I don't own Naruto.
I do own Shiori-chan!
Shiori: -sighs softly-
Itachi: what's wrong?
Shiori: nothing! -looks away blushing-
Itachi: something's wrong.
Shiori: No, there isn't. oh look, questions!!
Itachi: That was a smart move...
OMG
XD Question for Shiori: Are you a killer/ninja she-witch?
Because now you're kinda scaring me.. -Laugh.- Oh, and where's
Sasori? He owes me a puppet! DX Question for Hidan: Guess
what? I don't give a damn! -Shot him a bunch of times with 50 Caliber
Sniper Rifles.- HA! TRY SURVIVING THAT, -Censor-!! Question
for Pein: Answer now, or you get shot too -Evil glare.- Question
for Itachi: FINE! But can you at least transform into a weasel? And
is a weasel your true, ultimate, final, super, totally, awesome, gay
transformation? Question for Sasuke: Okay, if you're not gay,
then how come so many people paired you up with him? And why did they
show me a manga about you getting your raped by Orichimaru, and
LIKING it. Question for Deidara: Deidara, you rock, can you
give me a hug? -Pout, opening arms for a hug.- Question for
myself: Why am I asking so many random questions?! I frankly don't
know now .-. Question for Konan: Can you make me a paper
gun? Question for Zetsu: Do you make your own food then? If
so, squeeze me out some, I'm hungry here! -Bite Zetsu's
head.- Question for Kisame: Do you think you'd taste good as a
fried fish? -Took out a flamethrower to use on him.- Question
for Sasori: When are you going to make that damn puppet for
me? Question for Kakuzu: YES YOU DO! YOU PLAYED POKER WITH ME
AND LOST SO MANY TIMES, I SHOULD BE CALLING YOU TSUNADE! That
is all, and have a nice day Shiori! -Threw flowers at the people he
didn't torture.-
Shiori: I'm not a witch. kay? I'm just a blood-thristy killer ninja. I have my violent moments. Despite that, I'm pretty much, a girl
who can do almost anything! And I mean anything.
Hidan: I'M IMMORTAL!!
Pein: Yes, I am a God. Wether you like it or not.
Itachi: I can but I won't. Weasels don't have a gay transformation.
Sasuke: LIES!!
Dei Dara: Sure... -gives hug-
Konan: a paper gun? No problem.
Zetsu: I;m a cannibal. I eat people. And stop biting my head.
Kisame: I never ate fish in my life, so I wouldn't know how it tastes.
Sasori: I'll make you a puppet but you need a dead body.
Kakuzu: I have no idea what you're talking about. -shifty eyes-
Shiori: okay... ummm...
Pein: Is Karin still alive?
Shiori: idk
Pein: shouldn't you know?
Shiori: yeah, but I didn't bother to see if she was alive.
Pein: ...
Shiori: more questions!!
I
wasn't mentioned. T.T Oh well, onto the questions!
Everybody: DO
YOU LIKE WAFFLES? Cuz I like waffles! DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES? Cuz I
like pancakes! DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST? Cuz I like french
toast!(shoves mouthful of waffles down Sasuke's throat) BYE!! : )
from Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku
Akatsuki: uhhhh... yeah.
Sasuke: -muffled talking-
Shiori: Sasuke! -Kicks him-
Sasuke: -gasping-
Shiori: are you ok?
Sasuke: fine. -coughs-
Shiori: -pats back-
Sasuke: thanks.
Shiori: welcome.
Itachi: You still have to answer my question.
Shiori: I uhhh...
Sorry my chapter was so short! next one will be longer!
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