A/N: I'M BACK! Did you miss me? I hope you did.
Fang: Hey, I'm here too!
Me:Oh, yeah. So we are back from Savannah.
Fang: And Greece.
Me: And Daytona.
Fang: And-wait we haven't really been any where else.
Me: No, we haven't. But on Thursday, you're going with me to get my wisdom teeth out.
Fang: shudder
Me: I should be the one shuddering. I'm afraid of needles. Well, we should thank some peoples now. Thank you to all of you who reviewed and favorited stuff and added stuff to alerts. Sorry for this being so impersonal, but there have been so many people that I think it would take an entire chapter to thank you all personally soooooo yeah.
Fang: Where'd your brother go?
Me: Across the street to hang out with his friend.
Fang: That was like five hours ago.
Me: Your point? They're usually here all day.
Fang: True, true.
Me: Yup. Onward to the chapter.
Fang: Don't you have something you should be working on. Like a journal or a portfolio.
Me: Yeah. But I'm procrastinating.
Fang: You do that fairly well.
Me: Yup. This will have nothing to do with anything but let us flashback to you and Will on the plane to Athens.
Fang: Haha. We don't need to do that.
Me: Oh, yes. Yes, we do.
Fang: No, no, we don't. Please no.
Me: Well, since you said please...
Fang: We won't do it.
Me: Yes, we will. Go now! While he is distracted!
FLASHBACK
Will: Whoa, look at the dam out the window.
Fang: Yeah, it looks so close yet it's so far away.
Will: Yeah. I've never seen a dam in the middle of the ocean. This is going in my journal.
Fang: Dude! You totally should. Rae, put the dam in your journal.
Me: What? Fang, what dam?
Fang: Right there.
Me: Where?
Fang: Out the window. In the ocean.
Will: We've been flying over it for like two hours!
Me: That's the wing of the plane.
Will and Fang: NO IT'S A DAM!
Leah: What are you guys talking about?
Will: The dam in the middle of the ocean.
Fang: It's right outside the window.
Will: We have been flying over it for two hours. It's going in my journal.
Leah: Will, sweetie, that's the wing of the plane.
Will: No it's-(plane turns)-Oh, Fang, that's the wing of the plane...Leah, look the water's white!
Leah: Those are clouds.
Will: Oh...
Fang: Even I knew that.
Me: No, you didn't.
Fang: I know.
Me: And I was right about it being the wing of the plane.
END FLASHBACK
Fang: You're telling people of my stupidity during sleep deprivation.
Me: Yup and it gives me great satisfaction to type out that story for the opportunity of our loyal readers to read.
Fang: Whatever. At least, I'm not telling people about... Wait, you didn't have a really embarrassing moment like that.
Me: Ha. Ha. HA!
Fang: Whatever. Forget this.
Me: Fang! Fang, don't leave! Fang! Fang, I'm sorry! Fang!
Fang: BOOOOO!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's laughing now?
Me: NOT FUNNY!
Fang: On the contrary, I found it hilarious.
Me: Meanie.
Fang: Hurtful.
Me: Wimp.
Fang: Bully.
Me: Name-caller.
Fang: Really? I'm the name-caller.
Me: Yes. Yes, you are.
Fang: Fine then.
Me: Wow, we really do have a love-hate relationship.
Fang: Love-hate relationship? Really?
Me: Yup. Shall we discuss the reasons why?
Fang: Um... No...
Me: Good. Cuz I really don't want to.
Fang: Why are we watching that show about the kids that live on a boat?
Me: You mean Suite Life on Deck?
Fang: Yeah. Sure.
Me: Because my brother refuses to watch it somewhere else and the laptop charger is downstairs until further notice.
Fang: Why?
Me: Because my mom likes to have it down here so she can see my pictures blown up on the TV and not on the computer screen. She is being very critical of my pictures that I took out of the bus windows.
Fang: I'm hungry.
Me: There's a kitchen. You have feet and arms that aren't broken. Go get yourself food.
Fang: Fine. I will.
Me: You should.
Fang: I'm going to heat up some stuff in the microwave.
Me: Okay.
Fang: Umm. Rae. Should the microwave be smoking like that?
Me: Fang! What did you do?
Fang: I just put the mac-and-cheese in the microwave and pushed the one minute button. Then it started smoking.
Me: Did you take the plastic wrap off of the pan?
Fang: There was plastic wrap on the pan?.
Me: You're an idiot. Remind me never to let you near the microwave again. This is almost as bad as the time Alex put candy in the microwave.
Fang: Alex put candy in the microwave?
Me: YOU WERE THERE! Do you not notice anything?
Fang: No.
A/N: Really? Must you put things in the microwave?
Fang: You let me.
Me: From now on you are never, ever, EVER allowed to touch the microwave or any other electrical appliance without my supervision.
Fang: Whatever.
Me: Wish me luck with getting my wisdom teeth out.