Chapter 10
Raw
Katie stood around ringside watching Matt wrestle Kurt Angle on Raw. Next thing she knew Edge was walking down to the ring. He made his way over to Katie and said something to her causing her to back away angrily. Matt noticed him and turned his attention away from his match. Lita ran down to the ring and slid a chair to Angle as Edge grabbed Katie around the wrist. The referee got out trying to help Katie. Matt shouted obscenities at him right before Angle hit him from behind with the chair and slid it out to Lita and got the pin on Matt. Katie struggled to get away from Edge and when she did she slid into the ring to check on Matt as Kurt Angle left the ring. Edge got into the ring and stalked her from behind as Lita got into the ring in front of her. Katie stood up as Lita walked over to her and looked down at Matt smiling. Katie told her to back off. Lita replied with a slap across her face. Katie hit her across the face and they broke into a full out brawl as Matt rolled over in time to see Katie punching Lita like a madwoman in the corner before putting her foot against her throat. Edge ran over and grabbed Katie by the hair but Matt attacked him from behind. Lita jumped on his back but he flipped her over onto the mat. Edge grabbed Lita and pulled her out of the ring and headed up the ramp as Matt and Katie stood in the ring begging them to come back. Shane McMahon announced a match for Wrestlemania between Matt and Edge. They'd be facing off in a TLC match for the WWE Heavyweight title.
Matt poured marinara sauce on his pasta and licked his fingers. He took a guzzle of his third beer. "Can't have any of this Lucas. Man! I'm so fucking drunk!" he chuckled. Lucas ran towards the front door barking just as the doorbell rang. "Who's there buddy?" he said wiping his hands on a towel and going to answer the door. He pulled the door open to see Amy.
"Hey Matt. I thought I'd come by and say hi. I know Katie is doing signings for Playboy. I brought you some Chinese food and beer" she grinned holding up a bag of food in one hand and beer in the other.
"Yea, Nash went with her. I don't need beer but it can be refrigerated for later. Plus I've had two cups of Grey Goose" Matt said inviting her in and taking the beer out of her hand.
"She's still having problems with that stalker?" Amy questioned following him into the kitchen.
"Yes. He's getting more bold. We have security around the property a few times a day. So, what's going on with you?" Matt asked taking the food from her.
"Nothing, just tired of being alone at night" she sighed picking up Lucas.
"Hmm, where's Adam?" Matt asked getting some plates.
"Visiting Jay. I tell you I cannot believe I left you for him. I was so stupid. Honestly, I'd give anything to erase the past year of our lives and pretend it never happened" Amy admitted.
"Amy, don't do this" Matt begged as his heart started to race as he sat down. "We've both moved on. No sense in dwelling in the past" Matt said covering his mouth as he yawned.
"I do. I want us to be back to the way we used to be" she sighed.
"I'm married Amy. I'm committed to Logan now. You know that" Matt said leaning back in his chair. They ate in silence for about twenty minutes before Amy spoke up.
"You can't tell me that since we broke up you haven't lain awake thinking about me" she challenged.
"Of course I think about you. We work together and we have history" he shrugged getting up and heading to the living room to relax on the sofa.
"You don't love her like you loved me" Amy told him as she walked over to the sofa and straddled him.
"What the hell are you doing?" Matt said trying to stifle a yawn.
"I miss you, I miss this and no one has to know but us" she whispered right before kissing him passionately.
He struggled against her but she was insistent. "I'm drunk. So damn drunk" he murmured against her lips.
"I know" she smiled devilishly.
Raw
"Can you believe that Playboy centerfold Katie Logan-Hardy will be here tonight wrestling on Raw?" asked Jonathan Coachman as he, Jerry Lawler and Joey Styles sat back as Edge started off the beginning of Raw with Carlito as his guest on his show "The Cutting Edge."
"Huh? Oh I'm sorry. I was sitting over here looking at Katie's pictures in this months Playboy magazine. Oh my God! She's pouring her heart out! I'm sweating over here! How lucky Matt Hardy is to go to bed next to that every night! Oh my God! She has a landing strip on her…Ohh hoo! I can never look at Katie Logan the same!" Jerry Lawler squealed flipping through the pages of Katie's Playboy layout as Edge interviewed Carlito.
