A/N: Alls I gotta say is... you're all going to kill me. Not kindly either... ;D

Thank you's? I'm gonna skip the notes, sorry guys. :( I wrote them, then my uncles computer died. So they all died. :P

First this thing... that I forgot last chapter. .

I own NOTHINGGGGGGG!

Okay... I'm good.

Thanks to: Storygirl11, Verdigurl, Psychotic Rose, Akumu, TheIcecreamGeek, and blondiesurfiechick!

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I do remember this from your response though... c(;{D - his name is Pueblo! He's gotta Mooo-Stache! And a sumbrero! WOOT!

All your answers to the question were amazing! Another one lies at the bottom!

After all the misfortune of the mornings horror, I was in a wicked mood...

Teasing and taunting came to me naturally... imagine the insults I come up with when I actually try.

"You must use alot of cover up when you show your face." I had an arm resting on the silver haired Jounin's shoulder, starring up at him.

"What?"

"I mean, you're pale enough with what we can see... It makes a girl wonder how white the rest of your face is. Probably as white as baby powder, or somebodies ass..." He raised an eye brow at me, trying to decipher why I was being extra irritting today.

"I'll have you know my face is the same color." He repriamended, giving me a stern gaze with his good eye.

"Alright, alright. So... what type of baby powder do you use to keep it the same color?" I grinned up at him.

Sakura giggled, Naruto flat out broke out laughing, and even C.B. cracked a smirk.

"Why do I bother?" He sighed, looking up to the sky.

"'Cause... I'm awesome." I smiled up at him cheekily, before tripping a teen who was flirting with some guy on the sidewalk.

"Are you sure you aren't evil?" He demanded, giving me a stern gaze.

"Positive. What 'bout you?" I winked up at him.

"Kakashi-Kun!" I turned, and froze... it was the army...

"Oh no..." Naruto went wide eyed.

"It's..."

"His fangirls..." Sasuke finished, looking honestly scared.

"Woot! Bitches, I own him now, find someone else!" I formed a hand symbol and the others grabbed onto me.

"Substitution no Jutsu!" With a huge puff of smoke, we were replaced with a log.

We ended up in my kitchen.

There was even silence for a bit.

"So... you wanna make us lunch?" Naruto grinned.

"... Fine. But only because I'm hungry. Now, all of you get out of my kitchen." I hate having people in the kitchen with me when I'm cooking. I tend to sing, and I'm tone deaf... literally.

At first it was gentle humming, pouring hot water from the sink into a pot.

Then, when I put the seasonings, followed by the noodles, into the pot after the water boiled, things got pretty hard core.

I'm talking head banging, microphone, air guitar's... the whole bit.

'Can you feel it crush you, does it seem to bring the worst in you out. There's no running away from these things that hold you down. Do they complicate you because they make you feel like this? Of all the colors that you've shined this is surely not your best.' I jumped in front of the noodles, stirring them then resumed singing.

After the song ended, in my head, there was clapping. I jumped, chucking my spoon with a scream. Thankfully, Kakashi caught it.

"Whoa. You scared me..." He handed me back the spoon, and Naruto poked his head back in.

"Are the animal's dead yet?"

"Little prick!" I screamed, throwing my spoon head on at him. Lucky for him, he dodged it and it hit the wall, leaving a hole, and the spoon in it.

"It wasn't... that bad." I gave him a dirty look and he winced. "Well, then I suppose it's a good thing you're a ninja?"

"Thanks." I huffed, stirring the noodles. "Makes me feel so much better."

"You can't be good at... well, uh... some things?"

"Fuck you."

"We've been through this."

"Pervert."

"We've been through this as well."

"Do you live to make my life difficult?" I groaned, pulling the spoon from the wall and putting it in the sink to run it under warm water. Then I put it back in the pot to continue cooking.

"No... more like... pleasureable." He put his hands on my hips and rested his chin on my shoulder.

"Oh really?" I snickered, looking at him over my shoulder. Our noses brushed and he puckered his lips, catching my own in a tempting kiss. He didn't even take his mask off...

"Hey! Stop making out unless Kaka-Sensei is gonna take off his mask, and make us food!" Naruto shouted, huffing and puffing in the door way.

"Naruto! Idiot, let them have their moment!" Sakura punched him in the head...

"Hn." He's still hooked on his caveanese...

Kakashi sighed, then turned to glare full force at his students. "Why is it always one of you ruining our moments?"

Sakura squealed, getting a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Do you kids want to eat?" I growled. They squeaked and ran into the living room.

"That's how it's done. Foo." I smirked at him.

"Once again... the words exiting your mouth." He chuckled, and I decided to be cheeky, kissing his nose.

"Stop being cute." He snickered, and I rolled my eyes.

"Let me cook before the noodles burn."

"Yes ma'am." He saluted me, pulling away to lean on the door way.

Soon, we were seated at the table, making me wonder... what exactly were Kakashi and I? Lovers? Friends with... benefits? Hell no. I refuse that. Or were we just emotionally confused...

Time will tell.

For now, I'm perfectly content not knowing... it's fucking scarier than the thought of getting fleas...

And my personal rock concert was once again, alive.

"So what if you can see, the darker side of me! No one would ever change this animal I have become!" I banged my head around, hiked my foot up onto a chair and leaned forward.

Mufasa whimpered, covering his furry animal ears.

"Help me believe, it's not the real me, somebody help me tame this animal I have become! Help me believe, it's not the real me, somebody help me tame this animal!" I jumped in the air, bending my left leg back and kicking my right one forward. "Sombody help me through this nightmare!"

I stopped singing, to hum as I cooked.

But then, my 'i-head' switched songs.

"I might be to strung out on compliaments, over dosed on confadence.
Started not to give a fuck an stop fearin' the consequence.
Drinkin' every night, 'cause we drink to my acomplishments, faded way to long I'm floatin' in an out of conciousness,
and they sayin' I'm back, I'd agree with that,
I just take my time in all this shit, still believe in that." Now, my head banging turned into the bobbing of a rapper.

"I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that.
An they wanna see me pick back up well where I leave that at?
I know I exagerrated things, now I got it like that,
tuck my napkin in my shirt 'cause I'm just mobbin' like that.
You know good an well that you don't want a problem like that,
you gon' make someone around me catch a body like that.
Oh, don't do it, please don't do it.
'Cause one of us go in, an we all go through it.
Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gon' pay it,
those my brothers I ain't even gotta say it,
that's just somethin' they know." I bounded around the kitchen, salting the noodles, stirring them and just... being myself. It feels nice to be able to do this again.

But then, being the... Idiot that I am... I fell, and cracked my skull on the corner of my kitchen table...

My name was called while I felt utterly dizzy, like I was under a wave in the ocean.

But then, I was greeted with pain. Unimaginable, horrible, pain.

A/N: So... my grandma bought ice cream.. I screamed like a banshee, ate it all... then threw up. ;D

It tasted good... while it lasted. :P

Le Domande` da oggi`! (The question of the day!)

If you were stuck for ever! with one member of Akatsuki, who would you choose! Why? And finally, the conditions! You can't be more than ten-feet apart, they keep all their abilities, and if you die, they die- vice versa as well-. PICK AWAY!

I would choose Itachi. 'Cause he's hot. And he's cool. And he's hot. And he's smart. And he can go all mengeko sharingan on all the people who piss me off... ^.^ Plus, he's my second favorite character in the series. :D