Queen of Commas: You're sort of right! Also, I added some more drinking moments. Enjoy your alcoholic beverages!

sailorblaze: I luv u 2! POPIPOPIPO POPIPO!

Angelucie: You seem to be having fun… I once ate half a pound of skittles… Then I threw up a rainbow!

Dakota Ishtar: ONLY PUSSIES DRINK WATER FOR A DRINKING GAME! Joking, thanks for the review! He is NOT very bright XD I was talking to him the other day, and he sure is a spaz! But, he's a sweet spaz! One Direction? You mean the Band? I really can't stand them, I'm more of a hard rock girl…

Scaevola2: Thanks for the review! I passed on the message ;)

EgyptianBlueEyes: Yes he is…

Bakura: I am not!

SHUT UP, BAKURA!

TurboDuel: Thanks!

Bakura: I'm no third wheel!

Don't worry, Bakura.

VampiressBeauty20: Thanks for the review!

Melvin: I'll get right on it…

Drinking game:

Every time Marik says 'Frig' or any of its variations, take a drink!

Every time Marik calls Bakura 'Fluffy' 'Kitty' or ''Kura', take a drink!

Every time Bakura says something British (Bloody, Wanker, Bugger, ect.), take a drink!

Every time someone says a bad word, take a drink! You have to take two if it is 'Frig' or one of Bakura's British exclamations.

Every time Yugi says 'Super Special Awesome', take a drink!

Whenever Kaiba tells Mokuba to shut up, take a drink!

Whenever John the Bazooka is shot, take 3 drinks!

I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, Yu-Gi-OH Abridged, this list, Target, the idea for this fic, sailorblaze, SpongeBob, or Leather pants.

I'm getting ready, my legs have been waxed
Cause when we get them I am wearing your slacks
Right on my touche
Touche touche touche (Right on my touche.)
Me and Bakura, we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oooooooooooo~
Me and Bakura, we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Ha-ha-hahaha Mwa-ha-hahaha
We've got the leather pants!

After Marik got… cleaned off, he, Bakura, and Sailorblaze all met in the food section to discuss their next action.

Bakura got out his list and read, "Number 187. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'," Marik and Sailor looked at each other

"Shall we?" asked Sailorblaze.

"YES! And I shall be the dragon of the lair!" Marik declared.

"I don't know, I think Bakura should be the dragon," Sailorblaze suggested.

"And why the bloody hell is that?" Bakura said, eying Sailorblaze suspiciously.

"Because then Marik could be the Prince in shining armor, coming to save the damsel in distress from the evil dragon-kitty," Sailorblaze said, smirking slightly at Bakura. "Me being the damsel in distress."

Bakura clenched his fist, "That is the most-"

"Amazing Idea ever!" Marik interrupted. "I mean, look at me! I was born to be a friggin prince!"

"Really? Did you hear that, Bakura? Marik thinks the idea is the most amazing idea ever," Sailorblaze said in mock-surprise while increasing her smirk at Bakura. Bakura could feel his blood boil as his face turned a deep shade of red.

"Excellent, Bakura! You look just like a dragon about to breathe fire!" Marik yelled.

Bakura's eye twitched, "Look, let's just skip this one."

"We can't do that, fluffy-"

"Don't call me bloody fluffy!" Bakura yelled, crossing off number 187.

"Bakura, you can't just-"

"Shut up! I certainly don't need your opinion." Bakura interrupted Sailorblaze.

Marik knew better than to argue with Bakura when he was in one of his moods, and decided to go along with Bakura. He took out the list and read, "Number 188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack."

"I think you should do this one, Bakura," Sailorblaze said irritably.

"I disagree. I think our guest should have the fun," He shot back.

Marik glanced at Bakura, then to Sailorblaze, then back to Bakura, "Um, how about I just do it?" And with that said, Marik grabbed his chest and fell to the ground. "Oh, the friggin pain! The excruciating pain I feel in my heart is worse than a Rob Schneider film!"

Just then, Mokuba walked by, carrying a SpongeBob season one DVD, "Seto! That man is having a heart attack!"

"SHUT UP, MOKUBA!" Kaiba yelled for the umpteenth time, pulling Mokuba out of the store.

"But Seto! We haven't paid for my movie!" Mokuba cried.