"You know Carlito, you've been kicking asses and taking names lately. At No Way Out you took out Shelton Benjamin. Imagine beating him to become Intercontinental Champ. Now that was awesome! I mean, cool" Edge smiled widely as Carlito nodded in agreement.
"Your right. It was very cool. Speaking of cool…the way you totally manhandled that ex girlfriend of yours. So what that she's totally hot in Playboy…I mean not that I bought a copy" Carlito said nervously as Edge frowned. "I mean how dare she slap you when you were just trying to console her in her time of mourning" Carlito frowned.
"Yea, she was always unappreciative of me. I mean she cheated on me with Matt "Jobber" Hardy for Christ's sake!" Edge grunted.
"That's uncool" Carlito said shaking his head as Katie's new theme music, a remix version of "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry erupted throughout the arena. She made her way down to the ring dancing sexy for the fans in a pair of white pants with a big gold belt through her pants and a white belly shirt and white boots. She got into the ring.
She waved to the fans with a smile on her face and motioned for a microphone. She turned her attention to Edge and Carlito as her music stopped. "You are just really an asshole aren't you?" Katie laughed shaking her head as the fans chanted, "Asshole!"
"Hey, why are you out here? Your hubby isn't on the card tonight. This is my time on the Cutting Edge" Carlito fussed adjusting his belt over his shoulder as he eyed her cleavage.
"You can have your time as you call it after I have my say. So, right about now, you leaving the ring would be…really cool" Katie smiled ushering him over to the ropes and holding them open for him. Carlito climbed out of the ring pissed off as Katie turned to Adam.
"You can't come out here making demands!" Edge shouted in her face. "If you think you can just interrupt my show then you really are a crazy b…."
"Adam, don't piss me off" Katie said looking at him intensely. Adam looked scared and backed off. "Now I know that you're a bastard but you really messed up when you speared Matt. You see, he can't get it out of his mind. He's obsessed with getting his revenge on you and you know what? Now that you've miraculously won the World Heavyweight title after No Way Out, with the help of some awesomely hot chick that graces the cover of Playboy this month" she bragged flipping her hair over her shoulder as the audience started to chant her name. "Matt figured out how to hit you where it hurt" Katie said as Edge eyed his crotch. Katie looked down and scoffed, "Come on Adam, I've seen you naked and they saw the Rated X sex show. You aren't that big so you wouldn't feel much" she laughed as the fans chanted "No dick Edge!" "I meant Matt wanted to hit you where it hurts you, pride wise. Since I helped you get the belt, well… let's just say its drove him damn near insane now. Then his need for gold started to rub off on me. Now I have a taste for gold too" Katie flirted as she ran her hand across his belt strapped around his waist.
"You want me huh?" Edge flirted.
"Want you? Hell no! I was just going to tell you to not get used to sporting this belt because come Wrestlemania 22? It will be around Matt Hardy's waist" Katie said walking away. She paused as Edge grabbed her by the arm.
"When are you going to get it through your head that Hardy is a loser?" Edge shouted at her as Matt attacked him from behind. Edge stood up and was speared by Matt. Lita ran down to the ring with her Women's title and tried to hit Matt with it but he ducked and grabbed her to him and applied the Side Effect on her.
Edge crawled over towards Matt trying to fight back but Matt slammed him back into the corner. Katie pushed Matt away from Edge as he went for the twist of fate. She waited until Edge stood upright and turned towards her and hit him right smack on the chin with the Katie Kick. After a minute of eyeing each other deviously from opposite corners and walking around Edge and Lita's bodies lying in the ring, Katie fell to her knees next to them. She tried to wake Lita but she was out cold so Katie grabbed Edge by his hair and forced him to look her in the eye.
"Adam, you tell that redheaded bitch that I'm coming for her belt in a street fight with extreme rules. When she wakes up, tell Lita I'll see her at Wrestlemania 22" Katie laughed kissing Edge on the mouth as Matt tossed the belt across Edge's chest as the crowd went crazy with Mattitude and Katie chants as they slid out the ring together and headed to the back as the show ended.
