Drabble Rating: T
Status: 10/45
Word Count: 269 words
Warning: None.
Theme: Kiba
"Naruto!" A loud bang emanated from the front door as the perpetrator kicked it in. "You are in so much trouble!"
The blond looked up from mending his shirt and blinked. "Kiba?"
The dog boy growled. "Damn right! Why didn't you tell me you and that Uchiha were smitten!?"
Naruto blinked again. "Smitten?"
"Living together? Screwing each other senseless? Saying mushy-gushy 'I love yous' every night in bed?" Kiba paused. "Oh god, sharing the same underwear!?"
"Woah, okay, slow down. Yes, we live together. Yes, we screw each other. Yes, we trade 'I love yous'. But for god's sake we don't wear each other's underwear! That's just gross!"
"And trading spit isn't?" Kiba twitched.
Naruto gave an annoyed stare. "You and Hinata do it. Or do you have a better name for it? Eating her tonsils? Cleaning her teeth? Tongue wars?"
Kiba flushed. "Okay, scratch that part. But why didn't you tell me?"
"I thought you knew."
"Well obviously I didn't if I'm here now!" He barked.
"Everybody else seemed to know."
Kiba blinked. "Every...one..."
"Even Akamaru."
At that, dog boy whipped his head to his dog and snarled. "You traitor! You never told me!"
Akamaru gave a bored yawn.
Kiba threw his hands in the air. "Why is the world so cruel?"
"Hey uh--you might want to leave before Sasuke comes back." Naruto folder the shirt and smiled. "He doesn't like to have his afternoon play time interrupted."
Kiba stared in horror for a moment before he took off, arms flailing and mouth open wide, yelling things about 'damn that Uzumaki for scarring poor Inuzuka's like me.'