"Screw the money, I have money!" Kaiba yelled.

Satisfied, Marik got up and checked number 188 off the list, "Number 189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them,"

Bakura opened his mouth to speak, but he was silenced by the feeling of something wet and squishy collide with the back of his head. He reached around and grabbed the thing that had hit him. He stared at the bright red tomato in his hand, momentarily confused. His confusion quickly subsided when he was tackled from behind.

"Get the hell off me, you bloody wanker!" Bakura yelled.

"No! I'm only doing the list!" Sailorblaze yelled back.

"Well, why did you do it to me? You're supposed to do it to the shoppers, that's the point!" Bakura said, angrily.

"Fine," Sailorblaze said, getting off of Bakura. Bakura got up, confused as to why he was released so easily. His confusion faded when he saw Sailorblaze pick up a tomato and throw it into the back of Yami's head.

Yami turned around, "Who threw that at me?"

"He did," Sailorblaze casually said, pointing at Bakura.

'Bugger, bugger, bloody bugger!' Bakura thought. Yami walked over to him and held up his hand.

MIND CRUSH!

When Bakura regained consciousness, he was staring up at Marik. Marik had a worried expression on his face.

"Bakura! You're awake!" Marik yelled.

"Ugh… I got mind crushed for something I didn't even do…" Bakura said, holding his head.

"It's okay, I'm sure Blaze didn't know he would mind crush you!" Marik said, helping Bakura up.

"Yeah, I didn't mean to get you hurt!" Sailorblaze said in mock-sorrow.

"I think we should get you home…" Marik said, taking Bakura's hand.

Bakura, however, yanked his hand away, "No, Marik, I think we should do one more thing before we go our merry little way."

Marik scratched his head, "You do? But you just got mind crushed! Don't you want to rest? We can continue tomorrow."

"No, no, Marik, this cannot wait," Bakura turned to Sailorblaze, who looked just as confused as Marik, "190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."" Bakura narrowed his eyes.

"Bakura, what are you-" Sailorblaze tried to say, but was interrupted by Bakura grabbing John the Bazooka out of thin air and pointing at her.

"Attention, Sailorblaze, I would like to inform you that your world is about to end," Bakura said. He pulled the trigger and shot Sailorblaze with a rainbow colored laser.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Sailorblaze yelled. When the smoke cleared, she was gone.

"And also, there is a sale on isle nine," Bakura said, lowering the Bazooka.

"Bakura! You've gone crazy again! Don't friggin hurt me!" Marik yelled.

"No, Marik, I am very much in control."

"So, you mean… You sent Sailorblaze to another dimension on purpose?"

"That is correct. She kept getting on my bloody nerves, taking my screen time, being smug to me, trying to steal you from me-"

"Trying to steal me from you?" Marik interrupted. He smiled and then continued, "Aw, Bakura, were you jealous?"

"Wha- Jealous? Are you bloody joking? No! I… just meant that she was trying to replace me as your evil partner!" Bakura cried.

"Sure you did, Bakura," Marik said sarcastically.

"I bloody did!" Bakura yelled. He stomped out of Target. Marik smiled in Bakura's direction and followed him out of the store.

(And now for the stinger!)

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" Sailorblaze yelled as she fell to the ground. Rubbing her head, she looked around "Where am I? Where did Bakura send me?"

"HEY THERE! THIS WORLD IS PRETTY EXTREEEEEEEEME! TALK ABOUT POP FLYIN'! FEEL THE FLO AND GET SET TO GET DENT, MOTHER(bleep)ERS, YEAH!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU, BAKURA!"

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Well, there you have it! Sailorblaze had a good run, and she got to have a lot of fun! Please do not take this as an offence to her, it's really only supposed to be funny. Really, Sailorblaze is super nice and would never be mean to Bakura like that, but I wanted to add some romantic tension in there for all us thiefshippers (If ur nut a theefshipur, den FUK U) Have a nice day, see you all next week! Or longer, I'm going camping on Wednesday, so I won't be able to update until at least Saturday. And to that one anonymous reviewer (who's review I removed) who said something about me criticizing her friend's story, I'm sure that the story was terrible and that it deserved my criticism. And if you're going to insult me, please try to do so with proper grammar. Have a nice life!