Batista sat back reading the newspaper in the catering hall. He was full and could barely move. He decided to catch up on his favorite sports teams when an unexpected conversation took place at the table next to him. He raised the paper over his face and listened intensely.
"Are you sure?" Milena whispered to Amy.
"No, but I'm late and Matt was the last person I was with. We hooked up while Katie was gone. It was great. Some of the best sex we ever had" Amy confessed.
Dave couldn't believe what he was hearing. Not Matt Hardy. Mr. Faithful himself. He listened closely as they continued their whispering.
"So, you gonna tell him?" Milena inquired eating her salad.
"Not until I know for sure. I need to get through Wrestlemania this weekend and then I'll decide what to do from there" Amy sighed sadly.
"Girl, Matt would leave Katie Logan in a heartbeat to raise a family with you" Milena told her.
"You think so?" Amy asked with newfound interest.
"Yea! He loves you girl, come on. Katie is his rebound" Milena scoffed.
"Yea, she is" Amy said getting up to leave.
"Wait up, I'm finished" Milena said throwing her plate into the trash and following Amy out.
Batista slowly lowered his newspaper. There was no doubt; Amy was referring to Matt Hardy. Katie's, Matt Hardy. She was possibly pregnant by that cheating bastard. What should he do? Should he tell Katie?
Wrestlemania 22
Lita overpowered Katie at first but Katie took Lita down with her version of the head scissors. Lita tried to counter but Katie used her feet. Lita angrily backed Katie into the corner and pummeled her across the face six times and started to choke her. The ref started to count but Lita let go. She went back for Katie but was thrown over the ringpost. Katie got her bearings and slid outside the ring and grabbed a kendo stick out of the basket full of weapons. As Lita stood up she was whacked across the back three times and howled out in pain. Katie went at Lita in the corner but Lita countered with right hands. Lita hit a Litacanrana on Katie but it didn't have much affect as Katie kicked out at two. Lita and Katie went at it as the crowd is standing on their feet. Katie takes her down in a bridge. Lita counters but Katie counters as well. Back slide by Lita but Katie got out.
"This is more than a catfight King!" JR bellowed. "They've beat the hell out of each other with pots, pans, ironing boards, and even the darn iron!" JR shouted excitedly.
"Yea, its one of my many fantasies come true!" King responded practically salivating as Lita pulled down Katie's shiny silver shorts and spanked her across her butt.
"Why am I not surprised?" JR chuckled as Katie ripped one of Lita's shirts off and hit her with an array of chest slaps that echoed throughout the arena. Lita grabbed a trashcan lid off the apron and slammed Katie across the head with it.
"That's going to leave a mark!" King shouted shifting in his seat.
Lita slid out of the ring and headed up the ramp to the back. Katie quickly followed and was attacked from behind by Lita as she entered the back curtains. Lita threw her across a table filled with food and grabbed a handful of food off the floor and stuffed Katie's mouth with it as she called her names like slut and whore. Katie screamed and gave an elbow to Lita's ribs and grabbed her by the hair and drug her across the food table face first and then down the hall ramming her head into two of the dressing room doors. The third room Jericho, Chris Masters, Batista, John Cena, Randy Orton and the Spirit Squad were all looking at Playboy magazines. Katie stood in shock as they eyed her approvingly. She turned her attention back to Lita to be kicked in the stomach. She fell to her knees. Lita screamed and snatched Jericho's Playboy magazine and tore it up tossing the pieces on Katie as she tried to get up. She grabbed Katie by the hair and drug her back into the hallway. The fourth door was the women's locker room. The divas were scattering out of their way in different states of dress as they fell into the room and quarreled over the couch. Lita grabbed a glass bowl and hit Katie on the head practically knocking her out for a few seconds. Lita quickly went for the cover. At the count of two out of nowhere Trish Stratus dropped an elbow onto Lita's back breaking the count. Trish and Lita went at it as Katie got her bearings and left the dressing room in a stagger trying to head back to the ring. Jeff Hardy was walking towards her hooking his Smackdown title belt around his waist.
