i meet god The title of the Chapter. Does this mean he is dead?
i woke up in heven. soulja boy wuz playin an i saw dis big ol nigga in a wit robe dat lookd lik 50 cent. Oh my…Did you just call the all-powerful God a "nigger?"
"hello turtle" he sed.
"how do u no mi name" i sed
"bcuz im god turtle" he sed i wuz amased. You were amazed by the Black God?
"am i ded" i sed.
"yes u r" sed god. Yay! Party at my huse!
"den dat meen..." i sed
"yes it duz" sed god "but dont cri turtle cuz it aint yo tym yet so im senden u bak. Aw…i wan u 2 kill dat evil jew hu killd mi only son" Who would that be?
"yes lod" i sed.
"an rememba turtle, i will alweys bein wachin ova u. goodbi" sed god
"godbi" i sed.
i woke up in mi room.
"wuz wrong" sed hary pottr "u look wit as a cracker" These racist comments are killing me…
"aw noddin" i sed. Nothing. I just died and met the nigger who calls himself God.
"well u woke up jus in tim" sed shieqwaz "da bromstik chaminship is stardin an ur da star playa" Star player? What planet am I on?
WHEN WILL IT END? Oh yeah. It does end. At chapter 76!