" Haru asked.

"As a woman, I feel obligated to teach you girls an important lesson," Bianchi smiled at them. "On how to pleasure men."

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Tsuna arrived at a restaurant and he was about to go in but he was stopped by a loud scream.

"Juudaime!" Gokudera yelled out as he saw Tsuna.

"Eehhh...Gokudera-kun," Tsuna turned to greet his Storm Guardian. "W-what are you doing here?"

"I got a letter telling me to come here." He showed his boss a letter he received.

"I got one to." Tsuna took out his.

"Yo, Tsuna, Gokudera," Yamamoto came over to them smiling his goofy smile. "What are you guys doing here?"

"Tch, we should be asking you that question baseball idiot," The storm looked at him with an annoyed look.

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei came to them running.

"O-Onii-chan…"

"You herbivores are too loud." Tsuna in hearing the familiar voice jumped up in fright.

"H-Hibari-san is also here?"

"Tch, what are you all doing here." Gokudera glared at everyone except Tsuna.

"Well I got a letter telling me to come over here." The rain explained.

"ME TWO TO THE EXTREME!"

"What about you Hibari," Yamamoto asked the cloud.

"The same, and this better be important." He entered the restaurant with the others following.

"Hahi, Bianchi-san should I let them feel them first?"

"Haru-chan I think it's best if they taste them first."

"….can't...t-they just look at them f-first..."

"Any man would be happy to do those things to yours girls."

All the men heard the familiar voices.

"Is that K-Kyoko-chan?" Tsuna asked his guardians.

"Ha, and also that Haru girl." Yamamoto pointed out.

"Even that pineapple girl is here." Hibari sat on a chair that was in the restaurant.

"Yeah, but what is my sis doing with them?" Gokudera rubbed his chin in thought.

"I EXTREMLY wonder what they are up to?" The sun looked in the direction the voices were coming from.

""Y-Yeah what does Bianchi mean by any man would be happy to do those things to yours?"

"Chrome-chan, I think we have to focus on you," They heard the girls again and decided to be quite.

"M-Me," Chrome sounded embarrassed. "..w-why…..am I doing it wrong?"

"No, it's just that you seem timid." Kyoko reassured.

"What could she be timid about," Yamamoto was confused.

"You know Chrome; she is always shy at things." Gokudera decided to sit and pull up a chair for his boss to sit also.

"Yeah and a man would want you to be confident in this." They heard Haru tell Chrome.

"Oh….well w-what should I do."

"First show him what you got." Bianchi's voice was heard.

"What she got?" The boys said together.

"What does she have to show to a guy?" Gokudera looked at Tsuna. Who just shrugged.

"This is useless I'm leaving," Hibari was about to leave but her heard Chrome scream.

"AHH...w-what are you...doing?" They heard steps and shuffling of fabric.

"Let me see them." Kyoko giggled.

"B-But…"

"Come on Chrome-chan we let you see ours."

"That's right and we are all women there is no need to be shy."

"See ours?" Tsuna had a huge question in his mind. "What are they talking about?"

He turned to Gokudera, who tied his hair up and placed his glasses on his eyes. (Shit s going down when he does that.)

"Well, as you know I like observed different specimens, so I did a little research on the species of women."

"Ha, research," Yamamoto laughed lightly.

"Are you serious to the EXTREME!." The boxer was astonished.

"Idiot," Hibari muttered out.

"W-What did you find out?" Tsuna asked the brainy storm.

"Well Juudaime, women often compare each other, so my thought is that are comparing their…." He blushed but coughed out the answer. "B-Breasts…"

"W-What!"

All the guardians, even Hibari, fell silent.

"O-Okay…" Chrome agreed, the guys still kept quite.

"Wow, Chrome-chan yours is bigger than ours."

Ryohei let out a couch as he heard that. Hibari just sent him a glare.

"N-no their not…"

"Don't be shy, the bigger the better, men like that." Gokudera mentally cursed his sister for saying that.

Yamamoto started to turn away and he laughed nervously.

"Yeah and look they are so pink and round." All the guys started to image…Chrome's….bust.

"Yeah and mine is smaller than yours I wonder if I can make them bigger?" Kyoko spoke out, causing the boxer to cough even louder.

"Hahi, I want to make them bigger for Tsuna-kun!" Tsuna fell of his chair as he heard Haru.

"J-Juudaime!" Gokudera helped Tsuna but then he found that he had passed out.

"Well I know a trick that can make them bigger."

"You do please tell us."

"I can't handle this to the EXTREME!" Ryohei bolted out the door while covering his nosebleed from the others.

Hibari just closed his eyes; he really didn't know what to do. Either get out like that herbivore of a boxer or stay and…..

"Did you hear that?" Kyoko said. "I think that was my onni-chan."

"Hahi, that means the guys are here! Let go show them what we got."

Yamamoto started to laugh nervously once more while looking outside the restaurant. Hibari kept his eyes closed as he sat on the chair. He still did not know what to do.

"Girl's show them what I thought you," Bianchi opened the door of the kitchen.

All the girls saw, Hibari Kyoya with his eyes closed and it looks like his eye brow was twitching, Yamamoto had his back to them and he was laughing weirdly. They saw that Tsuna was sleeping? And he had a bit of blood on his nose. Gokudera was fanning him but he turned to face the girls. He started to choke, he saw his sister.

In mean while Hibari and Yamamoto thought that he saw the girls….breast and had passed out.

Yamamoto heard some footsteps coming up to him.

"Yamamoto-kun would you like to try Haru's..." Yamamoto fell to the ground, he couldn't take it, and so he passed out laughing and with a bloody nose.

"Well that's weird," The poison cooker said. "Tsuna, Gokudera, and Yamamoto are all asleep,"

"Yeah but what happened to my onni-chan?" Kyoko whispered.

"Hahi, no one got to try Haru's!"

"Chrome go offer yours to Hibari."

"M-Me….o-okay…" She walked over to Hibari.

The cloud felt his breathing go up as he felt Chrome get closer to him.

'I will not open my eyes I will not open my eyes, if I do I will bite myself to death' He tried to discipline himself, but on the other side of his brain was falling into temptation. 'Come on one look won't hurt even that herbivore is offering her delicious and plump' Hibari twitched. ' I WILLL NOT LOOK'

"H-Hibari-san…would you like to try…." He couldn't help it, he is a man after all, how could he resist, he opened his eyes. In front of him were two huge and pink… "Dumplings."

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