"Oh my God! Katie are you okay?" Jeff asked as he noticed her blonde hair was a bloody mess. "You need to see a doctor" Jeff got out before Umaga came out of nowhere and blindsided Jeff with a clothesline causing Katie to fall onto him hitting him between the legs. Jeff yelled out in pain as Lita crawled out of the women's locker room with an angry Trish right on her heels as Katie got up checking on Jeff. The referees grabbed Trish forcing her to stay out of the match.
Katie and Lita locked eyes with one another and dove at one another with an array of punches. They fought over to Edge's locker room and fell in as he sat in a chair watching them on the television while trying to hide the copy of the Playboy he was scanning over. He grabbed Katie by the hair but she low blowed him. Lita grabbed the chair and hit Katie in the head and went for the cover. Katie kicked out at 2 ½. Frustrated, Lita grabbed her and lead her down the hall and back to the ring. Katie stopped short and rammed her into the ringpost and crawled under the ring.
"Uhh JR, I think Katie Logan has lost her mind. She's under the ring. The loss of blood has affected her thinking" Lawler said as Lita rolled back into the ring "Is it me or is Katie still hot covered in blood? Oh the dreams I've had about her after seeing that Playboy layout. How dare Lita tear up a perfectly good magazine. Jericho loves the articles in Playboy!" he joked.
"I think your right King she is a good looking woman… but wait…oh I think she's thinking just fine!" JR shouted as Katie appeared on the other side of the ring and crawled into the ring with Triple H's sledgehammer. "I think business is about to pick up!" JR shouted.
"Never in my career JR have I seen a street fight between two hot women turn me on so much!" King screeched.
"Me either!" JR shouted excitedly as Katie hit Lita in the ribs and then slammed her across the head knocking her out cold and busting her open. Blood was gushing from Lita's forehead as Katie climbed the ropes as the fans stood to their feet. She dove off the ropes hitting Lita with a perfect and amazing shooting star press and went for the cover. "One! Two! Three!" JR shouted as Katie got the three count. She stood up and stared down at an unconscious Lita as the ref handed her The Women's Title and raised her hand to the fans screams and cheers.
A bloodied Matt Hardy climbed the ropes and jumped landing a legdrop onto Edge's head and chest. Matt grabbed a table and tried to open it and put it in the middle of the ring. He turned around as Edge grabbed a bent chair he'd used on Matt earlier and smacked him across the face. Matt fell back onto the mat and Edge went for the ladder where the title belt was hanging over the ring but his greed took over and he went over and got the table and placed it sideways in the ropes in the corner close by where Matt was laying. Edge waited for Matt to stand up so he could spear him through the table. A minute later, Matt stood up groggily barely aware of his surroundings. Edge ran towards Matt but Matt dodged out of the way. Edge went through the table and got lodged between the ropes and ringpost. Edge pulled himself out of the corner and turned around to get a kick to the gut and a twist of fate onto the mat.
Matt climbed the rope for the belt but paused and sat on the ladder. He hit Edge with a leg drop from off the top of the ladder. They both lay there barely conscious as a ref started to count to ten. Lita limped down to the ring and pulled Matt over to the corner and climbed the ropes hitting him with a perfect moonsault. She put the ladder back up and forced Edge to climb the ladder to get the belt. He was basically on her shoulders barely conscious. Katie ran down to the ring and pushed the ladder over spilling Lita onto the outside of the ring and causing Edge to fall straddling the top rope. Katie sized Edge up and hit him with The Katie Kick forcing him off the ropes onto the outside onto the floor. Katie tried to get Matt up. He laid in the corner trying to catch his breath. Lita slid into the ring and they both stared each other down before heading outside the ring for a weapon. Lita grabbed a chair and Katie pulled a ladder from under the ring. She pushed it into the ring as Edge got in the ring and Matt stood up eyeing them. Edge speared Matt as Lita dropkicked Katie as she held the ladder in her hand. Lita threw Edge the chair and got out of the ring and returned with another chair as Katie stood up. They prepared to give her a conchairto to the head but Katie saw them and ducked just in time causing the two chairs to slam together hurting their hands. They both screamed in pain as Matt struggled to get up. Matt grabbed Edge and hit him with a Twist of Fate and grabbed the ladder, put it back up and climbed the ladder getting the World Heavyweight title. He stared at it in awe as Katie climbed the ladder on the opposite side and kissed him passionately as Jeff came down wearing his Smackdown belt and carrying Katie's Women's title. Katie straddled the ladder as Jeff climbed the opposite side from Matt handing her the Women's title belt. She and Matt put their belts on and posed for the fans with Jeff up on the ladder. The Hardy's were at the top of the ladder for the first time in their lives and it never felt better.
Katie made her way down the hallway leading to her hotel room after a night of partying with the entire roster after Wrestlemania 22. She'd signed so many Playboy magazines that her wrist hurt. Matt, Jeff, Shane, Shannon, Chris, Trish, Jay, Candace and Stacy were pissy drunk. Katie had a few drinks but she was definitely buzzing. It was 5 a.m. and she was exhausted. Matt and Nash took another elevator but she'd squeezed onto a crowded elevator with Trish, Mickie James, Torrie, Victoria, Chris and Jay.
"Hey congrats champ" Dave called out as she got to her room door. She jumped covering her chest.
"Hey" Katie grinned from ear to ear.
"How does it feel?" Dave smiled walking over and giving her a big hug.
"Hmm, unbelievable" Katie laughed.
"Yea, so… you're out late"
"Early" Katie corrected him looking at her watch.
"Right. You looked so good tonight, well last night. I wanted to celebrate with you but your husband would flip the fuck out so… I can't believe that your all alone without your lap dogs for a change. Hey, do you think we can talk for a minute?" Batista inquired just as Matt and Nash made their way around the corner.
He let out an exasperated breath. "Hey, congrats Matt" Dave said shaking his hand.
"Aww, thanks man. What are you two doing out here in the hall this time of morning?" Matt asked obviously drunk.
"He was congratulating me" Katie informed him as Nash moved forward and opened the door for her. He and Matt stood eyeing Katie and Dave Batista waiting for her to end their conversation and go inside.
"Well, umm, talk to you soon when The Terminator isn't standing guard over your shoulder" Dave told her.
"Yea okay" she said through a half grin.
"Keep it up Batista, and I'll show you what terminate really means" Nash responded with a sinful smile as Katie's cellphone started to ring.
"I'll be back!" Dave joked in his best Arnold Swarzenegger impersonation backing away and leaving.
"Asshole!" Nash responded ushering Matt and Katie into the room.
"Why do you let him get to you?" Matt laughed kicking off his shoes as Katie gasped while talking on the phone. "What is it?" Matt asked walking over to her in a hurry. She put her hand up to silence him.
"Mom, no! How could you not tell me something like that?" Katie whined flopping down on the chair.
"The cancer back?" Matt asked nervously.
"Okay, fine. See you in a few days" Katie sighed hanging up the phone.
"She okay?" Nash asked.
"No! She's pregnant" Katie groaned placing her head in her hands.
"What!" Nash gasped.
Matt was cracking up laughing. "Matt! It's not funny!" Katie cried.
"Come on, your Mom is like 47 years old and she got pregnant! People her age should know about protection" Matt cracked up laughing as Katie grew more annoyed.
"Matt chill" Nash warned trying to get him up off the floor.
Katie stood and headed to the bedroom with Matt and Nash a few feet behind her. "Baby! Don't be mad" Matt chuckled grabbing her from behind and kissing her neck. "I'll wash your back in the shower and give you a nice relaxing massage on the bed" he said nibbling on her ear.
Katie grinned innocently at Nash and spoke. "Your right baby, older people should be aware of birth control. With that thought, you should really call and discuss that with your father"
"Why?" he grinned.
"Because, he's the father of my mother's baby" Katie said going to the bathroom, closing the door and locking it.
"What! Logan! Open the fucking door!" Matt shouted beating on the door as the sound of the shower starting echoed behind the closed door.
"Isn't your Dad in his 60's? I'm going to sleep on this one" Nash giggled before going into the living room area and diving onto the sofa.
"This is bullshit!" Matt shouted pulling out his phone and dialing his father. "Dad! Get up! Now! What the hell! You got Logan's mother pregnant? We're married. You two cannot date. You're too old for this shit!" Matt argued as Nash laid back and enjoyed the drama.